Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, December 2, 2016 This PR push for Katie Holmes’s new film feels as never-ending as the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Which would be fine if she weren’t such a snooze. “I’m the youngest of 5, I have 3 older sisters, obviously I’m a mom, and I feel comfortable By Maria • Dec 02, 2016 02:16 pm
Ebola Victims Elisha Cuthbert is Hot/No Longer a Pariah Elisha Cuthbert has been named Maxim magazine’s hottest woman on TV. While yes, even though it’s just stupid Maxim, the “honour” does seem like a good indication of Elisha’s likeability right now. She’s emerged as one of the funniest on Happy Endings and she is, as By Dean • Feb 13, 2013 03:27 pm
Maple Leaf The Heart Truth 2011 It’s Fashion Week in Toronto. And The Heart Truth Fashion Show is always one of the highlights. The Heart Truth campaign encourages women to identify risks and warning signs for heart disease and stroke, providing women with the tools they need to take charge of their heart health. This By Lainey • Mar 25, 2011 03:04 am
Douchebags Ebola’s Perfect Mate Sean Avery is getting exactly what he wants. His parents must be so proud. Quick background for those who missed it yesterday: Sean Avery is the douchebag forward currently playing for the Dallas Stars, acquired in the off season from the New York Rangers. The most hated piece of sh-t By Lainey • Dec 03, 2008 01:32 am
Hook Ups Punk Bunny and the Flame MUCH better than that useless piece of sh*t Sean Avery. And why hasn’t he hooked up with Ebola Paris Hilton yet??? They deserve each other. So Elisha Cuthbert has a thing for hockey players. After Sean there was supposedly a hook up with the Habs’ Mike Komisarek, and By Lainey • Mar 13, 2008 09:06 am
Jared Leto Cuthbert’s Career Cut Short It appears Elisha Cuthbert’s career has gone the way of Jared Leto"s. Because while Elisha and Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton have always been tight, until now Elisha has yet to allow Ebola’s deadly fluids to infect her. But this week in New York, the virus emanating By Lainey • Jan 31, 2008 12:51 am
Mary Kate Olsen Dolce Douche Sean Avery, who dated Elisha Cuthbert and supposedly bragged about cheating on her and who recently romped with MK Olsen, was issued an apology this week from the radio announcer who’d reported that he insulted Maple Leaf Jason Blake in a tense game a few weeks ago. The announcer By Lainey • Dec 03, 2007 07:00 pm
Paris Hilton Blame Sean Avery Mary Kate Olsen was taken to hospital yesterday – official reason: kidney infection. Unofficial reason: Sean Avery. MK had apparently hooked up with the useless piece of sh*t hockey thug a couple weeks ago but Sean has now reportedly run back to Elisha Cuthbert. Xenu only knows what kind of By Lainey • Nov 19, 2007 07:00 pm
Paris Hilton He’s The Kind of Guy Who is hired specifically to get under the skin of other players. He is a goon. He is a prick. He has been called out for making racist comments about African Americans/Canadians and French Canadians. And now, he is without a doubt the worst piece of sh*t motherf* By Lainey • Nov 12, 2007 07:00 pm
Paris Hilton Douche-free? Two biggest knocks against Elisha Cuthbert: that she is friends with that disease Paris Hilton and that she’s been dating that loser ass Sean Avery. Sean Avery is a hockey player, the kind of guy born with a “beat me” face and a matching prick attitude – constantly smirking, too By Lainey • Aug 27, 2007 08:00 pm
