Bad Style She’s not allowed to have friends I’ve been meaning to gather the Best Twi-Hard Hatemail of 2010 for a year-end post but last night my laptop decided to be a bitch and die after I plugged it into the tv. The motherf-cker isn’t even 6 months old. Jacek has been trying to recover my By Lainey • Dec 28, 2010 05:26 am
Break Ups Skinny doesn’t cure stupid Kelly Osbourne has spent the last several months telling us how much happier she is now that she’s skinny. Well now there’s a great message. Unfortunately, thinness in this case, and in most cases, doesn’t necessarily lead to enlightenment. And slender Kelly seems to be as stupid By Lainey • Dec 28, 2010 03:15 am
Famewhores Jersey Shore > Ashley Greene Best story of the day so far. Who are the two most hard up attention-whore members of the Twilight cast? Definitely Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene. It’s like they’re trying to Out-Try each other every day. Kellan poses in a tree with a book. Ashley will throw it By Lainey • Dec 23, 2010 04:26 am
Hook Ups It was more than just a ride This sh-t started at least 6 weeks ago after Kate Hudson’s birthday party. Click here for a refresher. Amanda Seyfried and Ryan Phillippe were seen leaving together. At the time, though unlikely, for her sake I was hoping it was just a ride. Looks like it was more than By Lainey • Dec 22, 2010 06:44 am
Girly Throw Downs Mila or Blake? I received an email yesterday from Lila. She noted that she’d found something really, really funny when reading about Black Swan. When she explained it to me, I also found it really, really, REALLY funny. Or, as Lourdes Leon would say, vair vair LOL. Black Swan has been nominated By Lainey • Dec 22, 2010 05:00 am
Dumbass WTF of 2010 Written by Duana So there I am in the nail salon, in the middle of a rather intense conversation with Lainey, when I had to stop, even though I was being a terrible friend and all, to point out that a certain gossip rag indicated that Melissa McCarthy and Jenny By Lainey • Dec 21, 2010 07:30 am
Clown You’re a f-cking idiot Living drama-free is obviously not a possibility. Not even in rehab. TMZ is all over it. On December 12, Lilo, as mentioned earlier, returned to the Betty Ford Clinic ten minutes after curfew. She hit up a bar, and when she came home, LATE, one of the staffers gave her By Lainey • Dec 21, 2010 04:08 am
Dumbass Teen JLo This is the new poster for the upcoming season of American Idol courtesy of Entertainment Weekly. There’s Seacrest, a buoyant Steven Tyler, Randy Jackson doing jazz hands, and Miley Cyrus. No, actually, that’s Jennifer Lopez. They’ve teened her. Now I’m not one of those women who By Lainey • Dec 15, 2010 06:50 am
Dumbass Alba recants (check definition) As mentioned the other day, “I don’t need writers” Jessica Alba is currently promoting the new Fockers movie. It didn’t happen on television but apparently she was asked in a round table situation with the press to clarify her comments from that Elle article in which she asstalked By Lainey • Dec 15, 2010 06:16 am
Dumbass JLH’s Happy Ending They always say, when they get up there, after their name has been called, that they are so honoured to have been nominated with x, y, and z. These days it’s automatic, and in some cases maybe just lip service. But the sentiment, it’s there. To be included By Lainey • Dec 14, 2010 08:05 am
Dumbass Who has the balls? Jessica Alba is making the press rounds in New York in support of the new Fockers movie. This is the first time she’ll be facing the media since that interview with Elle Magazine – click here for a refresher. Remember her sh-tting on writers? Remember she said real actors – she By Lainey • Dec 13, 2010 08:35 am
Dumbass Boyfriend control? Hate this story and desperately want it to be untrue. But it rings too true. Last week Page Six reported that Glee’s Dianna Agron had fired her manager, her lawyer, and her longtime agent who’d been with her for years. Just like that she cut her off. Apparently By Lainey • Dec 13, 2010 04:28 am
Sports Liz Hurley’s new beef jerky Lorella and I were in England in August enjoying a little food porn at Selfridges and we laughed for an hour after walking by the snack food section when we saw a stand with pink packages featuring Elizabeth Hurley’s Beef Jerky. Photo is attached. I mean you have to By Lainey • Dec 13, 2010 01:35 am
Dumbass The voice is worse than the bong It’s the top story this morning: newly 18 Miley Cyrus and a bong. Have you seen the video yet? Yes. The video. It’s here. Click. According to TMZ – somehow they obtained the video so we’re going to go with their substance analysis – Miley is smoking salvia, which By Lainey • Dec 10, 2010 02:24 am
Dumbass Worst of 2010: Kellan Lutz in a tree We continue to recap the year’s best and worst. Back in February, Kellan Lutz wore an all-white outfit, and took the dog for a walk. The paps were around. And he really really wanted to read his book. So he climbed a tree. And was obviously fully engrossed. Photographers By Lainey • Dec 06, 2010 08:42 am
Hollywood Drugs Junkie accessories People love throwing money away. It’s the only explanation. This is Pete Doherty today in London at a photo call to promote his own line of jewellery. Yes. Him. Jewellery. The collection is called Albion Trinketry. He collaborated with jeweller Hannah Martin. The inspiration was old time men and By Lainey • Dec 01, 2010 08:15 am
