Gorgessity Jacek loves Shaki We were watching Saturday Night Live this weekend and he was mesmerised. Not the dick-in-his-hand pervy kind of mesmerised but genuine appreciation. Like, at one point he said, this is a good song. And he meant it. Of course the, um, flexibility is a factor. But it’s more than By Lainey • Oct 20, 2009 04:11 am
Smutty Surgery SO cute and then there’s SnapFace Is it the first? The first time they’ve posed together? I think so, yes? Emily Blunt and John Krasinski last night at the Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute sponsored by Elle. How f-cking cute? SnapFace thinks he’s cute too. They worked together on Leatherheads, she was all over By Lainey • Oct 20, 2009 03:07 am
Girly Throw Downs Colin vs Clooney? It’s very, very, VERY early in the race so of course it could all change. But Colin Firth’s performance in A Single Man has already won him the Best Actor Award at the Venice Film Festival and the buzz continues to build through the first part of the By Lainey • Oct 19, 2009 10:01 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Sparrow then Spanx? Nicole Richie will be skinny again soon enough. But it’s good to see she’s not in too much of a rush. Sparrow Madden was born about 6 weeks ago. Some bitches in Hollywood are back to concave stomachs after a fortnight. Nicole seems to be taking her time. By Lainey • Oct 19, 2009 07:24 am
Gorgessity Hello Kitty Heaven: Mimi AND the B! Mariah Carey’s cheese arrived in Tokyo yesterday and the emotionally stunted screamed themselves silly. Today Beyonce was there too at a Samantha Thavasa promotional event… The Hello Kitties have lost consciousness. Is Tokyo big enough for the two of them? As you can see, B is wearing the shortest By Lainey • Oct 16, 2009 04:06 am
Gorgessity Angels in New York I have a photo shoot today. As mentioned before, I suck sh-t at photo shoots. It’s because I can be extremely UNphotogenic. To the point where our etalk publicists have created a “DO NOT EVER OPEN OR USE OR EVEN LOOK AT” folder full of my old pictures that By Lainey • Oct 16, 2009 03:51 am
BFFs 3 girls and a granny That atrocity of a Vogue cover, now there’s a behind the scenes video which makes evident the magnitude of their f-ckery. How they managed to ass up these four women in that setting … it’s epic. You will also note from the clip that the girls are close. Correction: By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 02:58 am
Maple Leaf FASHION Twilight The cover of the new issue of FASHION Magazine has been taken over by a member of the Twilight New Moon cast. Noot Seear is Canadian, from Vancouver, and holy f-cking sh-t what a goddamn face. It would have to be, right? Heidi in the book is the ultimate draw: By Lainey • Oct 09, 2009 05:12 am
Gorgessity Double Freebie Gorgessity Jacek will have difficulty focusing today. Two members of his Freebie Five went out last night. Together. Crazy combination of gorgessity. Sick. At the American Ballet Theatre Fall 2009 Gala, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis arrived arm in arm, co-stars and new BFFs working together on Black Swan currently shooting By Lainey • Oct 08, 2009 03:48 am
Girlcrushes Front Row Amazingness Please. I nearly fainted. Look at this front row in London at Burberry last night. My Gwyneth sandwiched between my Emma and Mario Testino, and Liv Tyler on the other side, then Daisy Lowe, then Mary-Kate Olsen, and publicly loved up Freida Pinto and Dev Patel. In another section, Victoria By Lainey • Sep 23, 2009 03:19 am
Sports JLo Opening loss Sunday night at my house was Go Eli Manning. Not because I’m a Giants fan but because I hate the Dallas Cowboys. Have always hated the Cowboys. I have written about this before. Last time I posited whether or not there were actually Cowboys fans outside of Dallas. I By Lainey • Sep 22, 2009 04:28 am
Maple Leaf Happy Sarah has a new man Sarah McLachlan delivered a stirring performance last night at the Emmy Awards during the In Memoriam section of the show. Sarah left Vancouver on Friday with her girls for a few days in LA looking healthy and gorgeous and glowing and fresh… It’s been a wonderful summer. She’s By Lainey • Sep 21, 2009 05:27 am
Gorgessity Shoe Quiver Charlize Theron almost always delivers. She's a frosty bitch but when it comes to style, she will cut most down handily, no contest. Without much effort, it's what Victoria has to work for hours to achieve. Charlize is in NY to promote her new film The By Lainey • Sep 17, 2009 06:33 am
Girlcrushes Natalie by day and night There’s Shelfy…and then there’s Natalie. Jessica Biel has always referred to the “Top Tier”, a club to which she does not belong that, of course, includes Natalie Portman on a short list of young actors constantly presented with the most prestigious parts. Biel has blamed her exclusion By Lainey • Sep 17, 2009 03:59 am
Frauds Jennifer’s Body Jennifer Aniston also known as Fabulous at 40!!! at the premiere of Love Happens last night with co-star Aaron Eckhart. The sh-ttier the movie, the better she looks on the carpet. And this is the best she’s looked in a long time. The skin, the hair, the LEGS… These By Lainey • Sep 16, 2009 03:09 am
Douchebags Saturday Night foundation Ryan Reynolds will host one of the first 4 episodes of Saturday Night Live this season. Don’t ask me to tell you which one because I’m too lazy today to look it up, especially not for him. Can’t wait to see his foundation face. If you’re By Lainey • Sep 11, 2009 09:35 am
