Dumbass Misfits for America is impossible to play If you missed my review of Misfits series 3 over the holidays, click here. A spec pilot was submitted to US networks this week for an American version of my beloved Misfits. It was written by Josh Schwartz (The O.C., Gossip Girl etc) and Howard Overman, the creator of By Lainey • Jan 11, 2012 12:29 pm
Dumbass Elizabeth Taylor & Lindsay Lohan I’m sure you’ve heard... Deadline reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan is negotiating to star in a Lifetime movie about Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. I know your first inclination is to punch yourself in the face from disgust. I get it. But... It’s not HBO. It’s By Lainey • Jan 10, 2012 03:27 pm
Dumbass Les Miserables becomes Les Mis ...with Taylor Swift It was all over the internet last night... Twitch first reported that Taylor Swift and Amanda Seyfried have been offered the parts of Eponine and Cosette respectively in Tom Hooper’s upcoming Les Miserables, scheduled to start shooting in March. Seyfried I can live with, and even welcome, as Cosette. By Lainey • Jan 04, 2012 01:17 pm
Dumbass Aloof backpedalling The “aloof” one, Rooney Mara, is backpedalling on comments she made in Allure about her early work on Law & Order: SVU. Not surprisingly, Rooney says her words were taken out of context. And, of course, insists that SVU is the greatest and that her experience on it was the By Lainey • Dec 20, 2011 12:21 pm
Dumbass Holiday slumming…at the jewellery store Like I said in today’s open: Beyonce is not Jennifer Lopez. Beyonce knows. Beyonce respects her own stature. And Jay-Z his. What is the point of getting to be B and J only to run around with a back-up dancer? So here’s JLo with Casper Smart this weekend By Lainey • Dec 19, 2011 01:52 pm
Dumbass Finish this list: Daniel Day-Lewis, Cate Blanchett… What comes next? Who do you name? Winslet? Firth? Hanks? Jodie Foster? Would you ever, EVER!!!!!! suggest Scarlett Johansson to round out that series? Daniel Day-Lewis, Cate Blanchett… And SCARLETT JOHANSSON??? Scarjo was interviewed by USA Today for We Bought A Zoo where she expressed her disdain for the term By Lainey • Dec 16, 2011 05:39 pm
Dumbass “Aloof” has a nomination Click here if you missed yesterday’s article about why the self-described “aloof” Rooney Mara is so f-cking annoying. You know what that says about a person? The person who calls herself “aloof”? The person who calls herself “aloof” spends a lot of time contemplating her own perceived “aloofness”. And, By Lainey • Dec 15, 2011 11:29 am
Twats Best & Worst of 2011: Lohans at the Kardashian wedding Worst because obviously. Best because, don’t lie, seeing these two pieces of sh-t taking third place at a loser’s wedding gave you a lot of joy. Here’s a refresher: Lindsay Lohan wearing what I called a knock off of a knock off of a Cavalli barely containing By Lainey • Dec 12, 2011 06:37 pm
Dumbass Dumb people support dumb movies Ashton Kutcher attended his first movie premiere since being publicly exposed as an unfaithful moron of a husband, now single. Here’s Ashton last night on the carpet with Lea Michele for New Year’s Eve. He and Lea are paired together in the movie. So it was her duty By Lainey • Dec 06, 2011 10:54 am
Dumbass Are you getting enough air in that big ass trailer??? Ashton Kutcher just updated his Twitter. Rather, he linked from his Twitter to a long ass post explaining himself, more like defending himself, more like bitching about the people who criticised him for defending, at first, Joe Paterno, and then recanting, and then pouting off into the night. I don’ By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 01:34 pm
Douchebags Is this what you’re staying for? You’ve heard about this mess at Penn State? Click here for the long well, researched version. Click here for the celebrity reading level edition specifically as it relates to Ashton Kutcher. In short, he tweeted support for a man who has been fired for his suspected involvement in the By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 12:52 pm
Dumbass The Oscars are a clusterf*ck I have no doubt that in the long run, the 2012 Academy Awards will be fine, but man, right now, it’s a mess. In the wake of Brett Ratner resigning (read: getting canned) as co-producer, Eddie Murphy, the host he recruited, quit the telecast. I have one thought about By Sarah • Nov 10, 2011 11:08 am
Dumbass Was rancid, now size 4/6 Mimi had her all spotlight Jenny presentation yesterday during which she went on and on, some more, about all the baby weight she lost and how disgusting she felt when she was pregnant. Yes, disgusting. Or, as she puts it... Rancid. So rancid she didn’t want her husband to By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 10:14 am
Dumbass GOOP: backdoor and makeup I thought about saving these pictures for tomorrow when there’s a new GOOP but she took the entire summer off posting so you never know when it’ll be an off week with her site and then I’ll have wasted a photo opportunity. So here’s Gwyneth Paltrow By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 04:00 pm
Douchebags The Oscars go KABOOM no more It’s been a rough week for Brett Ratner. First Olivia Munn outs him as the pervy director who jacked off in front of her while holding a shrimp, then he admitted to banging Munn, but not the shrimp/jacking off part, then Tower Heist was a disappointment, then he By Sarah • Nov 09, 2011 10:41 am
Dumbass Hey kids, meet Mr Rocknroll Kate Winslet and her kids were in New York yesterday, spending time with her new boyfriend Ned Rocknroll. Ned’s not exactly, um, the most robust name to begin with. And then there’s that f-cking Rocknroll situation which... Don’t ask me to get over it. The day we By Lainey • Nov 04, 2011 12:31 pm
