Girlcrushes GOOP on fellatio Why can’t this be the subject of a GOOP newsletter instead of recipes and meditation? Fellatio is Wellness, non? Last week Gwyneth Paltrow told us that her bush is styled for the 70s. Then we learned that when she and her girls, like Cameron Diaz, get together for sleepover By Lainey • May 01, 2013 03:43 pm
BFFs Aaaaand... there’s video To go along with her mug shot, there’s now video of Reese Witherspoon, Southern Belle America’s Sweetheart, in handcuffs following her arrest in Atlanta the other night for, well, essentially being a b-tch to a cop who was stopping her husband from driving around intoxicated and endangering the By Lainey • Apr 23, 2013 04:32 pm
Hook Ups This may not be true by the time I land I thought about writing this article yesterday. Eventually I decided against it because if they got into a fight, it would have been a waste of my time and then I’d have to write another article to update the situation. It is now 10:30pm ET. So far, they By Lainey • Apr 23, 2013 10:16 am
Douchebags Sit DOWN, Reese Witherspoon For years I have been telling you she's not the sweetness she's been selling you. And still people are surprised. At a recent Faculty of Celebrity Studies event, I told a story about Reese being a dick and some people were surprised, like they couldn' By Lainey • Apr 22, 2013 12:18 pm
Dumbass The Stupidest If the idea of a Ryan Lochte reality show confused you when you first heard about it, he's doing press to make it clear this show will be entirely about how stupid he is. Lochte is currently making the rounds, attempting to do interviews, and is evidently such By Dean • Apr 19, 2013 01:17 pm
Maple Leaf This again?! I guess this is the age. You can make good decisions for two straight weeks. But then you’re dumb again the next day. According to TMZ, Selena Gomez is dumb again. Gomez was sighted on a flight from LA to Olso last night. Yes. Justin Bieber was performing there. By Lainey • Apr 19, 2013 11:16 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Honestly, Jessica Alba Yes this post is about Jessica Alba, but like so many conversations we’ve had over the past few weeks, let’s start with Gwyneth Paltrow. Gwyneth is owning it right now, and no matter how much we huff and puff and roll our eyes, there is also a sick By Maria • Apr 17, 2013 03:30 pm
Maple Leaf Anne Frank & Justin Bieber “I prayed, ‘God, you don’t want this Jewish kid to be Justin’s man, do you?...God, I gave him to you. You could send me a Christian man, a Christian label!’” -- Pattie Mallette in The New York Times, 2009. Mallette is Justin Bieber’s mother. She’s By Lainey • Apr 15, 2013 02:54 pm
BFFs What do these 4 have in common? Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Mike Tyson, and Andy Dick were all at the Scary Movie 5 premiere last night. Well there’s a sober combination. Is Charlie going for her breast? As payback for all the cash money he’s fronted her? According to TMZ, Lohan arrived 40 minutes after By Lainey • Apr 12, 2013 11:28 am
Dumbass Points for just showing up Lindsay Lohan was on Letterman last night. You may have already heard about their “awkward” exchange when he pressed her on her rehab and when she’s going and her addictions, etc, but when you watch it back, you’ll see it wasn’t awkward. It was banter. She actually By Lainey • Apr 10, 2013 11:33 am
Hook Ups Only one person is giggling These photos came with the following caption from the agency: “Charlize Theron and Seth Macfarlane were seen giggling and laughing as they left dinner together at Matsuhisa Restaurant in Beverly Hills, CA” I see Seth MarFarlane giggling, sure. I don’t see Charlize Theron giggling. I see Charlize Theron bitch-facing. By Lainey • Apr 09, 2013 11:00 am
Dumbass Is James Franco hard for Ryan Gosling? A legendary movie critic, movie lover, movie fanatic has just passed. In his place? Why not James Franco? James Franco has just gifted us with another movie review at the Huffington Post, this time on The Place Beyond The Pines, only it’s not so much about the film than By Lainey • Apr 05, 2013 03:28 pm
BFFs Lindsay Lohan infects Kristen Stewart But first she’ll hit her up for some cash money. Because that’s how it works, you know that by now, don’t you? When you hang out with Lindsay Lohan, she will hit you up for cash money. Her latest target is apparently Kristen Stewart who isn’t By Lainey • Mar 28, 2013 09:59 am
Maple Leaf Making enemies of rich people It's one thing to declare war on the paps. The paps don't have the resources Justin Bieber does. And many civilians would find it hard to sympathise with a pap. But Justin Bieber has a new adversary now. JB returned home yesterday and allegedly drove up By Lainey • Mar 27, 2013 03:40 pm
Dumbass Adults at Disneyland, World, whatever Polarising issue. We’ve talked about this before. And it’s one of those things that may be unfair to be judgy about, but still. Adults at Disneyland. Alone. No kids. Yes or no? It’s a loud NO and Gross from this corner over here. Even if Ryan Gosling By Lainey • Mar 27, 2013 11:51 am
Dumbass Will Smith could have been Django, is a moron Will Smith’s career strategy is not a mystery. He’s spoken in the past about choosing roles because they would be blockbusters, about deliberately deciding not to pursue the kind of interesting and diverse roles like he did back in the Six Degrees of Separation days because he valued By Sarah • Mar 26, 2013 11:11 am
