Maple Leaf Penis proud So… if you’re threatening to sue people for publishing pictures of your penis and violating your privacy (click here for a refresher), should your dad be tweeting about how proud he is of your penis? Jeremy Bieber is Justin Bieber’s father. This is what he tweeted this morning: By Lainey • Oct 09, 2015 02:14 pm
Media Manipulation “Does it smell like your mom?” Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, and Liam Hemsworth have started promotion for Mockingjay 2, the end of The Hunger Games. All three were with Josh Horowitz for an MTV interview around the “campfire”. And, of course, because it’s Jennifer Lawrence, part of the conversation became about their most disgusting habits. By Lainey • Oct 02, 2015 01:06 pm
Assy Style Johnny’s big shoes Johnny Depp went to Venice for Black Mass and he stayed to support Amber Heard on the carpet because she has a part in The Danish Girl. The Danish Girl features Eddie Redmayne and Alicia Vikander who’s getting a lot of attention for her performance in the film. As By Lainey • Sep 08, 2015 10:08 am
Gross Kristen Stewart’s mother talks about Kristen Stewart This interview is giving me the weirds. Also hilariously random. Kristen Stewart’s mother, Jules, apparently gave an interview with the Sunday Mirror in the UK. It’s basically a tabloid. Side note: I’ve been in DC all weekend and went to the Newseum yesterday. I LOVE the Newseum. By Lainey • Jun 15, 2015 01:04 pm
Gross Taylor Kinney or Gerard Butler? Some of you got mad at me earlier today when I mentioned in the Lady Gaga post that Taylor Kinney isn’t my flavour because he reminds me of Gerard Butler. You disagreed. Come on. I can’t be the only person who sees this. You really can’t see By Lainey • Jun 05, 2015 03:57 pm
Gross Leo like a boss Like he would miss the amfAR gala, right? Because he's so charitable. And also because models. They're everywhere in Cannes but at the fundraisers they're especially important because the old rich dudes feel more generous when they're around. It's a By Lainey • May 22, 2015 11:12 am
TV Updates #HandsomeBear While everyone was talking yesterday about the death of American Idol, here’s what JLO posted on Instagram for “Man Crush Mondays”. #MCM @beaucaspersmart #lovethispic #HandsomeBear A photo posted by Jennifer Lopez (@jlo) onMay 11, 2015 at 6:28pm PDT #HandsomeBear? F-ck these two and their bear porn, seriously. It’ By Lainey • May 12, 2015 10:36 am
Gross “Dad Bod” underneath the blanket Yesterday I posted photos of Leonardo DiCaprio acting the fool, hiding under a blanket/scarf while out in Milan. Here he is arriving at the Armani 40 anniversary party last night. What happened to the hot? The hot cannot be found. The hot has been missing for a while now. By Lainey • May 01, 2015 11:01 am
Photo Assumption Porny’s holiday gropes Jessica Simpson updated Instagram a few hours ago with this shot of her being groped by her baby father Eric Johnson. She’s wearing a headband with bunny ears. So that’s how she spent Easter. And this is what happened on April Fool’s Day: A photo posted by By Lainey • Apr 07, 2015 10:09 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Scott Eastwood makes that face I’ll say it again… I am not a believer in Scott Eastwood. To me he’s like the Iggy Azalea of heartthrobs. It’s been like this from the very beginning, when everyone got hard over him because of some photo shoot. Not interested. And then a few weeks By Lainey • Apr 07, 2015 09:49 am
BFFs The allegations against Harvey Weinstein Ambra Battilan is a model who has gone to police in New York alleging that Harvey Weinstein groped her. They met at an event on Thursday. She claims that Weinstein told her to come see him on Friday at 6pm at his office for an “audition”. During the “audition”, she By Lainey • Mar 31, 2015 12:11 pm
Hook Ups The Gross Bears are back Un-see. Un-love. Can’t. It’s not like we didn’t know. You knew. I knew. Because when has she ever had any sense about her when it comes to relationships? Never. Apart from Ben Affleck, she persists in going blind whenever she picks her men. So. Yeah. JLO and By Lainey • Mar 26, 2015 03:37 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Look who finally showed up Interrupting the Critics’ Choice posts to catch up with Johnny Depp, who finally decided to start promoting Mortdecai last night on Jimmy Kimmel. He was not alone. Amber Heard accompanied him to the studio so that he can prove to you that his much younger fiancé still wants him. For By Lainey • Jan 16, 2015 09:26 am
Douchebags Art is party Art Basel Miami opens tomorrow. It’s supposed to be about art. Sure. That’s why Leonardo DiCaprio is there. For the art. That’s why we always see pictures of celebrities there, this time of year, getting sh-tfaced and wearing terrible t-shirts. I’m talking to you, Puff Daddy By Lainey • Dec 03, 2014 03:35 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Another awkward balcony kiss But this time with twins. Prince Albert and Charlene of Serenity greeted the crowd from the palace balcony in Monaco today during the National Day Parade. They kissed. And once again it was awkward. Maybe all balcony kisses are awkward. You know you’re being stared at, you don’t By Lainey • Nov 19, 2014 09:32 am
Gorgessity You wish, Spittle Jennifer Lopez f-cked up during her comments while presenting at the Hollywood Film Awards on Friday. Gerard Butler ended up on stage to represent How To Train Your Dragon and he teased her about it up there and for a moment, I worried that he’d go there, that he’ By Lainey • Nov 17, 2014 02:26 pm
