Quiveration Jackson and the animals We are dogsitting for a friend this weekend. He’s a westie called Bolt and he was dropped off to Jacek yesterday, totally freaked out and feeling abandoned by his owners. Which is why he promptly had a pee and two sh-ts on our carpet. Thanks God I’m not By Lainey • Jun 18, 2010 06:27 am
Gorgessity Good hair, good suit, good interview I have a friend with a permanent hard-on for Robert Pattinson. Several of them actually. But this one in particular, she’s been campaigning to change me, to win me over to the “Rob side” as she calls it. And while my consistent response has been to tell her that By Lainey • Jun 16, 2010 06:08 am
Gorgessity Marion the musician Written by Jacek My Marion is featured in Vogue’s July issue. I don’t buy women’s magazines. I might buy this one. “I play the bass guitar, keyboard, and tambourine—I'm their one-woman band and all-purpose maid”. Can you hear her saying that with that perfect By Lainey • Jun 15, 2010 08:23 am
Gorgessity Witherspoon & Pattinson: no story here I’m the first to admit we need drama. Love it. Which is why the tabloids will inevitably spin (and probably already have) that Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson are hooking up on the set of Water for Elephants. Because they look happy in these photos taken just before the By Lainey • Jun 14, 2010 08:53 am
Gorgessity Jude & Sienna: Parisian Family Holiday Seen here at the Gare du Nord in Paris today, Jude Law and Sienna Miller with his three children, happy and relaxed and hot, even with Sienna in her mom clothes. See? Come on. They’re wearing you down. Together, Jude and Sienna, at their best, and scaled down on By Lainey • Jun 11, 2010 06:01 am
Gorgessity Old School JLo Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony were in New York this afternoon at Times Square unveiling her billboard for the Boys & Girls Clubs of America. JLo is promoting the message “Be Extraordinary” as an ambassador for the organisation’s youth advocacy campaign and the image they used features no Oprah By Lainey • Jun 10, 2010 08:10 am
Maple Leaf Sarah’s busy summer Sarah McLachlan’s first new album in 7 years Laws of Illusion drops next Tuesday June 15th. It’s a week of heavy promotion leading up to the release including an appearance on Letterman tonight which is why she was spotted at Vancouver airport yesterday with her first daughter heading By Lainey • Jun 08, 2010 03:32 am
Maple Leaf Opposite sides... Of the country this weekend – Keanu Reeves was in New York going for groceries, has been for a couple of weeks now, and Charlize Theron was back in LA like a hot bitch in Versace at the Spike TV Guys Choice Awards. As noted last week, it seemed sketchy that By Lainey • Jun 07, 2010 08:59 am
Girlcrushes MTV Best Kiss: Sandy & Scarlett The opposite of the Stewart Pattinson effort. Sandra Bullock is an entertainer. Sandra Bullock always entertains. That kissing bit with Scarlett? It’s not the actual kiss, it’s what led up to the kiss that made it. The timing, the delivery, their chemistry... See? THIS is performing. It was By Lainey • Jun 07, 2010 04:38 am
Gorgessity MTV lame sh-ts kiss The Movie Awards are not a secret. They know. They always know. This is why Rachel & Ryan were able to choreograph their classic. It’s why Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson themselves were able to predetermine their blueball acceptance last year. Which is why last night’s lame sh-ts By Lainey • Jun 07, 2010 03:23 am
Gorgessity Now this I understand As you already know, Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen in Twilight does nothing for me. At all. Not feeling the hair, the constipation face, the poor acting, the makeup, none… This new haircut however is very promising. And these photos of him on the set of Water for Elephants, with By Lainey • Jun 04, 2010 08:15 am
Girlcrushes Kristen Stewart’s excellent apology Click here for my comments earlier this week about Kristen’s Stewart’s rape remark in Elle UK. I compared her asstalking to Megan Fox’s – a symptom of celebrity narcissism and youthful righteousness. Stewart has now issued an apology via People.com and here’s where her behaviour is By Lainey • Jun 04, 2010 05:37 am
Gorgessity Megan Fox’s replacement You wish Ashley Greene. Michael Bay was rather swift about finding a replacement for Megan Fox. Just Jared is reporting that taking over for her in Transformers 3 will be British model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, 23 years old, known for her Victoria’s Secret body, and was all over Jason Statham By Lainey • May 28, 2010 03:06 am
Gorgessity Sienna’s fringe without Jude Sienna Miller and her sister accompanied designer Matthew Williamson last night in London at the launch of his new shoppe. She’s been working a new fringe for the last couple of weeks. Looks good, yes, because she’s gorgeous obviously but I prefer her without, not only because I’ By Lainey • May 27, 2010 03:35 am
Gorgessity Javier celebrates with Pene and ma Javier Bardem was awarded Best Actor at Cannes last night for his work in Inarritu’s Biutiful, sharing the honour with Elio Germano. Javier has been accompanied in Cannes by Penelope Cruz who has remained very low key, declining to walk at official functions, preferring instead to let her boyfriend By Lainey • May 24, 2010 05:23 am
Famewhores The JLo Show Of course she was the last to arrive. Of course this meant that she had the carpet all to herself, and the press attention all to herself. It's Jennifer Lopez in Europe, where she is a massive star, and she lives off this sh-t, and so she gave By Lainey • May 21, 2010 04:13 am
