Famewhores JCVD is grateful Look at me, I’m JCVD. That’s why he keeps kung fu-ing on the red carpet. And presumably why he’s doing the slap-the-ass dance with a metal sidewalk stanchion in Madrid...? I don’t know. I can’t explain. But I enjoy. In a can’t look away By Lainey • Aug 09, 2012 04:00 pm
Famewhores Ryan Lochte wants Hollywood Ryan Lochte was out last night in London. He seems to enjoy getting papped, non? A lot. After London 2012, I wonder how he’ll deal with not being followed and talked about constantly anymore. Look at Ryan Lochte. Ryan Lochte doesn’t want to fade away and live a By Lainey • Aug 08, 2012 04:25 pm
Famewhores The Jessica that Jessica wants to be Here’s Jessica Biel last night at the premiere of Total Recall. It’s what I call aspirational dressing. And, curiously, her sartorial approach mirrors her professional one. The Jessica that Jessica wants to be and the Jessica that Jessica actually is, they are not the same. What you see By Lainey • Aug 02, 2012 12:31 pm
Famewhores Justin around her neck This is Jessica Biel out in West Hollywood yesterday wearing a “Justin” necklace. This of course is nowhere near as sweet and romantic as Slum Lover giving Jennifer Lopez a bear necklace for her birthday to go with her bear birthday cake. What else? A “bear2bear” tattoo? The crazy thing By Lainey • Jul 27, 2012 11:21 am
Famewhores The other working mom in the city Whatever, Katie Holmes. Go on with your single freedom, taking cabs all over the place like you’re in gen pop now, and not combing your hair because life in New York as Courage Mom, superhero, is simply too busy. It can’t be more busy than Jessica Alba’s. By Lainey • Jul 26, 2012 01:08 pm
Famewhores Is that you, Joey Potter? Check out Katie Holmes with her hair up in this purple dress for C Magazine. First of all, that’s an updo from 2002. But also... Total Joey Potter styles, right? Is that what Holmes & Yang, her clothing line, is for? Joey Potter? The C Magazine shoot happened a By Lainey • Jul 24, 2012 11:28 am
Famewhores Shy Blake, Shy Ryan at LAX Of course they are. After all, somehow a lone pap found them in a dinky little town in Utah last year and just happened to catch them kissing and hugging, positioned right beside a sign bearing the name of her sister’s bed and breakfast. Click here for a refresher By Lainey • Jul 23, 2012 10:18 am
Famewhores Jessica Alba, world traveller If you consider her first act being a movie star, then I guess she’s in her second act. She was in movies, but was Jessica Alba ever a movie star? Debatable. Vanity Fair does a series called Where I Go: International Itineraries from the Global Jet Set, a prescribed By Maria • Jul 18, 2012 12:07 pm
Famewhores Kate Walsh, Billionaire Boyfriend Kate Walsh was photographed at the launch for a perfume called Billionaire Boyfriend. Captions referred to it as “her” perfume, but I thought, “No that can’t be right, you are reading it wrong. She must just be at the party or the doing the adverts.” So I kept digging. By Maria • Jul 11, 2012 04:26 pm
Lifestyle Kate Walsh, Billionaire Boyfriend Kate Walsh was photographed at the launch for a perfume called Billionaire Boyfriend. Captions referred to it as “her” perfume, but I thought, “No that can’t be right, you are reading it wrong. She must just be at the party or the doing the adverts.” So I kept digging. By Maria • Jul 11, 2012 04:21 pm
Famewhores The Popular Katie Holmes Exclusive Two months ago Katie Holmes was a dead-eyed joke. Do not pretend you don’t remember it. But it’s getting harder and harder to remember it, isn’t it? In two weeks Katie Holmes has gone from robot to independent asskicker. It’s an extraordinary image overhaul, similar By Lainey • Jul 11, 2012 11:40 am
Famewhores Blake & Ryan: family time, that’s all Savages opened this weekend. Did you go? As Duana was my main event, I won’t be going until later this week. As much as many of you wanted it to though, Savages did not bomb. It opened over $16 million which, according to Deadline was better than expected, and By Lainey • Jul 09, 2012 01:33 pm
Girly Throw Downs She’s a Survivor Destiny’s Child’s Survivor shuffled onto my iPod last night. I haven’t heard it in a while and I haven’t paid attention to the lyrics in even longer. Am now convinced it should be Katie Holmes’s theme song. Google that right now and see for yourself. By Lainey • Jul 09, 2012 11:23 am
Famewhores Megan Fox is LeAnn Rimes now We had to wait a few days before getting access to these shots as they’d been held exclusively by other outlets that were able to bid at a higher level to publish them first and with a long lead time. As you can see, very obviously, Megan Fox and By Lainey • Jun 27, 2012 04:35 pm
Famewhores Leo & Erin on bikes While Blake and Ryan are getting all domestic with their pies and canned foods, her ex-boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio is also in New York with his current model bonafide Erin Heatherton. The two were photographed riding their bikes home from dinner. I’m very surprised he doesn’t have a towel By Lainey • Jun 15, 2012 12:18 pm
Famewhores Drew’s wedding and the dreaded pose I don’t know why I’m surprised. At this point, whenever a celebrity sells something, no matter how intimate, why should we be surprised? But still you hope. You hope that there are still a few of them who resist and don’t. That they keep something to themselves. By Lainey • Jun 06, 2012 11:21 am
