Gorgessity So rare, so good Tonight in Paris, Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis had dinner at Brasserie Lipp – not on GOOPy’s recommended guide. Heh. Vanessa dashed into the car before cameras could catch her. So far these are the only two good shots of JD I could find. Very, very rare. It’s been By Lainey • Feb 26, 2009 07:07 am
Gorgessity GOOPy loves yoga Brad, Angelina, and Gwyneth too! All in New York! Last night, my Gwynnie attended a fundraiser for Bent for Learning promoting yoga and other wellness activities in public schools as a means to help young people learn stress coping mechanisms earlier in life. Something like that. She looks amazing. Her By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 10:17 pm
Girlcrushes Kristen Stewart > Robert Pattinson You know I love this bitch…even when she’s an inarticulate stoner on Letterman. Kristen Stewart is totally up her own ass. At 18, she’s an “artist”. And fluff is not her thing. So she says. So she acts. Pretentious? For sure! Youthful sanctimony? Absolutely! But on the By Lainey • Feb 24, 2009 03:38 am
Gorgessity Oscar Best Dressed: Marion Cotillard Two for two. It was hers last year when she was named the Queen. It’s also hers this year as she took an appropriate step back but still killed it anyway. Like SJP, Marion chose Christian Dior. Unlike SJP, she totally made it work. It’s not a dress By Lainey • Feb 24, 2009 02:06 am
Gorgessity Oscar Portman My husband is making me post this. You know, my husband who looks like a frog? Quick aside about what he does look like. …. …. …. Many of my friends have recently remarked John Mayer. You cannot imagine my agony. Honestly, HONESTLY I’d rather him look like a frog. Anyway, Natalie By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 04:56 am
Gorgessity Best Oscar Hair: Taraji P Henson I love her so much. I love that there aren’t five million things attached to her head. I love that if I told you she woke up with hair looking pretty much like this you’d believe me. Don’t you prefer when someone shows up on a carpet By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 03:38 am
Gorgessity Best Oscar couple: Josh Brolin and Diane Lane He flew way under the radar this awards season in a category dominated by Heath Ledger. Best part about Josh Brolin however is that he didn’t seem to mind. They were chill last night he and Diane. Very relaxed, enjoying the moment, knowing there was no chance, totally free By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 01:49 am
Quiveration Supporting Spirits Best Supporting Actor and Actress at the Independent Spirit Awards happening right now in Santa Monica: James Franco for Milk and Penelope Cruz for Vicky Christina Barcelona. Yes! Here’s James during arrivals – not sure who he’s with. Does he have a girl? Is she his girl? If so, By Lainey • Feb 21, 2009 10:58 am
Girly Throw Downs Ladies of Montblanc At the Montblanc Signature for Good Charity Gala – several actresses posed for portraits dressed as iconic literary characters in support of UNICEF. The unveiling was last night. Something like that. So along came the ladies. Here’s Susan Sarandon covering up as has been the case lately, which is unusual By Lainey • Feb 21, 2009 06:15 am
Gorgessity Happy 43 Today is Cindy Crawford’s birthday. Might explain why she was carrying a bottle of tequila to a friend’s place yesterday – there is much to celebrate. Superficially, I mean. Because when I’m 43 and I look like this, and I can afford to have a skilled medical professional By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 08:29 am
Gorgessity All our girls All three, at the same event, looking gorgeous! Here they are Kate Winslet, my Marion Cotillard, and Freida Pinto last night at the US Ireland Alliance Pre-Oscar Gala Awards Ceremony. Cute story about Marion from a couple of months ago the first time met Kate. She was, like, overcome. Because By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 02:25 am
Gorgessity Getting some Halle love…and luck! Today at the Essence Magazine Black Women in Hollywood Awards Luncheon – Halle Berry as usual looking immortal, even though the dress might be a little Kate Beckinsale for an afternoon event. Love how Kate Beckinsale is now synonymous with Overdress. I am STILL offended by her Grammy gown. Anyway, not By Lainey • Feb 19, 2009 10:05 am
Girlcrushes The last days of her reign My Marion Cotillard arrived today at LAX in advance of the Oscars on Sunday. No makup. Doesn’t matter. F-ck! I was at LAX just a while ago too! Didn’t see her, different terminal. Balls! As the reigning Best Actress, Marion will likely present to the Best Actor – will By Lainey • Feb 18, 2009 11:10 am
Gorgessity The Jolie in character She’s been in New York this week, said to be prepping for production on Salt, the Tom Cruise movie that was gender switched to accommodate her amazingness. It’s back to the badass bitch we know on screen: Angelina plays a spy, wrongly accused, so she runs around the By Lainey • Feb 18, 2009 04:59 am
Gorgessity So much gorgessity! Oh yeah, and him Last night at the NAACP Image Awards – a parade of gorgessity in attendance led, obviously, by Halle Berry. Seriously, not one bad angle. I have been looking across 5 photo agencies of pictures from last night. Couldn’t find a single image in which she looks mortal. It’s crazy By Lainey • Feb 13, 2009 04:49 am
Friday Night Lights Oh Lyla, you so fine! Minka Kelly last night at a JC Penney event in New York. Damn. Derek Jeter you are a lucky man. I’ve toned down my FNL barking for a few weeks but clearly this was not a good decision…because the ratings, the ratings are not good. Even though this By Lainey • Feb 11, 2009 09:59 am