Dumbass Slum Love makes you stupid “If I'm super-cynical, yet I still have the capacity to be this disappointed, what does that say?” It’s what Duana wrote back to me when I sent her the link to this story last Friday -- Jennifer Lopez tweeting a photo of herself in studio with Chris By Lainey • Mar 25, 2013 09:32 am
Dumbass If you think Ashton Kutcher is dumb, it means he’s smart Ashton Kutcher was interviewed by ELLE to promote the upcoming jOBS in which he plays Steve Jobs. The film screened at Sundance and was supposed to be released in April but has been pushed back, supposedly because it’s not that great. The piece is, obviously, mostly a dick-suck. Ashton By Lainey • Mar 21, 2013 04:22 pm
Twats This is not even your future, Lindsay Lohan There was a premiere in Hollywood the other night for a movie called A Resurrection starring Mischa Barton. The trailer is attached below. This is exactly the kind of quality work you expect from Mischa Barton. And she does work steadily. TV movies, slasher films, etc. It’s rent. There By Lainey • Mar 21, 2013 02:20 pm
Hook Ups Dating Portraits Is this... how it’s done now? I haven’t been single in a long time. I guess these days when you’re single and then suddenly not single you not only update your status on the social networking, if you’re Tiger Woods, you also have PROFESSIONAL PORTRAITS taken By Lainey • Mar 18, 2013 03:02 pm
Douchebags You must Believe...and then Delete Textbook. Again. The exceptions are the ones who DON’T f-ck up, remember. And there are fewer and fewer and fewer of them. Then again, it depends on your definition of f-cking up. If they’re millionaires many times over, that may not qualify as a f-ck up, at least By Lainey • Mar 14, 2013 12:46 pm
Dumbass Justin Bieber’s heroic recovery Our hero, Justin Bieber, God’s special gift, having spent part of last night under medical supervision, has been released, and was photographed outside his hotel this morning... With a cry-face on. The agency caption to these shots is hilarious: Bieber has to be “restrained” by his bodyguard from attacking. By Lainey • Mar 08, 2013 10:55 am
Dumbass James Franco, public intellectual? TIME posted an article yesterday with the following headline: James Franco Is the 21st Century’s First Great Public Intellectual I suppose the writer was impressed with Franco’s poem in honour of President Obama’s 2nd inauguration. Here come the proper academics, lining up now to give him yet By Lainey • Mar 07, 2013 04:00 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Porny: on cocks and babies Jessica Simpson inadvertently revealed on Jimmy Kimmel last night that she’s having a boy. Porny is currently promoting Fashion Star, although mostly she just talks about being pregnant which, I guess, isn’t entirely her fault because when you’re pregnant, that’s all anyone ever asks you about. By Lainey • Mar 07, 2013 11:29 am
Dumbass Taylor Swift is anti-sexist...but also can’t speak for herself I try every time. Every time there’s a Taylor Swift news item, I try very, very hard to take the pro. Sometimes I can do it, and you yell at me. And sometimes I can’t. Because, well, sometimes she’s indefensible. You cannot defend this. You CANNOT defend By Lainey • Mar 05, 2013 03:00 pm
Dumbass Worst Human Impression As Host: Seth MacFarlane The thing with Seth MacFarlane is that the man creates all kinds of characters. I feel like you watch one of his episodes of his shows and you’ve seen them all, but let’s say for the sake of argument that they’re varied, at least a little bit By Duana • Feb 25, 2013 03:01 pm
Dumbass Worst Oscar Mislabel: Octavia Spencer Octavia Spencer wore a gorgeous sort of pale ochre-y deep cream piece of fanciness which suited her really nicely with an off-centre neckline of which is surprising and unusual without being too try-hard-y. This is exactly the right note you want to strike for the year after you win an By Duana • Feb 25, 2013 07:00 am
Dumbass Oscar Whys: Munn, Stamos, Glanville I asked on Twitter why Olivia Munn was at the Oscars. Someone replied that she was in Magic Mike. Yeah so was Joe Manganiello. You think Joe Manganiello should be at the Oscars? Still, Olivia Munn had more reason, I guess if you stretch, than John Stamos. Was Uncle Jesse By Lainey • Feb 25, 2013 06:43 am
Dumbass Four Reasons Lisa Lampinelli Can’t Use the N Word The inexplicably famous comedian Lisa Lampinelli is in trouble today for using the n-word. Not that the context even really matters, but it’s kind of interesting/weird to note that she used the word in a tweet to describe Lena Dunham, with an accompanying twitpic of them at an By Dean • Feb 20, 2013 11:32 am
Dumbass Downton reboot A few emails came in yesterday re: the Downton Abbey finale. Question: Is Downton Abbey more like... Gossip Girl or Days Of Our Lives and less like, say, Mad Men or Breaking Bad? Same quality, right? Only one has English accents and period piece clothing. Season 1 of Downton Abbey, By Lainey • Feb 19, 2013 01:30 pm
Dumbass When Photo Assumption goes terribly wrong Everyone was fist pumping yesterday after this picture of Adele was posted suggesting she may have been admonishing Chris Brown at the Grammys for not standing up for Frank Ocean. That’s why it’s called Photo Assumption: it’s an assumption that is baseless, because the image can’t By Lainey • Feb 13, 2013 03:49 pm
Douchebags James Franco arts up Kristen Stewart’s ass James Franco's new art exhibit is called Gay Town. It’s showing in Berlin. Click here if you want to go. But first, maybe check out a few of the pieces here because you might want to save your money. Apparently Kristen Stewart provided some inspiration? As you By Lainey • Feb 13, 2013 12:52 pm
