Baby and Bump Obsession Michael Fassbender comes after Gerard Butler I thought about buying these photos. It’s the new year. And Jacek is way less stingy with cash at the beginning of the year. And then I was like, why am I blowing cash on Michael Fassbender? So you can look at them here. He was holding hands with By Lainey • Jan 16, 2014 03:31 pm
Dumbass More like POINTLESS Break The Golden Age of Sh*tastic Action Movies (1984-1991) is marked by certain watershed films: Exterminator 2, Miami Connection, Invasion: USA, Gymkata, Bloodsport, Kickboxer, and, of course, the greatest achievements in sh*tastic action filmmaking, Road House and Point Break. You can’t replicate the conditions that existed in the By Sarah • Jan 10, 2014 10:43 am
BFFs Coop & Spittle: Wimbledon mascots How many times did they cut to those two yesterday during the Murray-Djokovic match? I would have preferred more focus on Victoria Beckham. We’ll get to her later. If I had the time, I’d watch the entire final again just to count the Bradley Cooper and Gerard Butler By Lainey • Jul 08, 2013 12:12 pm
Hook Ups Spittle & Mrs Bloom Miranda Kerr’s had a busy week in New York. She arrived in town last week and worked on a photo shoot. Over the weekend she hit up several fashion parties. And she was at the MET Gala on Monday night in a black dress with a bandeau-ish top. By By Lainey • May 09, 2013 09:18 am
Met Gala 2013 MET Men Worst: Gerard Butler, obviously. Whatever: Alexander Skarsgard. Runner-up: Jaime Lannister in a bow tie! But even he can’t touch the ... Best: Zachary Quinto. By Lainey • May 07, 2013 11:00 am
BFFs Messy Wing-Douches It's like they were meant to be friends, Mel Gibson and Gerard Butler. Picture it -- both sweaty and red-faced, both spray spit when they talk, both ...leer. Now they get to leer together. Which is a fantasy for some women and for others, like me, is straight By Lainey • Feb 04, 2013 01:07 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews You are not Bruce Willis But he’s trying... Gerard Butler made another movie. I know! I mean I don’t! I don’t know why they keep hiring him either! This time, as many people have already pointed it, it’s Die Hard except without Bruce Willis, and Gerry Spittles is alone with the By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 04:19 pm
Gross By flirting, do you mean spitting? I have a problem with portion control and I just ate way too much for lunch and chasing all of it by reading a story about Gerard Butler’s flirting method isn’t helping to keep it down. Spittle is currently promoting his next sh-t movie Playing For Keeps opening By Lainey • Nov 26, 2012 03:15 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Gerard Butler: another weak open In Smutty Tingles on October 19 I wrote that I was “very curious about the box office for this Gerard Butler movie”. Gerard Butler makes a lot of movies. But none of his movies perform well enough to justify why he gets so many movies. (Please don’t come back By Lainey • Oct 30, 2012 03:27 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Pippy & Shelfy release trailers Gerard Butler’s Playing For Keeps was pushed back from its original release date more than once. Now they think the holiday season might be a good time for it to meet audiences. Gerard Butler + Jessica Biel as parents in a movie...in theatres... one week before The Hobbit and By Lainey • Aug 08, 2012 03:34 pm
Gross No thank you. Forever. Look, I know, I know that quiver is personal. I know we desire different things, that stimulation isn’t the same for every person. In theory, I get it. Totally. But sometimes there are universal truths, aren’t there? Where we may not agree on what turns us ON, can By Lainey • Jan 27, 2012 01:20 pm
Sexiest Man Alive 2011 Gerard Butler Arguments for: -Personally I canΓÇÖt think of any -If I had to stretch, IΓÇÖd say that some people think he did a good job in Coriolanus and itΓÇÖs making an Oscar run so the studio might be pushing for it -Some horny ladies are into this Scottish mess. Specifically, his By Lainey • Nov 15, 2011 09:09 am
Gerard Butler Gross. Someone in Hollywood decided it would be a good idea to make a movie featuring Gerard Butler in a wetsuit. The film is called Of Men & Mavericks. Naturally. Spittle Gerry is nothing if not a maverick. Men & Mavericks tells the story of young Jay Moriarity, an extreme surfer By Lainey • Oct 13, 2011 04:17 pm
TIFF 2011 Coverage Fassbender & the VitaminWater rooftop Don’t be mad at me but I’ve run out of time now and can’t write up the Fassy Zoey article from last night. They were at the CAA SmartWater party. Together. And OMG, it’s hot and crazy at the same time. But more on that later. By Lainey • Sep 12, 2011 11:05 am
Hook Ups JLo: who’s next Like I said in the original post on Friday about the JLo/Marc Anthony break up – click here if you missed it – when Jennifer Lopez is done, she is DONE. She falls out of it fast, she gets over it even faster. In fact, we’ll probably spend more time By Lainey • Jul 18, 2011 03:37 am
Hook Ups Spittle:From Shelfy to someone even more desperate Earlier this week, Jessica Biel was spotted on the back of Gerard Butler’s ride, like model shots with their hair blowing in the wind, prompting speculation that they’ve become a thing. At the time, I wrote that it would be highly unlikely for Butler, who enjoys his free By Lainey • Jun 10, 2011 06:09 am
