Dumbass Who is f-cking with you… Robert Pattinson? Because, well, look for yourself. It’s his new cover for Vanity Fair. I mean… Unless you’re a Twi-Hard you have to be laughing. This is FUNNY. Unintentionally funny? Perhaps. Where this poor kid is concerned, it always seems as though it’s unintentionally funny. And that’ By Lainey • Mar 01, 2011 04:22 am
Dumbass James Franco miscalculates? It’s not like Anne Hathaway hasn’t been criticised for what happened at the Oscars. She has. You have. Hathaway however will emerge from the sh-t kicking relatively unscathed. She tried, she wasn’t very good, but no one is holding it against her. You know why? Because she By Lainey • Mar 01, 2011 03:48 am
Hook Ups Soho House/Grey Goose Part 2 Ryan Phillippe and Amanda Seyfried were both at Soho House last night. All coy and sh-t. Lingering around each other like no one would know they were something. You know how it is. When she was talking to someone else, you could feel that she was keenly aware of where By Lainey • Feb 25, 2011 07:10 am
Hook Ups Who is Rihanna actually f-cking? According to UK gossips and their sh-tty track record, RiRi wants to get with Colin Farrell. Click here if you missed that story yesterday. According to Us Weekly though, she’s actually been messing around with Ryan Phillippe even though they reported last week that she had rejected him at By Lainey • Feb 23, 2011 03:49 am
Dumbass Vile What is it about certain middle-aged men and their lack of awareness? The common assumption is that women fear loneliness more than men. Kelsey Grammer is making a really good case for equality in that category. And it’s probably more than loneliness too. It’s a loneliness-ego combination. I’ By Lainey • Feb 17, 2011 03:11 am
Parent Pimps Dumb young celebrities: Justin Bieber edition Best-selling cover of Rolling Stone Magazine? I wonder if it will be. This is Justin Bieber for the March issue, on newsstands Friday. Your teenage daughter wants to kill herself today because the screensaver on his laptop is a photo of him and Selena Gomez. Anyway, for some reason, the By Lainey • Feb 16, 2011 08:08 am
Sit DOWN Sit DOWN Rachel Bilson It’s shaping up to be a Sit DOWN kind of day. This item just appeared on People.com. Apparently Rachel Bilson is launching a new home line? Like place settings and teapots. Remember when Rachel Bilson tried to design clothes and ended up plagiarising someone else? Click here for By Lainey • Feb 16, 2011 04:17 am
Dumbass Chest puffing This post should really write itself. Just look at the photos. You don’t need me to point the funny out to you. Let me just throw you the facts then: It’s Fashion Week in New York. This is the Calvin Klein show. This was apparently the best front By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 07:38 am
Twats Was she wearing a bra? Quick programming note, sorry I forgot to include in the open. TV LiveBlog with Duana goes this afternoon at 3pm ET/noon PT. That’s a heads up for you Supernatural fans. And Mr Sunshine. And more. Back to Lindsay Lohan, let’s get the facts out of the way By Lainey • Feb 10, 2011 03:26 am
Twats That Girl at the Super Bowl Back in November, after an eyewitness account of Cameron Diaz in Mexico with Alex Rodriguez, pathetically begging him to pay attention to her – click here for a refresher - I told you that she is, disappointingly, That Girl. That Girl showed up at the Super Bowl last night. With that By Lainey • Feb 07, 2011 01:43 am
Famewhores On borrowing Every f-cking week this twat gets up into some drama. Every. F-cking. Week. We’re just one month into the new year and already, Lindsay Lohan may go back to jail. Way to go, loser. So about this necklace situation… TMZ reports that she will be charged with grand theft By Lainey • Feb 07, 2011 01:32 am
Dumbass You or Duff? This is Hilary Duff, kinda reminding me of Jennifer Lopez, leaving her hotel in Paris last night and also today arriving at a tv studio to promote her book Elixir. I wrote about Elixir yesterday; about Hilary’s Rossum-y writing, and how, worse yet, it’s pedestrian in its poor By Lainey • Feb 04, 2011 07:00 am
Dumbass Worse than Lea Michele It’s official. And I didn’t think it was possible either. For someone on the Glee cast to be MORE annoying than Lea Michele. But it’s actually happened. It’s Dianna Agron. Because while Lea Michele is a lot of things, what she isn’t is DULL. In By Lainey • Feb 04, 2011 04:35 am
Dumbass More Exes in Paris & Celebrity Books Last week, Kate Hudson, Alex Rodriguez, and Cameron Diaz were in Paris at the same time. Click here for a refresher. This week it’s Hilary Duff, Joel Madden, and his wife Nicole Richie. Joel and Nicole were married just two months ago. Honeymoon? They hit up Colette – oh God By Lainey • Feb 03, 2011 05:51 am
Dumbass The China-fication of GOOP Last year, Gwyneth Paltrow dedicated an issue of GOOP to Chinese New Year and featured a lady called Adele Reising who recommended a “winter bath” consisting of milk and essential oils. Click here for a refresher. When I asked my ma about a milk bath she said it’s a By Lainey • Feb 03, 2011 03:50 am
Dumbass Guard your belongings Wonder if this is the Burberry suit for Tom Hardy that I was referring to yesterday. He presented at the Visual Effects Society Awards last night honouring Christopher Nolan and Inception. If I were him I’d keep it out of the reach of Lindsay Lohan, because if there was By Lainey • Feb 02, 2011 05:20 am
