Maple Leaf Oh I could get with this Ryan Gosling will not be at the Oscars this weekend. Which I still don’t understand because it’s not like Michelle Williams could have summoned that performance on her own, especially not in that film. Still… He may not be in LA but maybe Cincinnati is better. Check out By Lainey • Feb 25, 2011 08:42 am
Quiveration Men Cincinnati you lucky, lucky bitches. Enjoy this while it lasts. Here are George Clooney and Ryan Gosling shooting Ides of March yesterday. As always, George is loose and affable on set. And word is the two get on quite well. Apparently G likes to call his younger counterpart a “handsome By Lainey • Feb 24, 2011 04:00 am
George Clooney To them she’s an abomination The Italian Queen has made permanent enemy of the MiniVan Majority. And after Team Clooney worked so hard to sell her to them too. But it’s always about the Baby Issue. Didn’t you know it’s always about the Baby Issue? This is why Jennifer Aniston keeps pretending By Lainey • Feb 17, 2011 06:30 am
Quiveration Ryan, George, and Jazz Oh lucky you Cincinnati. George Clooney is making his movie there. On Wednesday he hit up the Blue Wisp Jazz Club with his parents, Ryan Gosling, Evan Rachel Wood, and a few others to hear the Big Band play. It wasn’t a terribly busy night. George bought drinks, he By Lainey • Feb 11, 2011 07:45 am
Cameron Diaz They should swap George probably wouldn’t mind that in the right combination. So Cameron Diaz has been in Mexico the last few days with that dickhead Alex Rodriguez, seemingly as smitten with his children as she is with him. She looks ecstatic. Photo Assumption says it’s because he’s allowing her By Lainey • Dec 22, 2010 03:17 am
Media Manipulation Back to her old tricks? Surely The Italian Queen has some experience with girl on girl action for pay, right? What? Oh ok, you’re right. She’s all class and innocence. Elisabetta Canalis is currently promoting a movie called A Natale Mi Sposo. She wore leather pants to the photocall in Rome yesterday with By Lainey • Nov 25, 2010 08:16 am
George Clooney With dad and the Italian Queen George Clooney received the Ripple of Hope Award at the Robert F Kennedy Centre for Justice & Human Rights last night in New York. His dad was with him. And the Italian Queen as well. She’s just passed the 18 month mark and there’s no reason to believe By Lainey • Nov 18, 2010 02:20 am
George Clooney UN yes, SMA no Two time Sexiest Man Alive George Clooney had no time for frivolity today as he was in New York to meet with the United Nations. George is very important and would rather you think about Sudan than rub yourself to him before you go to bed at night. What? Too By Lainey • Nov 17, 2010 07:11 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2010 George Clooney’s SMA Chances This was prewritten yesterday but I had prewritten so much I forgot to post it. Which in itself should be an argument against George Clooney. Like would I have forgotten about George Clooney 3 years ago? Anyway, here are George’s pros and cons. Arguments for: * It’s George Clooney. By Lainey • Nov 16, 2010 02:11 am
Books George Clooney and The Worst Date Ever George Clooney arrived by train to Washington today for his meeting with the President about Darfur. A video of him on The Today Show is attached below. Not surprisingly, The Italian Queen did not join him. Instead, that’s the handsome John Prendergast by his side. At least it looks By Lainey • Oct 12, 2010 10:52 am
George Clooney Front row Italian thigh squeeze Oh Ely. You good, girl. You very, very good. Yesterday we were treated to photos – click here for a refresher – of the Italian Queen getting nuzzled by George Clooney upon arrival at Giorgio Armani in Milan. Today it’s the front row thigh squeeze. Look how she looks at him By Lainey • Sep 28, 2010 03:48 am
Amazingness Publicly nuzzling the Italian Queen Pay your f-cking respects. This, golddiggers, is about as solid as it gets. And I wonder now if anything can take the Italian Queen down. She has endured a cocaine and prostitution scandal in Italy proper that was not only contained and controlled immediately, with no North American penetration, but By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 07:07 am
Golddiggers Family time with the Italian Queen This bitch is remarkable. To have achieved all she has – the official outings, the television jobs, the money and the access, and now the most impressive accomplishment so far: George Clooney allowing himself to be photographed with her parents on holiday in Sardinia, almost a declaration, if you will, that By Lainey • Sep 20, 2010 04:24 am
George Clooney The George Clooney Non-Problem Following his modest box office win for The American last week, Sarah offered her thoughts on Clooney’s success despite having barely lifted a finger to promote the film – click here for a refresher. Now there’s a new dimension to George Clooney and The American that is emerging. As By Lainey • Sep 10, 2010 08:49 am
Media Manipulation George Clooney doesn’t have to hustle? Written by Sarah You know I hate putting a lot of stock in The Numbers, because The Numbers can mean anything and nothing. But in the case of the George Clooney vehicle The American there’s a case for The Numbers, mostly because they were achieved with little apparent effort. By Lainey • Sep 07, 2010 07:47 am
Media Manipulation What’s the problem if it doesn’t suck? George Clooney’s latest movie, The American, opened on Wednesday. I know. You barely noticed. Because he’s barely bothered. And I initially, as well documented, thought it had to do with the film sucking. And maybe a little with the Italian Queen’s dirty mess. We’ll get to By Lainey • Sep 03, 2010 03:54 am
