Gorgessity Janet is ageless She really is. You bitches will probably say it’s because of the plastic surgery and yeah sure, she’s had a lot of work done but still... there’s a skin amazingness here that can’t be bought. Just take a look at Katherine Jackson. Mrs Jackson is about By Lainey • Mar 23, 2010 04:57 am
Gorgessity You are so f-cking handsome He really, really is. This is Jude Law at the Laurence Olivier Awards last night in London looking SO beautiful in his tuxedo. And very, very young. Younger and fresher than he has in years. Dude, Sienna Miller is toxic for everyone else. But when it comes to Jude Law, By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 04:30 am
Smutty Surgery This Hot Bitch reunites with That Old Man At the New York City Police Foundation Gala last night – Basic Instinct was reunited. Sharon Stone and Michael Douglas and, as you can see, one is holding up better than the other. Bet you he’s had more work done than she. Fair enough, he is older. But her face. By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 04:46 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Miss Z’s cuteye and the Chosen One’s layers I want to be her kid and go to work in Italy. Miss Zahara looks like she’s so over the working though. Check out her sucking thumb cut eye combination. It’s a thing of beauty. Sophia Loren would approve. Angelina Jolie as you know is shooting The Tourist By Lainey • Mar 16, 2010 11:48 am
Smutty Surgery This Hot Bitch... Is really one of the hottest bitches ever. Here’s Sharon Stone on the set of Law & Order SVU. Sure, despite her denials, there’s been some work. But the work is good. The work is not Madonna. Sharon has crows’ feet and lines on her face. Sharon’s By Lainey • Mar 12, 2010 04:33 am
Gorgessity Please, please more casual Porny Look at my Porny! From LA to NYC last night, dressed casually, not styled by the Paves, hair loose and almost natural, you see how pretty she is? And fresh? They make her up and trot her out and she’s easily in her mid 30s when in fact there’ By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 07:16 am
Girlcrushes French Forehead Tittaes LOVE HER SO MUCH. My Marion’s Funny or Die video – a cheeky acknowledgment of her superior French gorgessity and a man’s obsession with breasts. She also looks ridiculously beautiful in this shoot. The most amazing skin, great eye makeup, sleek and chic and sophisticated, and if Jacek ever By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 04:32 am
Gorgessity Best White: Meryl Streep Ms Streep killed it in a Balenciaga at the SAGs. Someone must be working with a stylist now? And the stylist delivered again for the Oscars. Meryl Streep in white – perfection. The hair – perfection. Her face – perfection. And virtually untouched. As you know however, when it comes to Meryl, it By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 04:02 am
Girlcrushes Best Oscar Makeup: Kate Winslet Not a fan of the dress. It didn’t totally suck but... wasn’t crazy about the two piecey-ness of it. No matter. It’s not what she wore. It’s the makeup. Her makeup lately has been crazy good. So good some of you think she’s had her By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 03:50 am
Gorgessity Best f-ck you to Ebola: Nicole Richie Ebola Paris Hilton will not be invited to the Oscars. There’s no f-cking way. That piece of sh-t can’t even step into an Oscar party. A few years ago, the same could be said of Nicole Richie. But now you see the power. The power of the motherhood By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 12:45 am
Gorgessity She doesn’t seem worried There was a bullsh-t story that came out yesterday that Vanessa Paradis was all insecure about Johnny Depp working with Angelina Jolie. Supposedly V is demanding that Johnny quit the movie because she doesn’t want him to do a love scene with the world’s most dangerous woman. Right. By Lainey • Mar 05, 2010 02:09 am
Gorgessity It’s a purple nightgown Sorry! Just had to crash for an hour before the game. I was nodding off at my laptop. This is Nicole Richie today in Paris presenting her Winter Kate collection at the Galleries Lafayette. Michelle, Duana, and I spent too many hours in there last year obsessing over everything. Those By Lainey • Feb 24, 2010 09:54 am
Gorgessity Pretty Sienna not so happy & RPattz/KStew/Lilo I keep saying it and she keeps proving it – Sienna Miller and Jude Law are at their prettiest when they are together. Right now, she is prettier than ever. SO pretty. Really, really pretty. This is Sienna two days ago at the London Fashion Week presentation of Twenty8Twelve, the fashion By Lainey • Feb 23, 2010 07:20 am
Smutty Surgery A new Kate? Kate Winslet presented to Colin Firth last night at the BAFTAs. Since I posted about her last week, many of you wrote to question whether or not she’s had something done. You see a difference in her face. Is it her eyes? I agree – there’s a certain Madonna By Lainey • Feb 22, 2010 03:45 am
Girlcrushes This weekend: red carpet Kate Kate Winslet arrived at Heathrow yesterday presumably in London for the BAFTAs. She is the reigning Best Actress. This year she’ll be a presenter. Can’t wait to see her on the carpet. Especially after these pictures of her casual and stripped down at the airport, more beautiful than By Lainey • Feb 19, 2010 04:56 am
Girlcrushes Girlfriends in Paris Jacek has been a STAR the last 10 days. He moved us last Friday without any help from me, has arranged the entire apartment, runs the dog, posts on the site when I need to crash, keeps me organised, and never ever complains. So he deserves his girls. Marion Cotillard By Lainey • Feb 19, 2010 03:24 am
