Famewhores Pipsqueak scores for Shelfy Jessica Biel has been trying to produce and star in a movie called The Devil In The Deep Blue Sea (terrible title) for a while now. At least 18 months if not longer. The project was going nowhere. Then this week it was announced from Cannes that the project had By Lainey • May 25, 2012 10:20 am
Girly Throw Downs Beyonce & Jay-Z: scheduled avoidance? Here’s Jay-Z last night in London at the UK premiere of Men In Black 3. Jay and Kanye West kick off 5 nights of Watch The Throne at the O2 on Friday. Currently there is no sign of Beyonce there. B plays 4 shows in Atlantic City next weekend By Lainey • May 17, 2012 12:34 pm
Famewhores The best day of her life Was it? It had to be one of them. Justin Timberlake let his fiancée come with him to watch the Lakers defeat the Nuggets in Game 7 on Saturday. And not only that, he decided to be extra extra nice and let the world see how much she loves him. By Lainey • May 14, 2012 01:03 pm
Famewhores Did You Survive Celebrity Mother’s Day? (Lainey: How was your Mother’s Day? Mother’s Day belongs to Hollywood now. Does it feel like Mother’s Day is being taken over by celebrities and their babies? None of the writers usually featured on this site have babies. So... meet Maria. Maria is a friend. She is By Maria • May 14, 2012 10:40 am
Famewhores Selective Career History Speaking of celebrity don’ts... Click here for my article yesterday about the narrowing gap between celebrity and civilian and the reality star effect, compelling proper celebrities, some of them, to reach out and touch you...on Twitter! The latest of course is Jessica Biel, timed with her first appearance By Lainey • May 10, 2012 11:58 am
Famewhores Shelfy is on Twitter Jessica Biel is engaged. She will marry Justin Timberlake this summer. And now she’s joined Twitter. Shelfy made it official on Monday night, while she was getting ready for the Met Gala, posting a photo of herself on WhoSay (more on this is in a minute) with the caption: By Lainey • May 09, 2012 10:35 am
Twats Lohan punks Woody, begs Anna Woody Allen agreed to meet Lindsay Lohan for dinner the other night in New York. The paps were there to shoot them on their way out. Of course. And who do you think texted them the location? As you know, the Met Gala is tonight. Rumour has it Lohan is By Lainey • May 07, 2012 10:27 am
Famewhores Mimi's Anniversary in Austria Four years ago today, Mimi married Nick Cannon. As you know, Mimi spent the weekend in Paris where she gave photographers and fans an hour notice before showing up anywhere, just to make sure there was the appropriate amount of crowd swell worthy of her presence. I once heard about By Lainey • Apr 30, 2012 05:16 pm
Girly Throw Downs I can get engaged too! You didn’t think Jennifer Aniston would let the Brange engagement go by without getting in on the action herself, did you? After all these years, and all these salvos back and forth, and still their respective supporters insist it’s not about the tit for tat. It’s always By Lainey • Apr 23, 2012 12:46 pm
Famewhores A bridal Jolie is promoted We all know the girl who’s newly engaged, right? Or, we’ve all been the girl newly engaged. The one who can’t help herself, she can’t stop smiling, she has to show it off - her happiness, her glow, her ring. Angelina Jolie is now That Girl. By Lainey • Apr 17, 2012 11:20 am
Lifestyle Coachella Candids: Kate Bosworth wants it bad What? To be Kate Moss. To be, like, the Spirit Girl of Coachella. Or, with boyfriend Michael Polish, to be considered the poster couple for the festival. Look at them. They’re giving a lesson on how to enjoy it. How to let it into your soul. Nothing legitimises Coachella By Lainey • Apr 16, 2012 09:18 am
Lifestyle Coachella Candids 2012: Lindsay Lohan Perfect shoes for walking in grass, non? Because this is what you wear when you want to blend in. It’s almost a cute outfit otherwise though but I’m curious about how it looked by the end of the night. That’s the sort of dress that can fall By Lainey • Apr 16, 2012 08:58 am
Famewhores I guess that explains Justin Timberlake... And why Clint Eastwood cast him in his next movie. Because, obviously, he’s OUT OF HIS F-CKING MIND. Click here for my initial thoughts on Clint Eastwood’s wife and daughters and their reality show, specifically in reference to Daniel Craig’s comments about celebrity famewhoring and the Kardashians. By Lainey • Apr 11, 2012 11:02 am
Famewhores Who makes them do these things? It was Kristen Stewart’s birthday yesterday. She’s now 22 which... I’m pretty sure is not a milestone number or anything, at least not in these parts, but whatever. A big ass embarrassing deal was made of it, and it was out of her control. In honour of By Lainey • Apr 10, 2012 12:15 pm
Famewhores Anne Hathaway’s short hair I wonder if they tried wigging it at all. If they camera tested a few wigs and decided in the end that the wigs just weren’t working before encouraging Annie to cut it all off. Or was it all Annie herself from the very beginning out of artistic commitment? By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 11:20 am
Famewhores The ring got her a job For two months, Jessica Biel kept her engagement ring locked down, presumably trying, unsuccessfully, to secure an exclusive with a magazine. Then a change in tactic - over the last two weeks though, she’s been waving it around hard, most obviously as she was seated courtside at the Laker By Lainey • Mar 22, 2012 02:54 pm
