Dumbass Scarlett Johansson “can’t lie” Vanity Fair released its Oscar issue yesterday featuring Scarlett Johansson on the cover and an interview with Scarjo that dives into her work on two Oscar contenders, Jojo Rabbit and Marriage Story, as well as details about the upcoming Black Widow solo movie, her recent divorce, and the difficulties of By Prem • Nov 27, 2019 09:44 am
Royals Prince Andrew: another interview?! It’s been an epically sh-tty week for Prince Andrew. His interview on BBC Newsnight was a bust. Then he was alleged to have said the n-word during a business meeting. Yesterday former Labour minister Jacqui Smith alleged that he “made racist comments about Arabs" at a state dinner By Lainey • Nov 20, 2019 11:19 am
Royals Prince Andrew’s “honourable” sweat glands As noted in the previous post, Prince Andrew and Team York did a piss poor job preparing for their interview with BBC Newsnight and Emily Maitlis. It was a unanimous and unmitigated disaster. There is absolutely no one, except for Lady Colin Campbell, who can find one shred of positivity By Lainey • Nov 18, 2019 12:11 pm
Douchebags Prince Andrew and Team York: amateur hour It is the year 2019. And we are talking about the sweat glands of a member of the British royal family, the beloved second son of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II of England. We have already talked extensively about his fat fingers. Now we’ve moved onto his sweat glands. By Lainey • Nov 18, 2019 10:11 am
Royals Prince Andrew’s “no holds barred” interview BBC Newsnight announced this morning that they’d landed an exclusive interview with Prince Andrew about his friend, the dead rapist pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. And they clearly have enough here to turn it into a one hour special on Saturday night. WORLD EXCLUSIVE: In a #Newsnight @BBCTwo interview recorded yesterday By Lainey • Nov 15, 2019 12:01 pm
Girly Throw Downs Taylor Swift asks for help This past summer, at the end of June, Big Machine Label Group, Taylor Swift’s former label, the label she was signed to at the beginning of her career, and the label that released her first six albums, right up to reputation, was acquired by Ithaca Holdings, led by Scooter By Lainey • Nov 15, 2019 10:25 am
Dumbass Leave James Dean Alone, You Ghouls This week in Utterly Ghoulish News, we learned that a pair of directors have “cast” “James Dean” in an upcoming Vietnam War movie called Finding Jack. The directors, Anton Ernst and Tati Golykh, are making their feature film directorial debut, and they have found the perfect way to guarantee their By Sarah • Nov 08, 2019 11:00 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Meghan of House Sussex: Halloween, November, and Words Let’s start with the letter that was signed by 72 female British Members of Parliament earlier this week in support of Meghan Markle. The MPs were objecting to the “outdated, colonial undertones” in the stories by the British tabloids about Meghan. It was revealed yesterday that Meghan called MP By Lainey • Nov 01, 2019 09:24 am
Royals Prince Andrew’s “forensics” Well I’m definitely not conflicted about writing about this one. This f-cking joker… Prince Andrew, the beneficiary of all the drama between House Cambridge and House Sussex last week, is trying to capitalise on his nephews’ bad press by going back to the “fat fingers defence”, like somehow people By Lainey • Oct 28, 2019 09:53 am
Dumbass Miley Messes Up Yesterday, Miley Cyrus made headlines after hosting an Instagram Live with her new boyfriend/roommate(?), Cody Simpson. Lainey wrote last week that the pair are unafraid of showing their lust, and this Livestream was no different. There were pet names, heart eye filters, and an endless stream of compliments. What By Prem • Oct 22, 2019 11:25 am
Dumbass Todd Phillips thinks we’re too woke By far the most insufferable part of the Joker press tour has been its director, Todd Phillips, who will not stop blaming “wokeness” for the current state of comedy. His latest comments are included in Joaquin Phoenix’s Vanity Fair profile, and they’re as insightful and thoughtful as you’ By Sarah • Oct 02, 2019 12:33 pm
Dumbass Justin Bieber’s Insta cats I have a cat named Pancake. She is very beautiful, and wherever she goes people comment on her appearance and her incredibly soft coat. Pancake waits for me at the door and likes to lie on my feet and follows me around and talks to me constantly. Pancake has the By Sarah • Oct 01, 2019 12:37 pm
Dumbass Joaquin Phoenix isn’t prepared Joaquin Phoenix is currently one of the frontrunners for Best Actor Oscar for his performance in Joker. We have seen him seemingly becoming more comfortable promoting the film and, perhaps, his campaign. I can’t imagine the studio would mind. It’s likely they’ll be putting resources into Joker’ By Lainey • Sep 24, 2019 03:58 pm
Royals Prince Andrew: a diplomatic concern? Now that the Emmys are over, time to get back to regular gossip schedule and a story we should consistently be checking up on, even though the subjects of the story probably want us to forget. The investigation into Jeffrey Epstein’s crimes continue. Just today, police in France searched By Lainey • Sep 24, 2019 10:23 am
Dumbass Intro for September 24, 2019 Dear Gossips, As you may have heard, Michelle Williams won an Emmy the other night for her performance in Fosse/Verdon and her speech was one of the most talked-about moments of the night. Michelle Williams is not, herself, on social media, at least not publicly. There is, however, another By Lainey • Sep 24, 2019 09:08 am
Dumbass Intro for September 18, 2019 Dear Gossips, Norman Lear covers the new issue of Variety. He’s 97 years old. He’s busier than ever. But that’s not the detail from the piece that’s making headlines. What’s making headlines and trending on social media is how Tony Vinciquerra, CEO of Sony Pictures By Lainey • Sep 18, 2019 09:08 am
