Gorgessity Cam D booty shorts Shelfy Jessica Biel must be very happy that the Pip wasn’t on set the other day. Because goddamn. Check it - Cameron Diaz shooting scenes for Bad Teacher in a pair of denim booty shorts with wedges that no doubt would have reminded him of what it felt like By Lainey • Mar 29, 2010 09:35 am
Gorgessity Taupe & Legs Theron Also at the Matt Damon American Cinematheque – Jennifer Garner in a midnight blue cocktail, I love. Taupe also spoke on stage, roasting Damon in reference to his relationship with Ben Affleck. Taupe made a funny! "Ben is half of one of the greatest love stories ever told. Not with By Lainey • Mar 29, 2010 06:19 am
Quiveration Empire Men...and a BoyMan Last night in London at the Empire Film Awards, Jude Law showed up, as handsome as ever, after spending a few days in Paris shooting his Dior ad with Guy Ritchie. F-------ck he is pretty right now. It’s been said over and over but goddamn it’s too hard By Lainey • Mar 29, 2010 05:17 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brange genes It’s the second post about them today but I had to because a few weeks ago some agencies identified Knox Leon Jolie Pitt as the Chosen One Shiloh Jolie Pitt and there was all this back and forth about whether or not it was KL or the Chosen and By Lainey • Mar 24, 2010 08:06 am
Gorgessity Jude, Guy, Dior Jude Law is in Paris shooting a new ad for Christian Dior Homme and it looks like it’s being directed by Guy Ritchie. A little Holmes reunion then. As you can see, as has been the case for the last while, Jude is gorgeous. Like, really, really beautiful. Especially By Lainey • Mar 24, 2010 05:10 am
Gorgessity Janet is ageless She really is. You bitches will probably say it’s because of the plastic surgery and yeah sure, she’s had a lot of work done but still... there’s a skin amazingness here that can’t be bought. Just take a look at Katherine Jackson. Mrs Jackson is about By Lainey • Mar 23, 2010 04:57 am
Gorgessity You are so f-cking handsome He really, really is. This is Jude Law at the Laurence Olivier Awards last night in London looking SO beautiful in his tuxedo. And very, very young. Younger and fresher than he has in years. Dude, Sienna Miller is toxic for everyone else. But when it comes to Jude Law, By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 04:30 am
Smutty Surgery This Hot Bitch reunites with That Old Man At the New York City Police Foundation Gala last night – Basic Instinct was reunited. Sharon Stone and Michael Douglas and, as you can see, one is holding up better than the other. Bet you he’s had more work done than she. Fair enough, he is older. But her face. By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 04:46 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Miss Z’s cuteye and the Chosen One’s layers I want to be her kid and go to work in Italy. Miss Zahara looks like she’s so over the working though. Check out her sucking thumb cut eye combination. It’s a thing of beauty. Sophia Loren would approve. Angelina Jolie as you know is shooting The Tourist By Lainey • Mar 16, 2010 11:48 am
Smutty Surgery This Hot Bitch... Is really one of the hottest bitches ever. Here’s Sharon Stone on the set of Law & Order SVU. Sure, despite her denials, there’s been some work. But the work is good. The work is not Madonna. Sharon has crows’ feet and lines on her face. Sharon’s By Lainey • Mar 12, 2010 04:33 am
Gorgessity Please, please more casual Porny Look at my Porny! From LA to NYC last night, dressed casually, not styled by the Paves, hair loose and almost natural, you see how pretty she is? And fresh? They make her up and trot her out and she’s easily in her mid 30s when in fact there’ By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 07:16 am
Girlcrushes French Forehead Tittaes LOVE HER SO MUCH. My Marion’s Funny or Die video – a cheeky acknowledgment of her superior French gorgessity and a man’s obsession with breasts. She also looks ridiculously beautiful in this shoot. The most amazing skin, great eye makeup, sleek and chic and sophisticated, and if Jacek ever By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 04:32 am
Gorgessity Best White: Meryl Streep Ms Streep killed it in a Balenciaga at the SAGs. Someone must be working with a stylist now? And the stylist delivered again for the Oscars. Meryl Streep in white – perfection. The hair – perfection. Her face – perfection. And virtually untouched. As you know however, when it comes to Meryl, it By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 04:02 am
Girlcrushes Best Oscar Makeup: Kate Winslet Not a fan of the dress. It didn’t totally suck but... wasn’t crazy about the two piecey-ness of it. No matter. It’s not what she wore. It’s the makeup. Her makeup lately has been crazy good. So good some of you think she’s had her By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 03:50 am
Gorgessity Best f-ck you to Ebola: Nicole Richie Ebola Paris Hilton will not be invited to the Oscars. There’s no f-cking way. That piece of sh-t can’t even step into an Oscar party. A few years ago, the same could be said of Nicole Richie. But now you see the power. The power of the motherhood By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 12:45 am
Gorgessity She doesn’t seem worried There was a bullsh-t story that came out yesterday that Vanessa Paradis was all insecure about Johnny Depp working with Angelina Jolie. Supposedly V is demanding that Johnny quit the movie because she doesn’t want him to do a love scene with the world’s most dangerous woman. Right. By Lainey • Mar 05, 2010 02:09 am
