Famewhores No photos for a week The Beckhams have been vacationing in the French Riviera for a week or so during which time there have been no photos of the family, save for a few shots of their arrival at the airport. Since then nothing. Until today as they were spotted departing. It has nothing to By Lainey • Jun 25, 2009 02:42 am
Hook Ups Future Love Triangle So the other night, Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper were “caught” out for dinner. As expected, their new relationship has made the cover of every tabloid this week, not the main story though as Jon & Kate still seem to be dominating headlines. Ugh. Jen feels the same way too. By Lainey • Jun 24, 2009 04:13 am
Famewhores Please let this fail quickly I know Lainey refuses to talk about this trash but I’ve got the floor this afternoon so too bad… Us is reporting that experts predict a slow decline for Jon and Kate. Apparently ratings have been falling steadily as is, and now that the clowns have announced that they’ By Lainey • Jun 23, 2009 10:03 am
Famewhores Famewhore finds her Hair Twin! Her obviousness never ceases to amaze me. The Brange has been front and centre all week giving their millions away. Angelina Jolie was in DC yesterday hugging refugees and crying about their suffering. She was also on Anderson Cooper and The Today Show with her Earth Mother face saving the By Lainey • Jun 19, 2009 05:22 am
Twats One Night in Leighton? The stupidness of youth… TMZ is reporting that there is a Leighton Meester sex tape that will soon hit the market, shot a few years ago, Leighton prancing around nude, and engaging in some kinky sh-t with her feet. OK, now I’m curious. Apparently a deal for the video By Lainey • Jun 19, 2009 04:29 am
Famewhores What’s the difference? Remember when the Cyrus family accused Annie Leibovitz of duping a young, impressionable girl when she posed for Vanity Fair last year? Remember they were all like “we feel exploited” and this wasn’t our fault? Yeah well… At the very least, given that it was the famed Annie Leibovitz, By Lainey • Jun 17, 2009 03:03 am
Famewhores Shelfy come running You know what Shelf Ass Jessica Biel is doing, like, right now? She didn’t sleep, panicked as soon as she saw the photos after refreshing Gettyimages.com every 5 minutes, and probably booked the first flight from LA to NY… Last night at the CFDA Awards Pippy attended solo, By Lainey • Jun 16, 2009 02:32 am
Douchebags What did she expand? Jennifer Aniston on Friday night received the Women in Film Crystal Award for “expanding the role of women in the entertainment industry”. Not trying to be snarky, seriously I’m not. But what exactly did she expand? She plays Rachel Green over and over again. Good Girl: Rachel in a By Lainey • Jun 15, 2009 02:47 am
Hook Ups Pissing away $130 million If I’m on the board of Real Madrid, I am sh-tting f-cking panic this morning. Because the team just purchased Cristiano Ronaldo for $130 million from Manchester United and how does he celebrate? He celebrates with an Ebola infection. Which means he’s effectively pissed away his money. Don’ By Lainey • Jun 11, 2009 06:09 am
Twats He wasn't spreading it well The virus I mean. Ebola Hilton is single. She and that useless f-ck Doug have split up as confirmed by People.com. No reason was cited but it's obvious: He wasn't getting it enough publicity. And you know, its popularity is waning. We've seen By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 01:13 pm
Famewhores They’ll call it retail therapy Brad Pitt’s $1 million new purchase has just given the bottom feeding rags their new headline next week: Brad buys art to nurse his heart! Funny how it works: Brangelunatics have been emailing me lately, begging for reassurance that the Brange is fine. This as a result of the By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 05:51 am
Famewhores PR f-ck-up or tabloid f-ckery? Uk tabloids reported today that Madonna's Mercy adoption attempt will be officially approved on Sunday by a Malawian court. Her lawyer however has publicly announced that that report was false, and very damaging. Apparently the judges are still deliberating and a decision could come down any day. This By Lainey • Jun 09, 2009 07:37 am
Famewhores Get over your ass When Cameron Diaz appeared on Jimmy Fallon during his first week, she and Jimmy had an amazing dance-off at the end of her segment. Of course Shelfy had to come up with her own gimmick last night. She “trained” him. It was lame sh-ts. As always, it comes down to By Lainey • Jun 05, 2009 10:16 am
Famewhores They’re learning So young and already learning how to navigate the Hollywood landscape. Last week I reported exclusively that Taylor Lautner broke up with Selena Gomez. Click here for the details. TRUE. Taylor’s final day in Vancouver was May 22nd. He was supposed to spend time with Selena in the two By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 04:43 am
Famewhores Shelfy’s legs on Letterman Shelfy has turned up the hustle this week. She’ll be on Ellen, she’ll be on Fallon, and last night she was on Letterman. Showed up in a short skirt and showed off a pair of lovely legs. Up top though… Maybe not the most flattering blouse? Looks shapeless By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 03:27 am
Famewhores Country Stalker! This story keeps getting better and better. Eddie Cibrian married a territorial bitch. I love her so much. So LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian – they made some movie of the week together and then started f-cking. Obviously a problem because she’s married to a ‘mo and he has a By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 02:54 am
