Gorgessity Globes Best Black & White: Julianne Moore So she just emailed Tom Ford and asked him to make her a dress. And he did, using the hard shoulders from Gwyneth Paltrow’s white Oscar cape but making black the main focus, with white accents to flatter. How great does that look from the side, where the white By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 10:34 am
Golden Globes 2013 The Globes Singer: Catherine Zeta-Jones I haven’t seen CZJ out in a long while, and I know part of that was because she had some stuff to sort out, and I am delighted that she took the time to do so and that she looks as gorgeous as she ever did. Because I am By Duana • Jan 14, 2013 10:23 am
Smash Two Black Smash – Debra Messing and Katharine McPhee When I first saw Katharine McPhee’s dress I thought it might be midnight navy instead of black and I was infinitely more interested, but even in black the Theyskens Theory dress is very smart, certainly the best of the boob slings. It’s not all the way overwhelming, but By Duana • Jan 14, 2013 10:12 am
Gorgessity Globes Best Red: Naomi Watts Because it’s dark. Wine. And I love a long sleeve on a red carpet. Could she have gone down a size though? I feel like it might be too big. You see how it seems loose around the breast area? Points for the colour not being annoying then but By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 09:53 am
Assy Style Globes Worst Red: Zooey Deschanel There were so many red dresses at the Golden Globes I almost had a seizure. You know I hate a red dress. And I especially hate this one. Enough with the sweetheart neckline and the pearls and the cutesy lollipop hair and the F-CKING NAIL ART and my God, my By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 09:38 am
Golden Globes 2013 Globes Best Speech: Adele Why would you ever concern yourself with a speech that was serious? The best ones at the Globes are always the ones that are fueled by that legendary bar and a little over the top and genuinely disoriented. (I said genuinely.) All it took was two minutes from Adele and By Duana • Jan 14, 2013 09:21 am
Douchebags Globes Best Most Humourless: Tommy Lee Jones Thank you to a reader called Cindy B who sent me this comparison. She titled the photo “Tommy Lee Jones’s Spirit Animal”. It is a terrifying experience talking to Tommy Lee Jones, and not just for journalists. Even Sally Field -- SALLY FIELD! -- agrees that he’s... I By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 09:10 am
Douchebags Globes Most Humourless: Joaquin Phoenix & Kevin Costner Did you see Joaquin Phoenix’s face during the Tina and Amy opener? You cannot defend a man who can’t smile during that opener. You cannot defend a man who looks like he’s eating sh-t during that opener. It is indefensible. Whatever it is that Joaquin Phoenix objects By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 08:54 am
BFFs Best Friends host the Golden Globes: Tina & Amy This is the first time in my memory that we’ve come off an awards show and, of the hosts, gone “f-ck yeah!” They were spectacular, and this was not supposed to be the case. I mean, of course it was but anyone else would have crumbled under the hype. By Duana • Jan 14, 2013 08:38 am
