Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth Paltrow’s “smart” kitchen It’s been almost a week since Gwyneth Paltrow showed up at the MET Gala and decided not to participate – in my opinion because, as a member of the establishment, she cannot and refuses to represent the counterculture as it would undermine the status quo, which exists in her favour. By Lainey • May 08, 2017 11:42 am
Sit DOWN Gwyneth Paltrow: MET Worst Dressed 2017 (Lainey) We haven’t slept since Sunday. There are currently over 12,000 words posted on the site today. And there are two words that sum up what I feel about Gwyneth Paltrow’s look last night: f-ck off. Can we go now? Wait no. I have more. G was wearing By Lainey • May 02, 2017 03:24 pm
Top Reads Gwyneth & Anna get back together The MET Gala is on Monday. We’re writing through the night on Monday for full coverage on Tuesday. I’m excited. I love the MET Gala. And I think you love the MET Gala. I love bitching about the people who don’t understand the theme. I love bitching By Lainey • Apr 28, 2017 12:56 pm
Gwyneth Paltrow Intro for April 21, 2017 Dear Gossips, I have two reads to recommend today, two articles I read last night, right before I went to bed, and then I slept like sh-t because I kept thinking about how they intersect. The first is about Gwyneth Paltrow. Gwyneth announced this week that she’ll be hosting By Lainey • Apr 21, 2017 10:25 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 17, 2017 This morning, Lainey wrote about Leo and Orly at Coachella. Someone creeped a photo from their house and it’s been floating around on Instagram. So many Doritos. But it is from this year? Leo’s top knot is making me question the timeline. New pic. Leo at a house By Maria • Apr 17, 2017 05:12 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 10, 2017 Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin took their son Moses and a few of his friends to LEGOLAND for Mo’s birthday. Do you think they drove or took a private plane or helicopter? She also marveled at the tofu bao buns –they are in Ninjago World. Birthday happiness #legoland #moses By Maria • Apr 10, 2017 04:50 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 5, 2017 There’s a big Easter egg controversy happening in the UK right now, the same type of fight that North Americans engage in every goddamn year over Starbucks holiday cups. Ricky Gervais has weighed in on the great debate. No mention of Easter again. A post shared by Ricky Gervais By Maria • Apr 05, 2017 05:57 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 28, 2017 Spencer Pratt knows his place in the celebrity eco-system more than most famous people (or formerly famous people). And how does a restaurant pull your discount – does the waitstaff have to discreetly mention it as s/he sets down the bill? Or do they give you no warning and at By Maria • Mar 28, 2017 03:19 pm
Show Your Work Podcast Show Your Work: Rihanna’s strategy, Gwyneth’s vitamins, and DYNTCA Big Little Lies? Finally we get to talk about Rihanna on the podcast. Rihanna made her first appearance on Bates Motel last week. Duana walked into a bodega when it happened and everyone had the same reaction she did – stillness, mesmerised by her on the TV: Showrunners Kerry Ehrin and Carlton Cuse spoke By Lainey • Mar 27, 2017 03:57 pm
Weddings Goop Weddings US Weekly reported yesterday that Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk will probably get married: The Goop founder, 44, “plans on marrying” the American Horror Story writer and producer, a Paltrow source reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly. “They speak about marriage all the time and know it’ll By Lainey • Mar 16, 2017 04:39 pm
Top Reads Gwyneth at the “forefront” Charlie Hunnam covers the new issue of Men’s Health and Gwyneth Paltrow covers the new issue of Women’s Health. She looks great. Which is part of the reason why she’s been trying to give you advice on how to look and feel as great as she does. By Lainey • Mar 09, 2017 12:18 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Social Media, March 6, 2017 Does Sarah Hyland have friends? Here’s what they should tell her: you are famous. Your boyfriend, also an actor, is not. He is walking that red carpet because of you, as your guest. You are there for work. So perhaps he could pull out his totes adorbs act another By Maria • Mar 06, 2017 04:42 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 2, 2017 Per Lainey’s post earlier today, yes she did wish Chris Martin a Happy Birthday. HAPPY 40th BIRTHDAY to the best daddy in the world!!! We 💖you so much! A post shared by Gwyneth Paltrow (@gwynethpaltrow) onMar 2, 2017 at 8:41am PST A Chris Evans photobomb – if you look By Maria • Mar 02, 2017 03:43 pm
Relationship Assumption Gwyneth’s “handsome” boyfriend Gwyneth Paltrow’s latest Instagram post: Happy birthday, handsome A post shared by Gwyneth Paltrow (@gwynethpaltrow) onMar 1, 2017 at 5:55pm PST That is, of course, Brad Falchuk, her boyfriend. His birthday is March 1. Same as Justin Bieber. Today is Chris Martin’s birthday. I cracked up at By Lainey • Mar 02, 2017 10:06 am
BFFs When Gwyneth speaks of the Blessing Gwyneth Paltrow was in New York for Fashion Week yesterday, seated front row at the La Perla show. Gwyneth and La Perla’s creative director, Julia Haart, are collaborators. La Perla is sold on goop. So she was there to fulfill her business obligations, and part of that involved talking By Lainey • Feb 10, 2017 10:39 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 30, 2017 I very badly want Gwyneth Paltrow to develop a keen interest in Chinese astrology so that Lainey can out-goop her with her expertise. I hope that the Rooster of 2017 brings with it peace, kindness and humanity. 新年好 / 新年好 🐔❤ A photo posted by Gwyneth Paltrow (@gwynethpaltrow) onJan 30, 2017 at By Maria • Jan 30, 2017 05:27 pm
