Baby and Bump Obsession Cindy gives back Cindy Crawford and her family were at the Los Angeles Mission yesterday – as you can see, at 42, she is as gorgeous as she’s ever been. Ridiculously so. And OLDER than Nicole Kidman. But those children… Have you ever seen such beautiful children? Her son is going to break By Lainey • Nov 27, 2008 03:45 am
Sports The alternative to Pitt Porn While there really is no worthy substitute, and porn preferences are obviously personal, for purely aesthetic appreciation, it can’t get much better than Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. Would be like watching two angels f-cking. But they’re so private all the time, hiding from the paps, declining to By Lainey • Nov 20, 2008 02:28 am
Gorgessity Red Belle Lips Reese Witherspoon presented last night at the CMAs looking so happy and so healthy, in red lips and black lace and big hair and embracing the country spirit. Reese is just kicking off promotion now for Four Christmases with Vince Vaughn. Movie poster is attached. She really is that short. By Lainey • Nov 13, 2008 02:16 am
Gorgessity The Jolie for the panda And the opposite of desperation… Yesterday in LA, on the red carpet to celebrate the DVD release of Kung Fu Panda, Angelina Jolie, always her best with black hair, showed off a lot of leg in a little black shirt and nude pumps. As you can see, the Holy Twin By Lainey • Nov 10, 2008 01:15 am
Girlcrushes O is for Olga obsessed! Someone needs to have a torrid affair with this woman. And I need to know every detail. Because I love her. Maybe Leonardo Dicaprio. Because he’s disappoint her. And only Olga could react properly. Only a girl like Olga, with all her Eastern European drama, would take a Ukrainian By Lainey • Nov 06, 2008 09:40 am
Girlcrushes Coveting Kate’s hamstrings It’s always about whose abs you want. Or ass. Or hair. Or nose. It’s never about the hamstrings. Hamstrings are underrated! But I only realised this today. I was just whining at my trainer Hayley yesterday about hamstrings: Why do we have to work on them every time? By Lainey • Oct 10, 2008 08:17 am
Gorgessity Must have been a rough day Sorry to make you feel badly about yourself on a Friday but it’s Gisele Bundchen shooting a music video yesterday on Melrose, proving once again that all things are not equal. I have pored over three agency photos of this woman. She does not take a bad picture. Not By Lainey • Oct 10, 2008 03:47 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brad’s Angie We knew it would be hard to top Halle Berry’s sexiness on the cover of Esquire but this… This makes it the tightest fight ever. It’s Angelina Jolie on the cover of W Magazine as photographed by her lover and the father of her children. Perhaps the most By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 06:46 am
Gorgessity Halle’s older too Than Nicole Kidman, I mean. It’s my new favourite game: who’s older than Nicole Kidman? Because they never look it and they don’t work half as hard. Halle is on that list. Halle’s face still moves. Halle also had a baby this year. But she’s By Lainey • Oct 07, 2008 02:36 am
Gorgessity By night… Last night, a dinner for The Changeling at Il Buco in New York, you will note how it was set up like an impromptu red carpet and as such her security gave them space to shoot her. And she obliged. But why not? Her skin looks amazing next to her By Lainey • Oct 04, 2008 04:06 am
Gorgessity By day… The Brange is back and better…and BIGGER too! Squee!!! Unseen for 4 months, as you know the tabloids chose to sell by telling the worst: that Angelina Jolie is starving, that she “looks in the mirror and thinks she’s fat”, that Brad is threatening to leave her. It By Lainey • Oct 04, 2008 03:49 am
Sports Can’t play, will marry? The Patriots chances of redeeming themselves at the Superbowl this year died week 1 when Tom Brady went down with a season ending injury. As a longtime fan of the Miami Dolphins, even though he is the hotness and I’m sad for HIM, I can’t say I cried By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 06:00 am
Gorgessity Taking a break with casual Cam Can we get through today, you think, without fresh candids of the Shelf Ass and the Pips? After all, they’ve been in Rome for days. Is it possible that on just ONE of them they’d be able to elude the paps? Doubtful. Let’s take refuge then, albeit By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 03:41 am
Gorgessity Rachel in Bloom Michelle is in New York this minute shopping at J Crew with Rachel Weisz. They’re trying on the same cords…or something. Michelle is texting me from the change room I think. She has a new girl crush. I get it…but then again I don’t want to. By Lainey • Sep 16, 2008 10:11 am
Gorgessity Taunting at Fashion Week Now this… this is a reminder we didn’t need. Like saying the sun rises in the east. Or that KFed Jr homewrecked his family with a farking mutt. It’s basic, it’s incontrovertible. Truth never changes. Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey are otherworldly beautiful. Together, they are immortal. By Lainey • Sep 08, 2008 07:14 am
Quiveration Feeling Better? Javier Bardem dropped out of Nine just after winning the Oscar for Best Supporting actor this year citing “exhaustion” as the reason, making way for Daniel Day Lewis to step into the singing dancing role. It’ll be a trip. Can’t wait. Javy has been very low profile during By Lainey • Aug 05, 2008 03:29 am
