Gorgessity A united front She’s from that school where they teach you to always stand by and stick it through. Catherine Zeta-Jones was well trained in this respect, especially when there are other sh-tty situations to contend with. The Zetas of the world, they don’t crumble in crisis. She steels herself and By Lainey • May 11, 2010 09:02 am
Quiveration Missing Lost Tuesday It’s a new episode tonight. There are only 2 new episodes left before the 2.5 hr season finale on Sunday May 23. And I am missing them. F-ck. As already noted, Lost brings me a considerable amount of stress. The show itself and its puzzles obviously but also By Lainey • May 11, 2010 03:17 am
Gorgessity See you tomorrow? Can’t wait. Cate Blanchett arrived in Cannes today with her son Ignatius. Cate is at the festival of course for Robin Hood and the opening night gala on Wednesday with Russell Crowe ahead of its world release on Friday. It’s a battle between Robin Hood and Iron Man By Lainey • May 11, 2010 02:41 am
Quiveration Natalie & Ashton vs Pip Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher were photographed today on set of their new movie. A romantic comedy about two friends who agree to do it without commitment. Weird. Sound familiar? Justin Timberlake is supposed to be making a movie based on the same premise with Mila Kunis. Sh-t. Don' By Lainey • May 10, 2010 10:37 am
Maple Leaf Are you staying? Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson, after spending a few loved up days in Paris last week, arrived in Nice today for some kind of Chanel party in Cannes. And of course the festival begins in 2 days. Will they stay? The outlook is good. Diane is a Cannes favourite. They& By Lainey • May 10, 2010 07:58 am
Gorgessity Fresh-faced B Have you seen the video for Beyonce’s Why Don’t You Love Me? Meh. The conversation last week focused on whether or not B was biting Gaga. The focus of my conversation is why the song sucks. Because if the song was better, the video would be a lot By Lainey • May 10, 2010 05:40 am
Gorgessity MET Jumpy Claps: Sienna & Jude I’m the loser who jumpy clapped when the photos started uploading. Of Sienna Miller arriving with Jude Law arm in arm at the Met Gala 5 years after calling off their nuptials post NannyGate. They’ve been dodging it for months. Even though it was established, even though there By Lainey • May 04, 2010 08:10 am
Gorgessity MET Perfection: Gisele & Tom You have to see them in person. It’s CRAZY. The double gorgessity is CRAZY. Having seen them live before, at this event, pre-engagement and babies and loving it up hardcore, I know what it must have been like last night. They are ridiculous. I once walked by a colleague By Lainey • May 04, 2010 06:58 am
Gorgessity MET Marion You’ll fight me on this one, I know it. It’s my Marion Cotillard. So of course she’s in Dior and it’s gorgeous and stunning and flawless because she is gorgeous and stunning and flawless. But... it’s a little safe. It would work at the palais By Lainey • May 04, 2010 06:36 am
Gorgessity MET Most Dashing: Joshua Jackson How f-cking cute is Joshua Jackson? SO cute. And he’s so great at this event, year after year. Always. I spoke to him the first time he attended with Diane Kruger and he had to wait for her while she posed and he told me about how he pretty By Lainey • May 04, 2010 05:38 am
Bad Style MET garden dress and her beautiful boyfriend Or is it fiancé now? All these engagements and bit players, who can keep track? Rachel Bilson also wore LV. I like it ok... but do I like it for night? Do you like it for night? Did you like it for last night? I liked him better last night. By Lainey • May 04, 2010 03:02 am
Break Ups Halle is single? According to Radar Online Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry are over. For months. They’re blaming it on him. Something about age difference. Supposedly Gabriel can’t handle it anymore. And wants to see other people. But...she’s Halle Berry. What? Show me a beautiful woman and I’ll By Lainey • Apr 30, 2010 04:00 am
Gorgessity Jakey & Atticus! It’s been a long time since Atticus has been seen. Jake Gyllenhaal brought Atticus home when he was still dating Kirsten Dunst. I remember those photos – they were in love with each other, puppy and Jakey. A while ago he also adopted a puggle called Boo Radley. It’s By Lainey • Apr 23, 2010 03:26 am
Gorgessity Close to perfect Emily Blunt was photographed leaving a hair salon yesterday. Perfect, right? Or as close to it as possible. F-cking gorgeous. The skin, the hair, the body, and she’s smart and sassy and knows how to be a bitch when she needs to be a bitch without being an snotty By Lainey • Apr 22, 2010 04:44 am
Bad Style Jude in love loves everyone After a few days of gorgessity in LA with Sienna Miller, Jude Law is now in New York, seen walking jovially with a friend in Soho yesterday. Photo Assumption says Jude is happy. Happier than he’s been in a long time. Happy because he’s happiest with Sienna. Happiest By Lainey • Apr 22, 2010 04:17 am
Gorgessity Style Porn: Zoe edition Win. Her Oscar dress was a rare loss but by and large, Zoe Saldana gets it right. She got it very right last night at The Losers premiere in black amazingness that I *think* is Balmain. And the shoes, and the steeze, and the unbelievable gorgessity... I love it so By Lainey • Apr 21, 2010 11:00 am
