Assy Style Young breasts It’s good genes, sure. And some tape, of course. But it’s also youth. They stand up on their own like that at her age. I mean look at them. From the front, from the side, the way they hold up …it’s just not possible. Her body is By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 05:12 am
Gorgessity Can`t wait can`t wait can`t wait Laura is prepping for the Nine junket. We’ve been watching footage all day. She’s sending Ben. Pout. Something we learned in research: Katie Holmes was rumoured to have auditioned for it and lost out to Penelope Cruz. Please. Like she could have held up against these ladies. Even By Lainey • Nov 13, 2009 08:47 am
Quiveration Mango hot-off Can’t even imagine what Jacek will be doing after this post. He’s all over Monica Cruz, sister of Penelope Cruz. And Monica Cruz in combination with Scarlett Johansson? We have hours to go before the hockey game starts. That’s a lot of time. Here they are in By Lainey • Nov 12, 2009 03:00 am
Gorgessity She ain’t no cougar She’s a puma. This is what Demi Moore cheekily prefers to be called. Look at her. On the cover of the new W Magazine. Ridiculous. RIDICULOUS. Demi Moore is 47. And Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman would age herself 5 years if she could be like this. The article is By Lainey • Nov 09, 2009 05:32 am
Maple Leaf Today’s Dress Porn Diane Kruger in New York at a Chanel event and Fete d’Hiver. Am crying. Tears of hungry want. So bad. Of course it’s Chanel. And therefore completely unaffordable. But it’s the perfect colour and the perfect cap sleeves and the perfect fit and f-ck her for wearing By Lainey • Nov 05, 2009 10:39 am
Gorgessity Robert Pattinson Vanity Fair I’m gloating. Click away if you can’t handle it. Because as I first reported exclusively back in June, Robert Pattinson covers the December issue of Vanity Fair, featured in a series of beautiful photos that explains the mass jizzing… They’ve been jizzing all weekend over these shots. By Lainey • Nov 02, 2009 02:42 am
Smutty Surgery There’s a 20+ year difference Between these two. And while Emmy Rossum is a Why Is if there ever was a Why Is, Demi was an It at the beginning and continues to be now, if for no other reason than her seemingly eternal beauty. I spoke to Demi briefly at TIFF. I have seen By Lainey • Oct 29, 2009 10:01 am
Gorgessity Sunny & Scowl A spectacular Reese Witherspoon showed up at the Avon event in New York last night. And she knows it too. Look at that smug little face. America’s Sunshine is the Avon spokesperson, and she certainly pulled it all out for the photos to make sure the Avon name gets By Lainey • Oct 28, 2009 04:28 am
Girlcrushes Everyone loves Carey An Education opens wide this Friday October 23rd and when you see it, please do see it, you will fall in love with Carey Mulligan, just like everyone else has. She is a revelation. And she at the top of each critic’s list for a nomination for Best Actress By Lainey • Oct 20, 2009 08:24 am
Gorgessity Jacek loves Shaki We were watching Saturday Night Live this weekend and he was mesmerised. Not the dick-in-his-hand pervy kind of mesmerised but genuine appreciation. Like, at one point he said, this is a good song. And he meant it. Of course the, um, flexibility is a factor. But it’s more than By Lainey • Oct 20, 2009 04:11 am
Smutty Surgery SO cute and then there’s SnapFace Is it the first? The first time they’ve posed together? I think so, yes? Emily Blunt and John Krasinski last night at the Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute sponsored by Elle. How f-cking cute? SnapFace thinks he’s cute too. They worked together on Leatherheads, she was all over By Lainey • Oct 20, 2009 03:07 am
Girly Throw Downs Colin vs Clooney? It’s very, very, VERY early in the race so of course it could all change. But Colin Firth’s performance in A Single Man has already won him the Best Actor Award at the Venice Film Festival and the buzz continues to build through the first part of the By Lainey • Oct 19, 2009 10:01 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Sparrow then Spanx? Nicole Richie will be skinny again soon enough. But it’s good to see she’s not in too much of a rush. Sparrow Madden was born about 6 weeks ago. Some bitches in Hollywood are back to concave stomachs after a fortnight. Nicole seems to be taking her time. By Lainey • Oct 19, 2009 07:24 am
Gorgessity Hello Kitty Heaven: Mimi AND the B! Mariah Carey’s cheese arrived in Tokyo yesterday and the emotionally stunted screamed themselves silly. Today Beyonce was there too at a Samantha Thavasa promotional event… The Hello Kitties have lost consciousness. Is Tokyo big enough for the two of them? As you can see, B is wearing the shortest By Lainey • Oct 16, 2009 04:06 am
Gorgessity Angels in New York I have a photo shoot today. As mentioned before, I suck sh-t at photo shoots. It’s because I can be extremely UNphotogenic. To the point where our etalk publicists have created a “DO NOT EVER OPEN OR USE OR EVEN LOOK AT” folder full of my old pictures that By Lainey • Oct 16, 2009 03:51 am
BFFs 3 girls and a granny That atrocity of a Vogue cover, now there’s a behind the scenes video which makes evident the magnitude of their f-ckery. How they managed to ass up these four women in that setting … it’s epic. You will also note from the clip that the girls are close. Correction: By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 02:58 am
