Britney Spears Federline Rossum What a difference a year makes. A year ago, the world rejoiced Britney’s freedom. A year later, KFed is not only still around, he’s stronger than ever, landing his very own Details cover, landing some acting scraps here and there on two bit tv shows, and more importantly, By Lainey • Nov 27, 2007 04:52 am
Emmy Rossum Carrie Boring Behind the blonde lurks a bitch and you don’t have to look too closely to see that Carrie Underwood expected to be the star of the night. Indeed she was, even though it was spoiled for a few short moments by Miley Cyrus who elicited a huge cheer from By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
Natalie Portman Portman Pink > Rossum Pink But of course it does. A tale of two pinks – the flawless Natalie Portman last night (so much better when her hair is blown out), perfect in pink at the premiere of Mr Magorium’s Wonder Emporium and Emmy Rossum raping you with her pink sugar (as Keira Knightley would By Lainey • Nov 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Emmy Rossum Shopping with Rossum As Keira Knightley would say – get ready to be raped by sugar. Hard. Thanks to Sophia for the link! Prepare your gag reflex for the following 5 minute video – Emmy Rossum will test the limits of your sanity. I promise. We are shopping with Rossum and her stylist in preparation By Lainey • Nov 08, 2007 10:00 am
Keira Knightley Keira Hates Rossum Too! Can’t wait til Keira Knightley gets over her early 20s black angst. If only she could see how predictably textbook it is to walk around hating happiness and reading Camus. Keira on the cover of the new Elle Magazine admits she’s a “moody bastard”. Fair enough. But of By Lainey • Nov 06, 2007 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Sweat Exchange Blackout is on sale today and of course Britney’s life is on full display too. First – the custody battle. Court documents reveal that Britney’s appointed monitor testified on Friday and though no details have been released, her attorney insists that the information wasn’t all bad. He also By Lainey • Oct 30, 2007 08:28 am
John Mayer Rossum – would you rather??? Just when you thought it couldn"t possibly get more revolting, Emmy outdoes even her own Rossum. Attempting to pimp her sad excuse for a record Emmy puked her Rossum all over People the other day telling the magazine that she found the inspiration for her music in her By Lainey • Oct 23, 2007 08:00 pm
Tori Spelling KFed Jr: Diary of a Kept Man You really have to give it Tori Spelling’s husband. Not only is he excelling in the art of golddiggery, he’s also embracing life as a kept man, content with living only as an extension of his wife, happy to sit back, enjoy the paycheque…and learn how to By Lainey • Oct 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Emmy Rossum How Many Times? How many times has Emmy Rossum worn this dress? Or a variation of it? With the hair. And the doe eyes. And the “pick me! Pick me! Love me! Love me!” smile? Here’s Emmy at the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood party in LA last night still trying to drum By Lainey • Sep 21, 2007 05:00 am
Emmy Rossum Rossum Makes a Video! Cheese Rossum music deserves a cheese Rossum video. So of course Emmy had to put her songs to film, applying nauseating facial expressions to go along with her nauseating lyrics and nauseating “opera” enunciation and delivery: Slow me down Don’t let love pass me by, just Show me how By Lainey • Aug 27, 2007 09:00 am
Emmy Rossum Rossum and the Astronaut Seriously…this is all time. All.F&CKING.TIME. The most nauseating Rossum ever!!! Is that redundant? First, Rossum at some party last night wearing red and waves and her trademark teacher’s pet smile. Gag. But the best… the best is the latest post on her blog, dedicated By Lainey • Aug 09, 2007 05:10 am
Ashlee Simpson Audio Rossum EXTREME CAUTION. You WILL be nauseous…be warned. Emmy Rossum bringing the Full Rossum to race car driving this past weekend. She sang the national anthem and to be fair, Emmy has a decent voice. Even a good voice. And at the very least it wasn’t Jessica Simpson-styles vocal By Lainey • Jun 26, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz Shelf Ass Who??? Pip has a HUUUUUGE ego. And most of the time, his ego is total Rossum. But on occasion, especially when his ego doesn’t appreciate getting trumped by an overzealous publicity team for a B List actress, Pipsqueak’s ego is extremely entertaining. And smuttily candid. Lovely combination. A new By Lainey • Jun 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt The Ultimate Love Letter Total cheese…but I can’t help it. Am swept away. And it wasn’t even for me. A little over the top of course but the Pitts have a message to convey, a conveniently timed f&ck you to the tabloids who insist their love is on the By Lainey • Jun 04, 2007 08:00 pm
Demi Moore Mandy Moore: MTV Real She’s brave, she’s courageous, she is existing and thriving in Hollywood while refusing to fit herself into the Thin Box. Mandy Moore deserves our love, non? Not really down with the dress, the dress is made of Prom. But am totally down with how she wears it, full By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Vocal Rossum Two months of Rossum-free existence accumulated to form one large bout of nausea…all captured on her MySpace! So apparently Emmy Rossum, for lack of a bonafide acting career, is now looking to release an album. Phantom was not an anomaly, gossips. Rossum sings! Rossum sings because Rossum also happens By Lainey • May 31, 2007 08:00 pm
