Gorgessity Now this I understand As you already know, Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen in Twilight does nothing for me. At all. Not feeling the hair, the constipation face, the poor acting, the makeup, none… This new haircut however is very promising. And these photos of him on the set of Water for Elephants, with By Lainey • Jun 04, 2010 08:15 am
Girlcrushes Kristen Stewart’s excellent apology Click here for my comments earlier this week about Kristen’s Stewart’s rape remark in Elle UK. I compared her asstalking to Megan Fox’s – a symptom of celebrity narcissism and youthful righteousness. Stewart has now issued an apology via People.com and here’s where her behaviour is By Lainey • Jun 04, 2010 05:37 am
Gorgessity Megan Fox’s replacement You wish Ashley Greene. Michael Bay was rather swift about finding a replacement for Megan Fox. Just Jared is reporting that taking over for her in Transformers 3 will be British model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, 23 years old, known for her Victoria’s Secret body, and was all over Jason Statham By Lainey • May 28, 2010 03:06 am
Gorgessity Sienna’s fringe without Jude Sienna Miller and her sister accompanied designer Matthew Williamson last night in London at the launch of his new shoppe. She’s been working a new fringe for the last couple of weeks. Looks good, yes, because she’s gorgeous obviously but I prefer her without, not only because I’ By Lainey • May 27, 2010 03:35 am
Gorgessity Javier celebrates with Pene and ma Javier Bardem was awarded Best Actor at Cannes last night for his work in Inarritu’s Biutiful, sharing the honour with Elio Germano. Javier has been accompanied in Cannes by Penelope Cruz who has remained very low key, declining to walk at official functions, preferring instead to let her boyfriend By Lainey • May 24, 2010 05:23 am
Famewhores The JLo Show Of course she was the last to arrive. Of course this meant that she had the carpet all to herself, and the press attention all to herself. It's Jennifer Lopez in Europe, where she is a massive star, and she lives off this sh-t, and so she gave By Lainey • May 21, 2010 04:13 am
Gorgessity Kate Moss clothes and Cannes Kate Moss looked amazing last night at the Knightsbridge Topshop launch to preview her new collection. The eyemakeup is great. And the hair for the occasion too. It’s trademark Kate Moss style. She’s the best. She’s a crazy bitch, but for what she wears and how she By Lainey • May 20, 2010 10:34 am
Quiveration Blue Valentine last night It’s too f-cking much how hot he is. These photos? These photos are distracting you. But they’re nothing compared to what it’s like in person. When he’s right in front of you wearing the sh-t out of a Burberry tux. And tall. And clean shaven. And By Lainey • May 19, 2010 08:01 am
Gorgessity Pattinson > Lutz and Xavier Dolan hair My flatmate was indignant this morning when she turned on her laptop to read an article on People.com about Ashley Greene. Greene spoke to Seventeen about Robert Pattinson and Kellan Lutz, explaining that: "When I met Rob, I didn't think twice about him. He's By Lainey • May 19, 2010 06:26 am
Gorgessity Naomi Campbell’s Russian beast Have never had a close look at Vladimir Doronin until this trip. Goddamn he’s hot. Laura emailed me from the photo gauntlet at the Wall Street gala the other night and expressed her appreciation for his quiver. The pictures don’t do him justice. As for Naomi, she’s By Lainey • May 18, 2010 08:48 am
Clown Crank at the Chopard party Chopard celebrated 150 years last night in Cannes. My Marion showed up in a sparkly pantsuit and looked great, was gracious, and probably stayed well away from Lindsay Lohan who somehow skeezed her way in. They’ll never say because they’re too classy, but the point of these events By Lainey • May 18, 2010 05:31 am
Quiveration Riviera Quiver Goddamn he looks good in French sunshine. GodDAMN. Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams and the cast of Blue Valentine just came through here for the photocall. Michelle’s short very blonde hair is gorgeous. Perfect. Very, very chic. And while the dress was a little too dark perhaps for this By Lainey • May 18, 2010 03:02 am
Gorgessity Seeing the most beautiful Aishwarya Rai and her husband Abhishek Bachnan just passed through here for a photocall on the beach not too long ago. I could only look at her for a few seconds. Same goes for when she’s been on the carpets at the galas every night. Not because she’s By Lainey • May 17, 2010 11:15 am
Girlcrushes All day Cate Have run out of adjectives to describe her amazingness. Cate Blanchett is better than everyone. She was pink and regal during the day yesterday for the photo call and a few morning show interviews. I mean.. it’s just... the cape-ish shoulders and Jackie O vibe detail and her grace By Lainey • May 13, 2010 04:11 am
Gorgessity She should be a Sandler regular Written by Jacek Here’s Brooklyn Decker in Maui while filming Just Go With It. Ggggggggggggggggg gggggggggggggg ggggggggggg gggggggggggg ggggg Huh? Wha? Oh! Yes. Brooklyn Decker… in Maui …. Just Go With It. Glistening, shimmering, tear drop. Mmmmm. Brooklyn needs to be in more movies, me thinks. Perhaps Adam Sandler will By Lainey • May 12, 2010 05:33 am
Gorgessity Professional criteria How does Jennifer Aniston choose her movies? Quality of the script? Complicated characters? A great director? Co-stars? Money? Definitely money. And she's not the only one in this regard. As for the other criteria... Here she is in Hawaii continuing work on Just Go With It. We' By Lainey • May 12, 2010 02:59 am
