Gross Slum Love + Granny Freeze in the front row I don’t care that JLO tried to fight Justin Timberlake’s ego with her leg. I don’t care that she couldn’t resist making the moment about her leg when she was presenting an award. I actually thought “I got the memo” was funny. And besides, oh I’ By Lainey • Feb 11, 2013 10:23 am
BFFs Messy Wing-Douches It's like they were meant to be friends, Mel Gibson and Gerard Butler. Picture it -- both sweaty and red-faced, both spray spit when they talk, both ...leer. Now they get to leer together. Which is a fantasy for some women and for others, like me, is straight By Lainey • Feb 04, 2013 01:07 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Can’t Unsee: Benedict Cumberbatch edition In a piece of fantastical timing, I had no sooner defended my crush on Benedict Cumberbatch (again), than Dreamworks released the first still from The Fifth Estate, showing Cumberbatch in character as Wikileaks founder Julian Assange. Cannot unsee. Look, if Benedict Cumberbatch is not your flavor, I get it. He’ By Sarah • Jan 23, 2013 01:02 pm
Gross Katy Perry & John Mayer had sex for Christmas How’s this for a little coal in your stocking, huh? On Christmas day Katy Perry tweeted this picture of John Mayer wearing a Santa suit, in what look like the final seconds before they screwed under the mistletoe. His face is clearly trying to communicate some sort of boner By Dean • Dec 27, 2012 02:18 pm
Gross By flirting, do you mean spitting? I have a problem with portion control and I just ate way too much for lunch and chasing all of it by reading a story about Gerard Butler’s flirting method isn’t helping to keep it down. Spittle is currently promoting his next sh-t movie Playing For Keeps opening By Lainey • Nov 26, 2012 03:15 pm
Gross Adrien Brody is in love And when Adrien Brody is in love, it’s like he’s showing you his dick. Check him out at the Rome Film Festival with girlfriend Lara Lieto. Is this a man who’s telling you he’s found the woman of his life, or is this a man telling By Lainey • Nov 12, 2012 05:42 pm
Gross Axl 2012 So... I used to have an Axl Rose problem. WHAT? I know. I KNOW. Don’t you think I know? He’s a crazy megalomaniac motherf-cker but back then, for those of you who can remember what he used to look like, he was rock hot, ok? And November Rain By Lainey • Nov 01, 2012 05:19 pm
Douchebags Sailor Girl and a Walking Penis Avril Lavigne went out for Halloween without fiancé Chad Kroeger last night. I’m sure he enjoyed her costume at home. That sentence was intended to make you dry heave. Like, she’s agreed to marry Chad Kroeger. If you’re not dry heaving I need you to think about By Lainey • Nov 01, 2012 11:03 am
Dumbass Gross Bear turns 1 Here’s JLO Bear at the UNESCO charity gala in Germany on the weekend. Amazingly enough, she didn’t have her Slum Bear with her on the carpet. He’s around though. Oh he’s around. It was their 1 year anniversary last Thursday. They proclaimed their Bear Love for By Lainey • Oct 29, 2012 12:43 pm
Gross Slum Love in Poland Jennifer Lopez is performing in Poland this week. Here she is out on a run with members of her entourage including the Slum Lover, Casper Smart. We’re coming up on the one year anniversary of their...togetherness. Or least what we think would be the one year anniversary of By Lainey • Sep 27, 2012 01:26 pm
Maple Leaf The First Couple of Canadian Music = the new TomKat? Remember when Tom Cruise used to “present” Katie Holmes? Click here for a refresher. I loved that move. I loved how oblivious he was to how dorky he looked. I love how cheesy it came off in a way that was so incompatible with his fame rank. I still love By Lainey • Sep 13, 2012 05:09 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Slum Love in the pool Well, at least she’s not wearing a belly chain. Given that she’s ok with the world knowing that that is her boyfriend and that she gave him a top job on her tour and that he calls her BEAR, slumming it with a belly chain while in her By Lainey • Aug 31, 2012 11:45 am
Assy Style For your lunch In case the Avril/Chad engagement didn’t do it for you... Not sure why I’ve decided to gross you out as much as possible today but that’s where we’re at so, hey, here’s Billy Bob Thornton in West Hollywood last night wearing, I dunno, patchwork By Lainey • Aug 22, 2012 02:28 pm
Dumbass A slum love birthday cake I’m sorry this got buried under Twilight and Mimi... But that’s how it will be now that Jennifer Lopez is persisting with the slum loving. It was her birthday yesterday. She’s 43. This was the first time she celebrated the occasion as the girlfriend of her back-up By Lainey • Jul 25, 2012 05:14 pm
Girly Throw Downs JLo got Mimi for her birthday Is it me or was it hilariously, awesomely cold the way American Idol confirmed Mariah Carey in Jennifer Lopez’s face yesterday? There was a big ass deal made of the fact that JLo would not be returning. Or, in hindsight, we now realise, JLo made a big ass deal By Lainey • Jul 24, 2012 01:11 pm
Parent Pimps Chicken Fried Princess gets a message from bed “Daddy will love me if I agree to be on this show. Jason, my fiancé, will love me even more if I agree to be in this show. Jason will be there, holding my hand. Jason is smiling at me and nodding his head in encouragement. I’m doing a By Lainey • May 28, 2012 11:19 am
