Girly Throw Downs A bitch slap for blackface Before Halloween I didn’t really know, nor care, who Julianne Hough was. To me, she was the mediocre girl in Rock of Ages. Now she’s the girl who went out for Halloween in blackface. I think she got off way too easy and I still can’t decide By Maria • Nov 13, 2013 03:24 pm
Dumbass Miley Cyrus + Lindsay Lohan If you’ve been reading this blog regularly the last couple months, you probably know by now that Miley Cyrus’s tonguing, etc, doesn’t bother me as much as it’s bothered other people. What’s bothered me the most is a quote I read from her in the By Lainey • Oct 29, 2013 10:00 am
Dumbass Julianne Hough has no friends She’s ignorant, obviously. But she also has no friends. If she had friends, real friends, they would have shut this down. But then again, does anyone have real friends in Hollywood? Here’s Julianne Hough in blackface at a Halloween party this weekend and with the blackface rubbed off By Lainey • Oct 28, 2013 09:44 am
TV Updates Ellen Pompeo’s perspective Thursday marks the 200th episode of Grey’s Anatomy. The show’s creator, Shonda Rhimes, and cast members have been publicising the event. Ellen Pompeo was particularly candid in an interview with the New York Post, addressing the notorious departures of both Isaiah Washington and Katherine Heigl. And even though By Lainey • Oct 07, 2013 10:54 am
Break Ups Superman eats alone Check out Henry Cavill in Rome, eating alone. How would you feel about this series of photos if not for the Kaley Cuoco incident? I would probably feel more…kind. I would miss him for Gina Carano. I might even envy it. Eating alone, with a book, or the newspaper, By Lainey • Oct 02, 2013 02:08 pm
Douchebags Justin Bieber thinks he’s Mimi Justin Bieber is on tour in China. China is also where those GIANT HORNETS have been hanging out, killing people. You do with that information what you will. Here we are talking about how JB went sightseeing and hit up the Great Wall. Where, instead of walking, or even running, By Lainey • Oct 01, 2013 09:32 am
Douchebags Oprah almost broke up with Lindsay Lohan Oprah gave Lindsay Lohan a reality show and promised to pay her $2 million. Lindsay agreed to an exclusive interview and claimed that she’d changed. Now TMZ reports that Opes almost broke up with Lohan a few weeks ago because Lohan wasn’t showing up for work. Oh, surprise. By Lainey • Sep 26, 2013 10:44 am
Dumbass An Education Do you ever play the alternate career game? I have so many. I’d be a wardrobe stylist for a show, or a translator, or sometimes, on certain days, I think I’d be a high school teacher, "Dangerous Minds"-style, challenging and asking questions and gently nudging By Duana • Sep 16, 2013 02:36 pm
Dumbass Katherine Heigl is going to be great! Last week, The Hollywood Reporter posted a thorough (if not-so-surprising) piece on the antics of Katherine Heigl and her momager, Nancy. Click here a refresher. Difficult, abrasive, and her own worst enemy – that pretty much sums up Katherine’s reputation. And worst of all, not bankable. It’s ok to By Maria • Sep 16, 2013 10:18 am
Douchebags Katherine Heigl “isn’t worth it” The Hollywood Reporter posted an analysis of Katherine Heigl’s career yesterday. Have you read it? According to the article, Heigl basically pissed away her film career by mouthing off about her projects and being a bitch on set. And it’s not just her, it’s also her mother, By Lainey • Sep 12, 2013 11:11 am
Dumbass Armie’s underwhelming summer Armie Hammer was supposed to be a big time movie star by now. Only The Lone Ranger didn’t deliver. But, you know, that was the critics’ fault. Blame them. If the critics didn’t take a dump on the movie, would Armie Hammer have had a shot at Batman? By Lainey • Aug 30, 2013 11:23 am
Music JT’s shades of Beyonce Here are Justin Timberlake and Mrs Timberlake out for dinner last night in New York, 24 hours after reuniting with ‘N SYNC for 2 minutes at the VMAs. According to US Weekly, JC, Lance, Chris, and Joey were kinda hurt that they weren’t given more airtime. If that’s By Lainey • Aug 27, 2013 09:53 am
Bitch please Aloof AND Self-possessed There’s a new Rooney Mara profile in the NYT Times magazine. She doesn’t call herself aloof this time. No, she doesn’t. But the word does appear in a list of words the writer cites as adjectives that have been used in the past to describe her. Which By Lainey • Aug 23, 2013 09:27 am
Dumbass Franco van Gogh Nothing like starting off the day with a mega eye roll. No one delivers mega eye roll like James Franco. Franco movies, Franco books, Franco poetry, Franco sculpture, Franco painting… Now Franco TV. It was announced yesterday that the Ovation network in the US will launch James Franco Presents in By Lainey • Aug 22, 2013 08:52 am
Dumbass Avril Lavigne is frenching Winnie Cooper Avril Lavigne has a new video, and she’s making out with Winnie Cooper in it and it’s just making me feel so old. I’m sorry to make this about me, and I’m sorry to be a h8er boi, and I’m sorry that I’m about By Dean • Aug 21, 2013 11:20 am
Dumbass Slum Bear can’t keep a secret It’s been widely speculated that Jennifer Lopez is returning to American Idol even though FOX has yet to officially confirm the news. Networks normally like to do this on their own terms, maximising the coverage. Sure. But that only works if the star isn’t dating a famewhore backup By Lainey • Aug 19, 2013 08:55 am
