Bad Style Porny plays the Doctor Game & Sailor Suits My Porny Simpson’s engagement was the top story for, oh, maybe 5 minutes. Then Prince William came along and shot her ass off the front page. Swifty and Jakey kept her off too. Now the Brange is dominating the spotlight to sell their new projects... So what does a By Lainey • Dec 01, 2010 04:15 am
Dumbass Is it 2003? As you know, Barbara Walters every year releases a list of the 10 Most Fascinating People. The special airs next Thursday on ABC. Naturally they’re cockteasing everyone until the big reveal, releasing several names but, obviously, holding back the big one. So far we know 8 of the 10. By Lainey • Nov 29, 2010 08:17 am
Dumbass Pippy’s Oscar bargains Hilarious article on Page Six yesterday about how badly Pipsqueak wants an Oscar nomination. Needless to say, he thinks he’s deserving of one for his performance in The Social Network. This is when you snort. Oh, you mean when David Fincher had to heavy edit all his scenes, layered By Lainey • Nov 29, 2010 02:12 am
Dumbass A mountain of coke is the easy joke Especially when you read this quote. From Ethan Terra who just happens to be the o-owner of Dina Lohan’s production company. “Lindsay has absolutely no qualms about getting work. She literally has a mountain pile of scripts to choose from. When she is ready, we’d like to see By Lainey • Nov 26, 2010 05:30 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Porny’s not pregnant At least that’s what she told Access Hollywood. The other day the bump-obsessed among you swore up and down that she looked rough at the airport in New York because she’s in her first trimester. Could be. But she says no. “There are no babies yet. But I By Lainey • Nov 24, 2010 02:19 am
Dumbass Porny hides her ring...and not Jessica Simpson arrived in New York last night with her fiancé/professional escort and her father. This combination... I mean... How would you like to hang out permanently with your fiance and your father? Look at the two of them side by side. They’re starting to have the same By Lainey • Nov 22, 2010 03:20 am
Girlcrushes Anne, Tina, Kristen All three were at the American Museum of Natural History 2010 Gala last night in New York. Hathaway is hosting Saturday Night Live this weekend. Smart of her to be around Fey and Wiig, soak up as much funny as she can. Steal some if she has to. Because Jesus By Lainey • Nov 19, 2010 04:05 am
Quiveration Can’t let Jakey have all the love It’s like Ryan Gosling was standing by, watching Jakey G the last couple of weeks getting us all weak and quivery, and decided enough is enough. He came back swinging HARD. So you know about this business with the MPAA. Blue Valentine has been given an NC17 rating because By Lainey • Nov 18, 2010 09:11 am
Parent Pimps Dina vs Glee/GOOP Some people you love to hate. I love to hate Katherine Heigl. It’s so much fun. And Jessica Biel too. Very entertaining. Many of you feel the same way about Gwyneth Paltrow. I get that. She’s always there, giving you reason. But Dina Lohan, Dina Lohan you can’ By Lainey • Nov 17, 2010 09:29 am
Quiveration Emma & Dexter in New York The stars of One Day were in New York last night promoting separate projects. First my sweet Jim Sturgess at a screening for Heartless – the trailer is below – looking, as always, a little out of place and confused. It’s adorable. Heartless, though directly by promising horror genre auteur Philip By Lainey • Nov 17, 2010 03:45 am
Dumbass Vin Diesel: Sexiest Man Alive on Facebook Well if that’s not a reason to quit Facebook... I don’t use Facebook. For various reasons, but mostly because it’s a time sucker. Today I am grateful for this, because I’ve now learned that Facebook users are the kind who voted Vin Diesel the Sexiest Man By Lainey • Nov 17, 2010 02:12 am
Dumbass Porny paid See? I knew it. I know her better than she knows herself. I know her better than she knows...anything. Here’s what I wrote yesterday about her pathetic engagement: You have two choices here to explain it: either that dumbass couldn’t wait to tell the world she’s By Lainey • Nov 16, 2010 04:29 am
Dumbass Not Daisy It’s not like Blake Lively wasn’t given a fair chance. She was probably given an UNfair chance. After all, in comparison to the other actors being considered for the role – Knightley, Portman, Mulligan, Hall, Johansson – how, really, has she demonstrated she’s even in their league? But Anna By Lainey • Nov 16, 2010 03:30 am
Dumbass P for Porny, P for Pathetic You’ve heard by now I’m sure. Not even a week after her ex-husband’s engagement is announced, Porny Jessica Simpson has confirmed that she’s engaged too. Only Jessica Simpson could turn a wedding proposal into a f-cking consolation prize. And it’s a goddamn embarrassment on so By Lainey • Nov 15, 2010 03:05 am
Famewhores Alex visits Kate A few people asked on the liveblog yesterday for an update on Alexander Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth. You sounded hopeful. I’m sorry to have to sh-t on that. Here’s Alex visiting Kate on the set of BFF & Baby yesterday. She was also spotted at craft, pretending to By Lainey • Nov 10, 2010 03:10 am
BFFs Made to be best friends No disrespect to Europeans, but as I’ve always said, there’s a different benchmark for fame here. They get famous for less here (although I suppose with reality tv, it’s not a huge discrepancy anymore in North America) and they stay famous longer here. Taylor Momsen did something By Lainey • Nov 08, 2010 08:03 am
