Dumbass Kat betrayed They leaked on Friday: what appeared to be web cam photos of Kat Dennings, naked, posing for a mystery recipient on the other end of an online chat, joining what’s become a long line of young stars caught in compromising positions, compromised by someone they thought could be trusted. By Lainey • Nov 08, 2010 02:44 am
Dumbass How to pay for a wedding So LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are engaged. Oh that’ll work out well. After all the Shape Magazine controversy and the complaints from readers over having a “homewrecker” on the cover and the editor’s subsequent retraction of her initial apology –click here if you missed all that last By Lainey • Nov 05, 2010 03:30 am
Dumbass Renaissance Woman of the Year Last night at the Harper’s Bazaar Women of the Year event in London, my obsession Sam Taylor-Wood received the Renaissance Woman of the Year Award, accompanied by my other obsession, her fiancé, Aaron Johnson. As you know, their relationship – she’s 43 and he’s 20 and they’ve By Lainey • Nov 02, 2010 03:21 am
Dumbass Sometimes panic mail is better than hatemail Thank you for your requests for more Twi-Hard hatemail. They just haven’t been very creative lately. “I want to kick you in the c-nt” has been done too many times. And better, frankly, by Brangelunatics and Jennifer Aniston fans. Today however there appears to be a crisis. I woke By Lainey • Nov 01, 2010 04:32 am
Girly Throw Downs Porny drunk and petty? It’s my favourite story this week. Remember when Jessica Simpson went out for dinner with her boyfriend at the same restaurant as her ex husband Nick Lachey and ‘Nessa Minnillo? Click here for a refresher. According to Us Weekly, my Porny drank away her insecurities, and then let her By Lainey • Oct 28, 2010 10:16 am
Dumbass Lindsay Lohan still not properly punished Written by Sarah When I was sixteen and freshly driver-licensed, I hit a parked car in a parking lot. Worse, I went home and lied about it to my parents. Of course my dad called it in to his insurance, and of course it came out that I hit parked By Lainey • Oct 22, 2010 06:46 am
Girly Throw Downs The people around Porny...and her ex-husband Jessica Simpson and her attachment Eric Johnson went out for dinner last night to Red-O in Hollywood. Also there, purely by coincidence, was ex-husband Nick Lachey with his long-time squeeze Vanessa Minnillo. No, no, no, I’m sure it wasn’t awkward. But Eric was awfully extra about his affection By Lainey • Oct 22, 2010 04:13 am
Bad Style The Jackie O of her time What? Sometimes, some days, I just want to walk around punching people. Violence is wrong. But asstalking is so infuriating. So here’s a quote from Eric Daman, the stylist who works on Gossip Girl. He’s speaking here of Blake Lively, specifically as it relates to her sartorial side: By Lainey • Oct 21, 2010 04:52 am
Golddiggers Porny gets it right and also very wrong It’s exactly as Sasha said yesterday in the article about the Big Boob Rule – click here for a refresher. Jessica Simpson in a scoop neck under a blazer, I mean f-ck those tits are still crazy but it’s flattering, and she looks good, and there’s nothing suggestively By Lainey • Oct 14, 2010 03:15 am
Quiveration Live with Jon Hamm As noted earlier, tonight’s 30 Rock will go live. Twice. And both Jon Hamm and Matt Damon will be making guest appearances. Obviously then, Hamm is returning as Dumb Drew. I really love when Liz’s boyfriends get together. Dream, real, whatever, I don’t care. Is Michael Sheen By Lainey • Oct 14, 2010 02:54 am
Dumbass We’re all complicit in the asinine ratings system Written by Sarah As you’ve probably heard by now, the Motion Picture Association of America made a shocking decision to hand Blue Valentine, the Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams drama which has been a festival darling all year, an NC-17 rating. Lauded for its raw, honest portrayal of a By Lainey • Oct 11, 2010 06:26 am
Dumbass Dumbf-ckery A friend of mine emailed me today with the subject line: I don’t f-cking get it. Me neither. The Oxygen Network has announced that they’ve not only renewed the Tori Spelling reality show for a 6th – 6!!!! – season, they’ve also moved ahead with a second show for By Lainey • Oct 08, 2010 04:08 am
Dumbass Porny pukes and farts If you’re one of those broads who can’t handle the Ick, you might not want to keep reading. There is no time for daintiness in this article. Anyone who knows me, or who’s just met me for that matter, will tell you that I love to talk By Lainey • Oct 07, 2010 05:14 am
Dumbass Apparently she’s saggy and cellulite-y Jessica Alba covers the new British GQ. She looks good, right? Apparently in her mind not really. Alba told the magazine: "My breasts are saggy, I've got cellulite, my hips are bigger...every actress out there is more beautiful than me.” If you are then what am By Lainey • Oct 06, 2010 05:15 am
Gorgessity How can this be 2nd? There was some super scientific poll that released yesterday ranking the most eligible single women in the world. Halle Berry came in second to Jennifer Aniston. Um, really? How is Halle Berry second to anyone? Check her out last night in New York. In those pants. And the steezy little By Lainey • Oct 05, 2010 09:15 am
Dumbass The most obvious source in the world "[Joe] is head over heels for [Ashley]. He thinks she is down-to-earth and absolutely beautiful. He hasn't been this into a girl in a long time." – a source to People.com, for an article posted this weekend, on the burgeoning relationship between Ashley Greene and the By Lainey • Oct 04, 2010 04:05 am
