Hook Ups Future Love Triangle So the other night, Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper were “caught” out for dinner. As expected, their new relationship has made the cover of every tabloid this week, not the main story though as Jon & Kate still seem to be dominating headlines. Ugh. Jen feels the same way too. By Lainey • Jun 24, 2009 04:13 am
Break Ups He will never let us down John Mayer keep quiet aboutthe end of his contractual obligationshis bust up with Jennifer Aniston? Please. He would never be so cruel. He could never be so self controlled. Remember, his gift is his song. His gift is the word. Because he’s so great with the word, right? Who By Lainey • Mar 17, 2009 09:24 am
Assy Style Spittle on the runway Gerard Butler has been enjoying the sights and sounds of NY Fashion Week and, well, not even his friendship with Anna Wintour can help with his icky cheese. Like please make him stop. Here he is arriving at Bryant Park with a guest last week and also last night at By Lainey • Feb 17, 2009 02:30 am
Golden Globes 2009 Globes Worst Mouth: Gerard Butler It’s not only the spittle. What’s with the permanent side talk? His lips were stuck to one side of his face –did you see him presenting? I’m not a Gerry B scholar, I don’t know if this is standard. But if it is, there are classes By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 05:15 am
Thinnification Spittle and Lilo in Miami Separately…but you know he likes to party and leer at the ladies. Will he show up at her bash at Mansion tonight? This is Gerard Butler in Miami last night, a prelude to what will likely be a full spittle affair in South Beach as he rings in the By Lainey • Dec 31, 2008 07:03 am
Ebola Victims Ebola infects Spittle!?!? Is Gerard Butler your go-to quiver? If so, it might be time to give him up. Not only because of the carby face and the pants problem and the bubbly moisture that gathers at the corner of his mouth…but because he could actually be infected with the most deadly By Lainey • Dec 16, 2008 02:18 am
Quiveration Good Viggo, Grumpy Spittle Need some quiver on a Friday? Two options. My recommendation is Door #1. Viggo Mortensen last night in NY for the premiere of Good. Viggo was smiley and scary at the same time. It’s his special gift. Viggo was supposed to have been right in the thick of it By Lainey • Dec 12, 2008 02:50 am
Cheese Smarmy Spittle Gerard Butler took his spittle mouth to the opening of the Avakian boutique in Beverly Hills last night, happily outnumbered by the ladies. Which might explain the smarmy expression all over his face. Sorry. I know I’m only attracted to infants these days – cute little actors who do not By Lainey • Dec 05, 2008 04:42 am
Kylie Minogue Gerry for Kylie? Have these two been linked yet? Clearly the words “economic crisis” don’t exist for the folks at the Atlantis Palm Resort and Palm Jumeirah in Dubai. Some say they spent $20 million alone on travel arrangements for celebrities. And it was an eclectic celebrity mix too. Even the rather By Lainey • Nov 21, 2008 03:18 am
Famewhores Spittle wants more Nipple? He constantly has spittle gathered at the corners of his mouth, she’s never met a photo without nipple-itis, as I reported exclusively, the two hooked up briefly during TIFF before she bored him to run, temporarily insane, into the arms of Shanna Moakler, but now it appears Gerard Butler By Lainey • Oct 27, 2008 03:06 am
Gerard Butler Mr Spittle’s side of the story New sources have now suddenly come forward about the Gerard Butler beating incident last night. Ohhhhhh.... so he was provoked! According to pro-Butler accounts, the pap was a dickhead and tried to kill people with his car while following the star and was doing so for hours. This is why By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 08:34 am
Dumbass Spraying punches with his spittle? TMZ is reporting that last night, Gerard Butler allegedly attacked a pap who followed him out of a club. Gerry left Crown Bar at 2am and the photographer trailed his limo. At some point the limo stopped, Gerry got out and demanded to know why he was being tailed. The By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 07:59 am
Hook Ups This ass couldn’t hold Gerry What? Shame. Looks like that hook up between Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler during TIFF was a one night only because despite her high hopes, Gerry returned to LA and decided to keep his options open. Check out this TMZ video of Mr Spittle trying to bone up on a By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 04:37 am
Jennifer Aniston Where’s Gerry???!!!! Find him! Find him, Stephen Huvane! Because this is bad… This is very, very, VERY bad. It doesn’t get badder than drunk dialing…but drunk dialing that self fellating douchebag John Mayer? Pathetic. The Daily Mail is reporting that Jennifer Aniston has been drunk dialing John Mayer. Apparently she By Lainey • Sep 25, 2008 09:40 am
Hook Ups Jen, Matt…and Gerry? Exclusive. Guess who happened to be in Toronto while Jennifer Aniston was in Toronto? None other than Matt Felker, with whom she was linked immediately after breaking up with John Mayer. Remember Matt Felker? Click here for a refresher. My sources tell me exclusively they met up the other night By Lainey • Sep 09, 2008 02:36 am
Kate Hudson TIFF On the Roof Night 1: Kate, Joel, and Robin T Night after night during TIFF, after hours, the Roof Lounge at the Park Hyatt is where we go. And it’s where they go. Friday, 1:30am, we hit up the Hyatt and ended up in an elevator with Kate Hudson. She was wearing a short orange cocktail dress. Looked By Lainey • Sep 08, 2008 03:03 am
