Dumbass Hey Judge - she looks worried Lindsay Lohan spent all night worrying about that passport, hurrying to get back to America for her court appearance. She looks it, non? Here's Lilo in Cannes last night at a yacht party, feeling the pain of losing her travel documents. Does the judge read blogs? Does she By Lainey • May 20, 2010 04:41 am
Douchebags A leather suit and Ebola As you know, I have already written off Adrien Brody. Click here for a refresher. Here in Cannes, Adrien has validated his dismissal – for LIFE – from the Freebie 5. There is a reader who shall remain unnamed who stalwartly insists he deserves a reprieve. Like I said before – Brody might By Lainey • May 20, 2010 03:33 am
Hook Ups Crank vs Amanda Seyfried It’s Mean Girls all over again. And it’s the ongoing saga of that skint.agg.scag Lindsay Lohan who insists on cocking up her life over and over again. She was supposed to get on a plane this morning from France to head back to LA for her By Lainey • May 19, 2010 06:51 am
Gorgessity Pattinson > Lutz and Xavier Dolan hair My flatmate was indignant this morning when she turned on her laptop to read an article on People.com about Ashley Greene. Greene spoke to Seventeen about Robert Pattinson and Kellan Lutz, explaining that: "When I met Rob, I didn't think twice about him. He's By Lainey • May 19, 2010 06:26 am
Dumbass I hope JLH has her Bedazzler handy Written by Sarah This week are the industry upfronts where television networks are announcing their lineups for next fall. Yesterday CBS announced they were cancelling seven series, including Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Ghost Whisperer. I tried watching Ghost Whisperer once. My eyeballs exploded in an effort to preserve my brain By Lainey • May 19, 2010 04:47 am
Dumbass Jim Carrey moves on Written by Sarah Last month Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy announced they split up - on Twitter, of course. It feels like ages since Jim Carrey has been relevant. Has Jenny McCarthy ever been so? Can you imagine what they were like as a couple? Two loud comedians prone to By Lainey • May 12, 2010 06:28 am
Dumbass If oatmeal could talk it would sound like Seyfried Written by Sarah Amanda Seyfried is just like oatmeal. Harmless and wholesome, but lacking in any interest or spice. Oatmeal went on Chelsea Lately to promote her oatmeal romcom Letters to Juliet and she proceeded to turn Chelsea Handler’s usually sharp and caustic show into a big bowl of By Lainey • May 12, 2010 05:01 am
Douchebags Tiger Woods must be extra annoying right now Written by Jacek The run is over Gossips. If you could call it that. My Canucks got bounced from the playoffs last night by the same team that bounced them exactly a year ago to the day. And in similar fashion. But I liken what I’m feeling to writing By Lainey • May 12, 2010 03:40 am
Dumbass Can you say “expendable”? Written by Sarah Late last night The Hollywood Reporter, Esq. broke the news that members of the Twilight cast are holding out for a bigger payday on Breaking Dawn, thus even further delaying the officially official announcement that Twilights 4 & 5: Romance of the Forest will go into production. By Lainey • May 11, 2010 04:13 am
Dumbass Would The Mighty approve? Gabourey Sidibe was nominated for, like, every award during award season. Oprah saluted her on stage at the Oscars. And she gets invited everywhere now. She hosted SNL. She attended the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Which totally means she’s allowed to be an asshole, a proper card-carrying member of By Lainey • May 10, 2010 02:51 am
Dumbass Crank leaks and crank tweets This is Lindsay Lohan arriving back in New York today with a bloated busted face. Her ma was with her too. So she can say that “mommy” knows best how to control the crank. Sure. Because mommy is sharing the goddamn crank. The latest in Lilo’s self created drama? By Lainey • May 07, 2010 12:15 pm
Dumbass Do you know what you’re wearing... You stupid f-ck? I’m normally a Peaches apologist. Maybe because I have a friend who looks like her. Maybe it’s the anglophile in me. Definitely it’s all the drama. But there’s drama and then there’s ignorance. And this bitch right here is a f-cking dumbass. By Lainey • May 03, 2010 04:16 am
Dumbass When Porny talks about her mouth... This sh-t just writes itself. "My lips just slide all over the place....I can't catch up with my mouth. I need a little coating...." And you wonder why I call her Porny. It just comes naturally. And this is also why I used to say By Lainey • Apr 28, 2010 04:53 am
Parent Pimps Bottom is still a long way off During my conversation with Maureen Callahan at the New York Post for her article on Lindsay Lohan – click here to read it if you missed it yesterday – she asked me why the public still cares. Why, when it’s the same drama day after day, why we’re still following. By Lainey • Apr 27, 2010 04:48 am
Dumbass GOOPy is Chinese again Yesterday’s GOOP featured Spring Allergy and Detox Remedies – Chinese Medicine Style. Like last time, Gwyneth enlisted the help of Adele Reising. Like last time, being Chinese, I have no idea what she was writing about. Adele and G would probably say I’m just not Chinese enough. Tell that By Lainey • Apr 23, 2010 03:58 am
Dumbass Dumbest Idea Ever: Tori Spelling edition First there was that assf-cked report that Robert Pattinson was lobbying to play Kurt Cobain. Now ABC is apparently developing a talk show featuring Tori Spelling and her “bff”, some random gay they’re still searching for who will bounce off her bones like Will & Grace styles. Really? And By Lainey • Apr 21, 2010 08:34 am
