Hook Ups Guy & Elle … Should totally become a couple, based on their names and nothing else. It could happen. Last night they had dinner at the Notting Hill Brassiere, careful to leave separately but both observed to be rather smirky upon departure. You know Elle Macpherson…Elle is a total maneater. If she had By Lainey • Mar 17, 2009 02:41 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Madge & Jesus Remember that Brazilian model she was said to be dating last month? He’s with her in New York, photographed with her as they left lunch and her children too this weekend on a shopping excursion, not particularly inconvenienced or surprised by the presence of the paps. Madonna was never By Lainey • Feb 02, 2009 01:32 am
Hook Ups Madonna’s Jesus, Guy’s pimp While Madonna is reportedly romancing some young hot Brazilian piece called Jesus –and if she is… I’m jealous! Look at him! – Guy Ritchie has apparently also moved on. She’s younger, she’s connected, she’s very, very wealthy, and it was supposedly all hooked up by Trudie Styler By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 05:24 am
Break Ups What happened to… It not being about the money? Please. What happened is the British press firmly planted on the side of their homeboy against the aging American superstar who happens to be a tough ass bitch. Which is why, now that the financial – or as John Mayer would say the “pecuniary” – details By Lainey • Dec 15, 2008 06:57 am
Break Ups The Happy Exes Divorce apparently agrees with Guy Ritchie. He hasn’t looked this relaxed in ages. Check him out in his jaunty little cap, leaving his pub the Punch Bowl last night at 1am smoking a mini cigar. Over in Argentina, Madonna too looked happy and even a little less scary, out By Lainey • Dec 03, 2008 05:25 am
Break Ups Softening Madge The dress is debatable. I KNOW you hate it. But me I’m ok with it. Not to say I would wear it, of course not. But it’s Madonna. And she’s already larger than life. So why would you expect someone larger than life to wear an entirely By Lainey • Nov 20, 2008 05:03 am
Break Ups Madge`s major league poet Ugh. Am still having a hard time accepting it. What Madonna could be doing with a loser like ARod. Maybe it’s his…poetry? So now she’s in high school falling for the douchey John Mayer type? WTF??? The Chicago Sun-Times is reporting that Madge said of her supposed By Lainey • Nov 13, 2008 06:39 am
Break Ups Guy’s Boys He went out to a gallery last night with RDJ and Jude Law – male bonding as a release after a long day’s work on set. As I mentioned yesterday, here in London, it’s pro-Guy all the way. The classic obnoxious American superstar and the unassuming, low key, middle By Lainey • Oct 24, 2008 05:06 am
Break Ups Her Madgesty’s usurper Us Weekly is reporting that Guy Ritchie has tossed off Madonna for this woman - Kelly Reilly, an actress in his Sherlock Holmes. She’s, like, half Madge’s age. Oh snappy snaps! She’s attractive, this Kelly. But she’s brave. She’s brave to move in on the By Lainey • Oct 22, 2008 05:03 pm
Break Ups Hello Canada: Madonna’s sad ending This week’s Hello Canada features an article written by a longtime Madonna (unauthorised) biographer and an exclusive interview with Madge herself which took place just two days before the divorce was announced. According to J. Randy Taraborrelli, just after she decided to release a statement confirming that she and By Lainey • Oct 22, 2008 04:47 am
Break Ups War on Madge As you know, the Madonna/Guy Ritchie divorce is being played out publicly on an hourly basis in the UK tabloids. Conflicting reports are being released every day – some in favour of Madonna but most in favour of Guy: that she’s a control freak, that there’s no tv By Lainey • Oct 20, 2008 04:03 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Tabloid Wars: People vs Madge People Magazine, as you know, is essentially a celebrity promotional vehicle, where publicists go to get their messages across knowing that they’ll be printed, even if it’s full of sh*t …which is most often the case. Back in the summer, when Madonna controversy was raging over Alex By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 12:35 pm
Break Ups Not even divorce… Can stop the show. While others would have cancelled citing a variety of excuses, like feeling fat, or migraines, or fried chicken laziness, Madonna took it back to the stage last night in Boston, her infamous emotional fortitude not shaken by divorce - a true, driven, control freak professional to By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 02:49 am
Break Ups Split Speculation They say there's a 7 year curse. Madonna and Guy couldn't get past 7. I'm arriving at 7 on November 2nd. Scary. Anyway, already rumours are swirling about the split. And Jennifer Aniston is right pissed that yet again, someone else is usurping her By Lainey • Oct 15, 2008 05:06 am
Break Ups It's over! It’s confirmed. It’s over! Liz Rosenberg notified The Associated Press that Madge and Guy have in deed agreed to divorce. Blogging on the run so here’s the AP wire. Will update the story later. LONDON Madonna's spokeswoman has confirmed that the singer and her husband, By Lainey • Oct 15, 2008 04:14 am
Break Ups Each tabloid gets a turn This is, like, the third time this year that reports are originating out of the UK announcing the imminent demise of the Madonna/Guy Ritchie marriage. Following previous attempts by the Daily Mail and The Mirror, The Sun is now taking a stab at the story, claiming exclusively that it’ By Lainey • Oct 15, 2008 02:44 am
