Dumbass GOOP: It’s All Good This is the name of her new cookbook. Another cookbook, F-CK! How about a collection of autobiographical recipes in which you tell us about the time Brad Pitt found out you cheated on him and then ate nachos? It would be the only gift I gave for a year. I By Lainey • Dec 28, 2012 11:19 am
Dumbass Taylor & Harry: one week to Christmas OMG, will they make it? Taylor Swift and Harry Styles spent most of last week in England together. He showed her around the countryside and gave her 23 gifts to celebrate her 23rd birthday and it was several movie montages combined into one long music video. Time for a location By Lainey • Dec 19, 2012 12:59 pm
Parent Pimps When you to go to Justin Bieber’s house This is the sh-t that really, REALLY makes me crazy. Like, when did they introduce new rules? People my age didn’t get the update. Is it true that when someone comes to your house now you don’t have to show them respect? You remember that incident with Justin By Lainey • Dec 14, 2012 11:43 am
Break Ups Vito dumped Demi Last week Demi Moore was That Girl couch-dancing at a party in Miami embarrassing Lenny Kravitz. Click here to revisit those fontrummy photos. It’s a boner killer, non? And that’s exactly what happened. Vito Schnabel has apparently ended it with her. And the 26 year old son of By Lainey • Dec 10, 2012 10:34 am
Dumbass Demi & Vito As posted yesterday, Demi Moore is in Miami with her new boyfriend Vito Schnabel. They were at a party together on Wednesday night where Demi couch-danced beside Lenny Kravitz. Apparently Demi and Vito were all over each other away from the cameras but yesterday, as Vito hit the beach on By Lainey • Dec 07, 2012 11:29 am
Dumbass Demi Moore: That Girl at the party You know That Girl? That Girl grinding up a chair, a bar stool, any man, woman, or server? That Girl who can’t stop screaming “LET’S PARTY WOOOO HOOOOOOOO”? That Girl at the party no one wants to admit they know? That Girl you need rescuing from? Do you By Lainey • Dec 06, 2012 11:10 am
Dumbass Mr Crawford is Mr Grey? Longtime reader Jonathan just sent me this really funny profile of Mr Chace Crawford at Mr Porter. It’s partly the way the article is written with so many... salutations. Obviously the publication’s preferred writing style, sure, but the effect is hilarious, especially when they all appear - the By Lainey • Dec 04, 2012 11:41 am
Twats An arrest to end the year Oh but there’s still an entire month to go. Is it a personal goal now? To get arrested at least once a year? As you may have heard, Lindsay Lohan went to a club last night after Justin Bieber’s show at Madison Square Garden. At some point she By Lainey • Nov 29, 2012 11:29 am
Twats Here’s your future Oscar winner Lindsay Lohan was only two hours late last night to the Liz & Dick premiere. Response from the assembled media in attendance: well at least she showed up. All of her. All the cheapness, all the injections, all those lips. So much lip. Lips so large Nicole Kidman’s seem By Lainey • Nov 21, 2012 11:25 am
Dumbass He could be her Hitchcock...without the talent Here’s Mrs Timberlake at Letterman last night. I love this dress -- Roland Mouret. It’s gorgeous. And it fits her beautifully. And it’s exactly what Victoria Beckham wishes she could come up with. Next season, maybe. What I don’t love is the coat she chose to By Lainey • Nov 20, 2012 02:28 pm
Twats Lindsay Lohan: babies and Oscar talk Lindsay Lohan gave US Weekly an exclusive interview leading up to the release of Liz & Dick...on Lifetime. Can we please remember that this is a TV movie of the week??? Anyway, some sh-t about how she’s definitely changed and learned and has no regrets and feels bullied By Lainey • Nov 20, 2012 12:22 pm
Assy Style Mrs Timberlake’s married style and privacy woes Look at how Helen Mirren outclasses everyone on this carpet, as it should be. Anyway, Jessica Biel is married now so... I guess that’s why she’s dressing like she’s 50. Compare what she looks like with Scarlett Johannson, age 27. Scarlett is exactly 27, if not even By Lainey • Nov 19, 2012 11:03 am
Dumbass Dear James Franco, tell us what to think of The Canyons But first... A quick update on the Loser of 2012, Lindsay Lohan. Lohan bailed on Barbara Walters on the good advice of her new PR team. Instead she’s doing The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Barbara is mad. And she played a clip from Part 1 of their interview, By Lainey • Nov 13, 2012 04:58 pm
Girly Throw Downs Jonah doesn’t like bellmen (or CNN) If writing for Lainey Gossip has taught me anything, it’s this: always screen cap a celebrity Twitter feed. Last night, a bizarre spat broke out between CNN anchor Don Lemon and Jonah Hill. Lemon ran into Hill at a hotel, said hello (as people do), and concluded that it By Maria • Nov 09, 2012 02:43 pm
Dumbass Gross Bear turns 1 Here’s JLO Bear at the UNESCO charity gala in Germany on the weekend. Amazingly enough, she didn’t have her Slum Bear with her on the carpet. He’s around though. Oh he’s around. It was their 1 year anniversary last Thursday. They proclaimed their Bear Love for By Lainey • Oct 29, 2012 12:43 pm
Douchebags Justin Timberlake jokes during his apology Well, what else did you expect? He’s a natural entertainer! He can’t help it! When we deal with something difficult, we might ask for advice from our friends, family, right? If we’re in a dispute about something and a letter has to be drafted, we might ask By Lainey • Oct 26, 2012 01:50 pm
