Hook Ups Beauty loves Beauty As it should be. Pretty people back together. There have been rumours swirling for a couple of weeks now that Jude Law and Sienna Miller can’t stay away from each other. Apparently they were going at it full on at a club a few days ago. And now this By Lainey • Dec 02, 2009 06:39 am
Famewhores When the Italian Queen met the Jolie They call her “Ely”. And Ely is working it like she’s all tight with Mother Clooney. And Ely and Mother Clooney flanked George last night at the LA premiere of Up in the Air, just in case you were questioning how badly he wants that Best Actor Oscar. Elisabetta By Lainey • Dec 01, 2009 06:59 am
Gorgessity Well hello Saoirse It’s been, what, 3 years since Atonement? She’s like a new person. And her face has changed too, non? I used to think Saoirse Ronan looked exactly like Chloe Sevigny. It’s becoming less and less, now almost not at all. When we were prepping for the Oscars By Lainey • Nov 25, 2009 02:07 am
Hook Ups Baby-free hookup I can’t resist looking at pictures of pretty people together and imagining their lives are perfect. It’s shallow and immature but I write a gossip blog, you didn’t come here for profundity, right? And I know I’m not alone in this. The intoxicating lure of youth By Lainey • Nov 23, 2009 10:27 am
Gorgessity Elles chantent Three Nine ladies were photographed at airports today after a few days of promotion in New York. Penelope Cruz and Marion Cotillard were at JFK, Kate Hudson was at LAX…presumably heading to LA for more press? Want to see Nine SO badly. As you know, all the ladies sing By Lainey • Nov 18, 2009 09:14 am
Bad Style Young breasts It’s good genes, sure. And some tape, of course. But it’s also youth. They stand up on their own like that at her age. I mean look at them. From the front, from the side, the way they hold up …it’s just not possible. Her body is By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 05:12 am
Gorgessity Can`t wait can`t wait can`t wait Laura is prepping for the Nine junket. We’ve been watching footage all day. She’s sending Ben. Pout. Something we learned in research: Katie Holmes was rumoured to have auditioned for it and lost out to Penelope Cruz. Please. Like she could have held up against these ladies. Even By Lainey • Nov 13, 2009 08:47 am
Quiveration Mango hot-off Can’t even imagine what Jacek will be doing after this post. He’s all over Monica Cruz, sister of Penelope Cruz. And Monica Cruz in combination with Scarlett Johansson? We have hours to go before the hockey game starts. That’s a lot of time. Here they are in By Lainey • Nov 12, 2009 03:00 am
Gorgessity She ain’t no cougar She’s a puma. This is what Demi Moore cheekily prefers to be called. Look at her. On the cover of the new W Magazine. Ridiculous. RIDICULOUS. Demi Moore is 47. And Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman would age herself 5 years if she could be like this. The article is By Lainey • Nov 09, 2009 05:32 am
Maple Leaf Today’s Dress Porn Diane Kruger in New York at a Chanel event and Fete d’Hiver. Am crying. Tears of hungry want. So bad. Of course it’s Chanel. And therefore completely unaffordable. But it’s the perfect colour and the perfect cap sleeves and the perfect fit and f-ck her for wearing By Lainey • Nov 05, 2009 10:39 am
Gorgessity Robert Pattinson Vanity Fair I’m gloating. Click away if you can’t handle it. Because as I first reported exclusively back in June, Robert Pattinson covers the December issue of Vanity Fair, featured in a series of beautiful photos that explains the mass jizzing… They’ve been jizzing all weekend over these shots. By Lainey • Nov 02, 2009 02:42 am
Smutty Surgery There’s a 20+ year difference Between these two. And while Emmy Rossum is a Why Is if there ever was a Why Is, Demi was an It at the beginning and continues to be now, if for no other reason than her seemingly eternal beauty. I spoke to Demi briefly at TIFF. I have seen By Lainey • Oct 29, 2009 10:01 am
Gorgessity Sunny & Scowl A spectacular Reese Witherspoon showed up at the Avon event in New York last night. And she knows it too. Look at that smug little face. America’s Sunshine is the Avon spokesperson, and she certainly pulled it all out for the photos to make sure the Avon name gets By Lainey • Oct 28, 2009 04:28 am
Girlcrushes Everyone loves Carey An Education opens wide this Friday October 23rd and when you see it, please do see it, you will fall in love with Carey Mulligan, just like everyone else has. She is a revelation. And she at the top of each critic’s list for a nomination for Best Actress By Lainey • Oct 20, 2009 08:24 am
Gorgessity Jacek loves Shaki We were watching Saturday Night Live this weekend and he was mesmerised. Not the dick-in-his-hand pervy kind of mesmerised but genuine appreciation. Like, at one point he said, this is a good song. And he meant it. Of course the, um, flexibility is a factor. But it’s more than By Lainey • Oct 20, 2009 04:11 am
Smutty Surgery SO cute and then there’s SnapFace Is it the first? The first time they’ve posed together? I think so, yes? Emily Blunt and John Krasinski last night at the Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute sponsored by Elle. How f-cking cute? SnapFace thinks he’s cute too. They worked together on Leatherheads, she was all over By Lainey • Oct 20, 2009 03:07 am
