Hook Ups Dear Professor Franco, his name is Walter Salles A new entry from Professor James Franco on The Huffington Post. This time, he writes about his teaching method. Yes. His teaching method. Of course, because his teaching method is the best, like everything else the Artist Franco does, his students are excelling, and he takes the opportunity to brag By Lainey • Oct 25, 2012 12:01 pm
Royals Kate and Harry reading Catherine of William attended a reception in honour of Team GB athletes from the Olympic and Paralympic Games yesterday at Buckingham Palace alongside Her Majesty the Queen while her father-in-law Prince Charles hit up the Bond Skyfall premiere. She and Will have made separate appearances the last couple of weeks By Lainey • Oct 24, 2012 01:37 pm
Girly Throw Downs Lindsay Lohan really sucks at everything As I said in my last post, Lindsay Lohan can’t even f-ck up right (click here for a refresher). Getting banned from the legendary Chateau Marmont over a bill? Lame. (And as reader Astrid pointed out, included on the bill were two lost iPhone chargers in a span of By Maria • Oct 18, 2012 01:59 pm
Sit DOWN The Tree-Reader says he’ll win an Oscar How many As IF Sit DOWNs can you throw at one person at a time? A few years ago, Lindsay Lohan declared that she intended to win an Oscar by the time she was 30. We laughed. In comparison to Kellan Lutz though, Lohan’s comment about WANTING to win By Lainey • Oct 17, 2012 04:25 pm
Dumbass GOOP’s Hoops Gwyneth Paltrow stepped out in New York last night at the Michael Kors Golden Heart Gala. I LOVE the white pumps but I can’t decide about the cut-out dress. Is it flattering? From some angles, yes. From some angles it seems weird around the chest. Also attaching fresh shots By Lainey • Oct 16, 2012 01:57 pm
Twats Liars and their denials Lindsay Lohan called into TMZ yesterday. Click here if you have the time to listen to almost 15 minutes of a liar’s denial. I did. So I can save you the waste. In short: Her dad is the enemy and her ma, Dina, is the real hero, and Dina By Lainey • Oct 12, 2012 12:31 pm
Dumbass JLo, Statham, and that ring Let’s talk about Parker first. Parker is the movie Jennifer Lopez did with Jason Statham. A trailer has just been released and there’s a lot to laugh at, none of it intended that way. And immediately too, starting with Statham’s introduction. HE IS NOT PLAYING A CHARACTER. By Lainey • Oct 04, 2012 03:02 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Slum Love at Paris Fashion Week Look at this fool in the front row at Chanel DURING THE PRESENTATION. With his shades on. Like he’s a main event, instead of the slum lover of a main event who happens to have really, REALLY bad taste. If you’re Casper Smart and even Kanye West isn’ By Lainey • Oct 02, 2012 10:26 am
Assy Style KStew & Pippa WHAT? Kristen Stewart is now the UK’s “most searched celebrity style icon”. Fine. But who did she replace? Pippa Middleton. STYLE ICON??? Here’s Pippa today in London and it’s fine, I guess, until the way too obvious green bag. Jacek said to me today, “How much older By Lainey • Sep 28, 2012 12:54 pm
Dumbass Worst Undeserved Emmy Smugness – Jena Malone When you show up at an awards show and you are the first on the carpet because, regardless of roles recently landed, you’re not that important and haven’t been for some time? When you scheme and campaign for a high-profile role, and everyone knows that you wanted it, By Duana • Sep 24, 2012 10:09 am
Twats This is acting. A trailer for Lindsay Lohan’s Liz & Dick for Lifetime was released yesterday. They wanted to send us away for the weekend with some joy. God there is a lot of joy in this preview. A lot of joy and a lot of bloat. Sarah from Cinesnark just messaged By Lainey • Sep 21, 2012 11:26 am
Douchebags Happy Anniversary Demi! Ashton says “I Love You!” But to someone else... Exactly a year ago, Demi Moore was getting ready to celebrate her sixth wedding anniversary with Ashton Kutcher. Then he went to San Diego, got into a hot tub with a few young girls, who sold their stories to the tabloids, and, well, she stopped eating. By Lainey • Sep 19, 2012 04:30 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Jessica Fondles Her Fanbase When Lainey emailed me about Jessica Simpson’s guest post on iVillage, I was like “Ugh f-ck here we go again.” Disliking Jessica Simpson is so easy but kind of tiring, too. She tests the support system that, in theory, women (particularly new moms) are supposed to provide one another. By Maria • Sep 19, 2012 04:15 pm
Twats Lindsay and Dina are the same I waited until after dinner last night, with a glass of wine, before turning on Dr Phil’s interview with Dina Lohan. Jacek and I watched together. The best part is that he was a little red-eyed. So it got a little trippy for him whenever she got a little By Lainey • Sep 18, 2012 04:02 pm
Twats Dr Phil & the Drunk I don’t watch Dr Phil. But I think I might if this preview delivers on its promise -- that he will call out Dina Lohan for being a piece of sh-t and raising a piece of sh-t. Lindsay Lohan, of course. It’s the most glorious low-classy body language By Lainey • Sep 13, 2012 10:24 am
Famewhores Porny’s “not about the numbers” $3-4 million is a pretty nice number. Are you sure it’s not about the numbers? It’s ONLY about the f-cking numbers. Let’s talk about some of the dumbness that has been coming out of Porny’s mouth this week as she promotes her try to be thinness By Lainey • Sep 11, 2012 06:01 pm
