Dumbass Smell like Chicken Fried Photoshop New ads for Britney’s new fragrance Hidden Fantasy. Terrible name. Major photoshopping. And the tag line kills me: What do you have to hide? What does SHE have to hide? NOTHING! I could probably how many times she forgot her own name today. Because we know everything about the By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 08:31 am
Dumbass Spraying punches with his spittle? TMZ is reporting that last night, Gerard Butler allegedly attacked a pap who followed him out of a club. Gerry left Crown Bar at 2am and the photographer trailed his limo. At some point the limo stopped, Gerry got out and demanded to know why he was being tailed. The By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 07:59 am
Parent Pimps How Chicken Fried Junior keeps her man Lynne Spears is amazing. Two months ago, some trailer twat called Kelli sold her story to In Touch Weekly telling the tabloid that she and Jamie Lynn Spears’s baby father were still getting it on, even after JL found out she was pregnant. Click here for a refresher. Then By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 02:50 am
Parent Pimps Lohan public humiliation It’s a good start to the week! Because any time anyone makes Dina Lohan look like a f&cking idiot, even more so than usual, there’s cause for celebration. So last week, an item appeared in Page Six about Johnny Wright, who has managed the likes of By Lainey • Oct 06, 2008 03:34 am
Famewhores Build a Bear in 6 inch stilettos Victoria Beckham took her sons to the Build a Bear Workshop yesterday, totally obliterating her own record for Most Ridiculous Mother Outfit …. This is a MALL. She’s taking her kids to the TOY STORE. She claims she HATES BEING PHOTOGRAPHED when she’s spending time with her family. So By Lainey • Oct 05, 2008 05:22 am
BFFs Stella hearts Bruno You may have heard about Sacha Baron Cohen last week rushing the runway and sh-t disturbing Milan fashion week as his latest alter ego Bruno – video is below. He makes my life. Naturally he was immediately banned. Of course everyone was waiting for him to turn up in Paris. And By Lainey • Oct 03, 2008 11:57 am
Assy Style What can she do? Porny can’t act. Porny can’t dress. Porny can’t think. Porny can’t make good decisions. And now… Porny can’t sing. Call me Cruise but I always thought she could sing. At the very least, I thought she could do that. Her old songs may have sucked By Lainey • Oct 01, 2008 10:30 am
Dumbass Movie Magic on ice The Rock Dwayne Johnson is shooting a movie in Vancouver called Tooth Fairy. He plays a professional hockey player. But the Rock can’t skate. So they’ve had to shoot around his deficiency, which is why his blades have been cut off, as you can see from these exclusive By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 10:22 am
Dumbass Rachel Bilson, fashion plagiarist? Is there such thing as fashion plagiarism? Rachel Bilson signed a deal with DKNY Jeans to design a capsule collection called Edie Rose. She was at a Macy’s in Florida on Sunday to promote the line, her cute little face under a cute little hat, with a cute little By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 03:04 am
Twats Disney twats are delusional It’s Vanessa Hudgens up to her twatty tricks again. Out and about in Beverly Hills yesterday and suddenly very offended by the paps, Really Vanessa Hudgens? Really? Will you remember Vanessa Hudgens in 3 years? Do you even remember her now? 14 year olds have short attention spans. The By Lainey • Sep 26, 2008 04:33 am
Famewhores Shelf Ass Dumb Ass So much for claiming she’s more than just a tight ass. Jessica Biel has a production company, she says she’s informed, involved, that she’s not an airhead like the others… Ask her director from Easy Virtue and you might get a different response. According to Stephan Elliott: By Lainey • Sep 16, 2008 06:22 am
Quiveration Stay away from him London does a body good. And Josh Hartnett in London is looking hotter and hotter and hotter. Damn. Here he is last night leaving Bungalow 8 – beautiful, stylish, great new hair cut, well fit jeans… and a taste of Mischa Barton? Ugh. She has no job. She now has no By Lainey • Sep 16, 2008 02:58 am
Dumbass Kanye loses his sh*t – the video TMZ has posted the video from this morning of the incident leading up to Kanye’s arrest. Click here to see. Dumb f&cking thing to do, non? The paps may be intrusive at times, absolutely some are too aggressive but they have been invite to join the celebrity By Lainey • Sep 11, 2008 08:28 am
Xenu Smut My Kiki Loves Xenu??? We’ve lost another one! And now I fear it’s time to cut off my Kiki. I LOVE Kirsten Dunst. But now Kirsten Dunst loves the Xenu… What to do? Kiki on the cover of the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar after a stint in rehab for what By Lainey • Sep 11, 2008 08:01 am
Sports Please. Stop. Talking. Porny… please! A new week, a new example – Jessica Simpson needs a girlfriend. But I can’t be there every minute of every day, watching her every move, correcting every cocked up thing she says. At some point she has to learn independence. You have to let them fly on By Lainey • Aug 28, 2008 03:05 am
Dumbass Pippy Inside the Actor’s Studio No… he hasn’t been invited yet. But the way he’s talking these days, he should be f&cking cohosting the show with that insufferable but oddly compelling James Lipton. Haven’t you heard? Justin Timberlake KNOWS acting. Justin Timberlake re-wrote the definitive book on acting! Pip enlightens By Lainey • Aug 27, 2008 03:20 am
