Hook Ups Shelfy rides Spittle His bike. Did she know that Justin Timberlake would be at the MTV Movie Awards presenting with Mila Kunis and spending the weekend promoting Bad Teacher with his ex-girlfriend Cameron Diaz? Oh, I’m sure she had some idea. So... What did Shelfy get up to? Jessica Biel was photographed By Lainey • Jun 06, 2011 08:28 am
Girlcrushes Who’s the idiot keeping her waiting? Oh I would not want to be the ass picking up Sofia Vergara yesterday in New York. Judging from her face, he’s late. And she looks annoyed. And so f-cking sexy. Look at that little pout. I want her. Sofia is, presumably, in NYC to do a little more By Lainey • Apr 19, 2011 03:22 am
Assy Style Does Shelfy like your hat? Gerard Butler is shooting a romantic comedy called Playing the Field in Shreveport, Louisiana. What an original title. Here he is on set this week. Jessica Biel is one of his co-stars and love interests…on and off screen? Last week they were supposedly flirting and not thinking about Justin By Lainey • Apr 06, 2011 07:49 am
Hook Ups Pitting Gerry against Justin Jessica Biel couldn’t make Justin Timberlake stay. And it’s been splashed all over the tabloids that he was unfaithful, that he didn’t want to marry her, that she tolerated it in exchange for a professional boost, and that he was trying to shake her for two years By Lainey • Mar 23, 2011 08:49 am
Gerard Butler I love where you’re from Gerard Butler was spotted flying out of LAX on Sunday. No idea where he was headed but it gives me an excuse to write again about his home country because Scotland is so lovely and I’ve only been here a day and a half and haven’t seen much By Lainey • Mar 15, 2011 09:26 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Pippy to present; Shelfy + Spittle? Remember when Pippy went to the Oscars with NSync to sing Music of My Heart? They should replay that clip while introducing him this year. Can you imagine how he’d react? He would f-cking lose it. (I couldn’t find the video online. But I did find another one. By Lainey • Feb 23, 2011 03:20 am
Girly Throw Downs Hard-off: Clive vs Spittle Look at Clive Owen at the GQ Magazine Awards yesterday in Spain. He’s awesome. But I feel like he’s being doing this sh-t a lot. And exclusively. Store openings, jewellery shows, a lot of “Celebrity Appearances” and not that much work in between. No, no, I don’t By Lainey • Nov 23, 2010 08:14 am
Gerard Butler Hugh & Spittle Last night in New York at the Museum of Modern Art for the Global Poverty Project, Hugh Jackman arrived with wife Deborra-Lee, all smiles and in great spirits as usual, ever the most obliging star. Which is perhaps why Spittle seems less vile to me in these photos. I mean By Lainey • Oct 21, 2010 03:57 am
Amazingness Spittle and the Spartans King Leonidas spent the weekend at Michigan State University this weekend. It was homecoming, and he was all over it. Midnight Madness on Friday night and then the football game on Saturday and he led the marching band and thanks to all of you who have written to tell me By Lainey • Oct 18, 2010 02:57 am
Douchebags High concentration of skeeze A very thin Jared Leto was shooting an ad for Hugo Boss yesterday in New York when Spittle rolled up and sprayed him. Gross. But why does Jared look so... hungry? Oh and by the way, he thinks fans of his band are, um, more cerebral than others. Like instead By Lainey • Oct 15, 2010 04:28 am
Gerard Butler Glamour shots with Spittle He was seen on a photo shoot yesterday in Brooklyn for L’Oreal. Spittle is their man ambassador. Evidently they don’t mind what gathers at the corners of his mouth as much as I do, banking perhaps on the ardent support of his fan conventioneers. You remember them, don’ By Lainey • Oct 11, 2010 02:44 am
Douchebags Spittle = Men Expert? According to L’Oreal and, um, the women who attend Gerard Butler Fan Conventions, Spittle does indeed represent some sort of Man Ideal, and now they’re paying him to be their spokesperson. Just announced: Gerard Butler is the L’Oreal Paris worldwide spokesperson for the brand’s Men Expert By Lainey • Jul 29, 2010 06:47 am
Ebola Victims Spittle saved my ass The AMFAR red carpet at Cannes is looooong. And jammed. It's an international festival. This is the most well attended party of the two weeks. So the press comes from everywhere in the world. Since it's not a film premiere, celebrities at AMFAR are not required By Lainey • May 21, 2010 03:21 am
Douchebags Spittle’s Serbian piece Gerard Butler was supposedly seeing some French lady a few weeks ago. Click here for the photos. Her name is irrelevant. Because she’s clearly irrelevant. To him. Now that he’s spraying his spittle all over some other piece in Serbia, there on location shooting a new movie. Name? By Lainey • May 10, 2010 09:19 am
Amazingness Potter... or Spittle? Am currently obsessed, obviously, with somehow getting my Chinese ass to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Orlando when it opens in June. This however is not a travel priority for everyone. In fact, for fans of Gerard Butler, riding The Forbidden Journey, going wand shopping, and drinking By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 07:45 am
Jennifer Aniston Please let this be the best for last They must be over it. This press tour for The Bounty Hunter that seemed to begin not recently but way back last summer when they were shooting it. If they’re not over it, we are f-cking over it. Perhaps this is the end then. Perhaps Spain is the last By Lainey • Mar 31, 2010 03:38 am
