Movie Reviews and Previews Keanu! John Wick: Chapter 4 opens next weekend, so we are in the thick of the press tour, which means Keanu Reeves is out and about, making the rounds. He was in New York yesterday, in his typical press tour wardrobe of dark suit/dark tie, doing talk show appearances. My By Sarah • Mar 17, 2023 10:43 am
Famewhores The Celebrity Couple-Off of 2022: Leather Pants Edition On Tuesday night, Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson went out for pizza. You can see the photos at Page Six. The details here are important – because they went to a super casual place where the pizza is less than $20 and for dessert they hit up a Rite Aid, LOL. By Lainey • Jan 13, 2022 09:26 am
Fontrum Blake and Gwen are IN LOVE In case you forgot, Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani would like to remind us all they are still together and SO IN LOVE. I think Lainey asked me to write about Blake and Gwen’s PDA at the People’s Choice Awards because she assumed I’d be into it. By Kathleen • Nov 13, 2018 02:57 pm
Music Coldplay & the Gorillas And I don’t mean Gorillaz because they would never let themselves be part of something so earnestly CRINGE. They made a big f-cking deal of the fact that Coldplay hasn’t performed at the AMAs in 7 years. It’s gross enough that every time I listen to this By Lainey • Nov 23, 2015 10:03 am
Music Katy Perry’s middle school play “There was more than one lobster at the birth of Jesus?” You remember that scene in Love Actually? Emma Thompson’s kids and the nativity play at their school? With blow up lobsters and other sea creatures? That’s how my friend Lorella described Katy Perry’s Super Bowl halftime By Lainey • Feb 02, 2015 09:25 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Pre-Globes Fontrum Art of Elysium gala on Saturday. Amber Heard was accepting an award and Johnny Depp came to support her. They made a point of proving to you that they’re not breaking up and not experiencing problems in their relationship by kissing each other with open mouths. Um, OK Johnny, By Lainey • Jan 12, 2015 03:14 pm
Gross Johnny Depp holds his girlfriend Do you feel like Johnny Depp is in your face a LOT these days? A lot more than he ever used to be? We’d go months not seeing him before. A long, long time. JD knew how to go underground. Like Tom Cruise, like Brange, he has the resources, By Lainey • May 07, 2014 09:36 am
Fontrum Tom Hardy on Twitter Here are some ways an actor can make you hate him: 1.Be friends with Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton 2.Hang out with Kellan Lutz 3.Date a Kardashian 4.Join Twitter/Instagram I actively avoid celebrity Twitter accounts. I actively avoid celebrities on social media. It’s too much By Lainey • Aug 27, 2013 09:15 am
Hook Ups Tom Cruise’s signature move Is apparently dancing. He dances a lot. He dances like your uncle at the wedding. Now that he’s single, the dancing is his go-to move. According to IN TOUCH Weekly, Tom Cruise is now seeing a NY restaurant manager called Cynthia Jorge. She boldly handed him her card and By Lainey • Dec 27, 2012 11:10 am
Xenu Smut Back to back Jacks and Xenu’s rap Here’s Tom Cruise at the London premiere of Jack Reacher last night wearing a lot of blush and bronzer. Contouring makes all the difference, you know? While Tom’s promoting his current release, a trailer for his next release, Oblivion, was released online yesterday. He plays another Jack. So By Lainey • Dec 11, 2012 11:14 am
Fontrum Brad Pitt’s fragrant fontrum part 2 Oh good. There’s a second version of Brad Pitt’s Chanel ad. This time he’s still offering his pretentiously poetic thoughts about the universe only he’s not on camera the whole time. Instead, while Brad speaks, models appear on screen in scenes that remind me of the By Lainey • Oct 17, 2012 12:29 pm
Fontrum Brad Pitt’s fragrant fontrum I never would have thought I’d put Brad Pitt and Fontrum in the same sentence though I suppose before the Oscars, I never would have thought I’d put Angelina and Try in the same sentence either but then she stuck her leg out and became a punchline and By Lainey • Oct 15, 2012 11:58 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Spiderman’s German frontrum I don’t really know what this video is except horrifying. I have a motto—start exclusive, stay exclusive. This is my media/marketing approach. I’m a boutique person; I’d rather serve a smaller, more rarified clientele than be a big smashing hit with the masses. In marketing By Sarah • May 18, 2012 02:09 pm
Fontrum GG Fontrum: Madonna I grew up in the 80s. Madonna was my guardian angel, my camp counsellor, my ways and my means. What I’m trying to say is that I will always want to side with Madonna. She’s connected to my youth. And those inclinations, formed in adolescence, attached to teen By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 04:20 pm
Amazingness Living in the GMD past Did you ever see that Scientology promotional video where he sits there in a black turtleneck and pretty much goes crazy? I’ve attached it as the second video below. If you haven’t already, you need to watch it. It’s f-cked up, but really, really hilarious. Especially the By Lainey • Dec 02, 2011 11:41 am
Assy Style The balcony is his shower Don’t question. Just... enjoy....the sight of Tom Cruise on his balcony in Miami this weekend throwing down some serious microphone moves, totally immersed he must be in his role in Rock of Ages. And it’s not like he doesn’t know he’s being watched. This isn’ By Lainey • Jul 18, 2011 05:02 am
