Gorgessity Slumdog Gorgessity If you’ve seen it, you already know. Her name is Freida Pinto. Ridiculously beautiful. I saw Slumdog Millionaire with my husband. When we were leaving I asked him if he enjoyed it. His answer: Yeah, it was good. Let’s go home so I can google that girl. HOT. By Lainey • Jan 07, 2009 11:16 am
Gorgessity Holiday glow Cameron Diaz departed from Heathrow today en route to LA, headed home after spending new year’s with British boyfriend Paul Sculfor. She looks amazing, like she enjoyed herself. Am all over her travel wardrobe too. Comfortable but stylish and not completely ridiculous like Posh. As mentioned earlier, Cam has By Lainey • Jan 05, 2009 06:41 am
Gorgessity First married NYE It’s their first Christmas as husband and wife, they’ll be ringing in the new year for the first time as Mr and Mrs BJZ, and as usual they’re spending it on the boat. Beyonce loves the yacht. She and Jay-Z love lounging on the yacht by By Lainey • Dec 30, 2008 05:06 am
Gorgessity Sexier in sweats Not saying it to sound like a bra burner either. To me, this is Porny at her sexiest. Super casual, dressed down, no makeup to trannify her features – Jessica Simpson has a pretty face. A very pretty face. She doesn’t need to hitch her tits up to her eyeballs By Lainey • Dec 09, 2008 06:13 am
Girly Throw Downs This is how you open-mouth Watch and learn Pattinson, if you must even though you shouldn’t. Because no one throws down the open-mouth on a carpet like Jennifer Lopez. And she brought her fierce last night, oh yes. It’s all back. The body. The hair. The face. The everything. And she wanted By Lainey • Dec 09, 2008 02:16 am
Girlcrushes Australia’s true Queen Am crushing so hard I can’t even speak. Cate Blanchett received her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame today and apparently this is not one of those cases when the star pays for her own star. This one was supposedly legitimately bestowed, so I hear. And if true, By Lainey • Dec 05, 2008 09:59 am
Girlcrushes Kate and Cate Double girl crush! Last year Cate Blanchett was nominated for Best Actress and Supporting Actress at the Oscars. This year, the same honour could go to Kate Winslet, already the youngest actress to received 5 nominations. Kate’s work in Revolutionary Road with Leonardo DiCaprio is, right now, considered a By Lainey • Nov 27, 2008 06:53 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Cindy gives back Cindy Crawford and her family were at the Los Angeles Mission yesterday – as you can see, at 42, she is as gorgeous as she’s ever been. Ridiculously so. And OLDER than Nicole Kidman. But those children… Have you ever seen such beautiful children? Her son is going to break By Lainey • Nov 27, 2008 03:45 am
Sports The alternative to Pitt Porn While there really is no worthy substitute, and porn preferences are obviously personal, for purely aesthetic appreciation, it can’t get much better than Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. Would be like watching two angels f-cking. But they’re so private all the time, hiding from the paps, declining By Lainey • Nov 20, 2008 02:28 am
Gorgessity Red Belle Lips Reese Witherspoon presented last night at the CMAs looking so happy and so healthy, in red lips and black lace and big hair and embracing the country spirit. Reese is just kicking off promotion now for Four Christmases with Vince Vaughn. Movie poster is attached. She really is that short. By Lainey • Nov 13, 2008 02:16 am
Gorgessity The Jolie for the panda And the opposite of desperation… Yesterday in LA, on the red carpet to celebrate the DVD release of Kung Fu Panda, Angelina Jolie, always her best with black hair, showed off a lot of leg in a little black shirt and nude pumps. As you can see, the Holy Twin By Lainey • Nov 10, 2008 01:15 am
Girlcrushes O is for Olga obsessed! Someone needs to have a torrid affair with this woman. And I need to know every detail. Because I love her. Maybe Leonardo Dicaprio. Because he’s disappoint her. And only Olga could react properly. Only a girl like Olga, with all her Eastern European drama, would take a Ukrainian By Lainey • Nov 06, 2008 09:40 am
Girlcrushes Coveting Kate’s hamstrings It’s always about whose abs you want. Or ass. Or hair. Or nose. It’s never about the hamstrings. Hamstrings are underrated! But I only realised this today. I was just whining at my trainer Hayley yesterday about hamstrings: Why do we have to work on them every time? By Lainey • Oct 10, 2008 08:17 am
Gorgessity Must have been a rough day Sorry to make you feel badly about yourself on a Friday but it’s Gisele Bundchen shooting a music video yesterday on Melrose, proving once again that all things are not equal. I have pored over three agency photos of this woman. She does not take a bad picture. Not By Lainey • Oct 10, 2008 03:47 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brad’s Angie We knew it would be hard to top Halle Berry’s sexiness on the cover of Esquire but this… This makes it the tightest fight ever. It’s Angelina Jolie on the cover of W Magazine as photographed by her lover and the father of her children. Perhaps the most By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 06:46 am
Gorgessity Halle’s older too Than Nicole Kidman, I mean. It’s my new favourite game: who’s older than Nicole Kidman? Because they never look it and they don’t work half as hard. Halle is on that list. Halle’s face still moves. Halle also had a baby this year. But she’s By Lainey • Oct 07, 2008 02:36 am
