Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, October 24, 2016 At least two of these had to be professionally done. You know how I can tell? Look at that common smiley face in the left corner. How do you go from that to a flaming skull? Sunday carving 🎃 #HalloweenReady A photo posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) onOct 23, 2016 at By Maria • Oct 24, 2016 05:16 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, October 18, 2016 The lower-tier tabs were floating a rumour that Gwyneth and Brad II (as I like to call him) had broken up. Doesn’t look like it. Birthday fireworks for @rstrauss16 brought out the kid in all of us 💥 A photo posted by Gwyneth Paltrow (@gwynethpaltrow) onOct 17, 2016 at 8: By Maria • Oct 17, 2016 04:11 pm
BFFs Gwyneth at the market Gwyneth Paltrow covers the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar. But this shot on the cover? It has nothing to do with the photos in the magazine. In the magazine she’s at the supermarket, shopping in several different black outfits and bodysuits. She looks amazing. She looks ridiculous. I By Lainey • Oct 11, 2016 10:36 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, September 30, 2016 There is some drama on Dancing with the Stars today because Amber Rose says judge Julianne Hough body shamed her. Julianne said it’s just a soundbite that has been taken out of context. The other day, I commented again on Julianne’s blackface Halloween costume and a reader wrote By Maria • Sep 30, 2016 02:22 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, September 28, 2016 Protect the face! ....Think I broke my nose (spellchecked edit)....or it definitely feels like it..... 😩👊🏾👊🏾 A photo posted by 7dub (@7dub) onSep 27, 2016 at 5:21am PDT Dr. Oz is the new Dr. Drew. Dr. Oz evaluates my health. A photo posted by Judd Apatow (@juddapatow) onSep 28, By Maria • Sep 28, 2016 01:50 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, September 27, 2016 Great styling here for Hilary Duff. She looks younger now than she did 5 years ago. (The top here is a standout, it’s Johanna Ortiz.) Had a great press day yesterday❤️ thank you @cynthiavanis for my hair and @jeanqueennetti for my purdy makeup @oliviaivey for all my looks 😘😘 A By Maria • Sep 27, 2016 05:38 pm
Celebrity Lifestyle Brands John Mayer, Lifestyle Man-Boy When I read Gwyneth Paltrow’s interview in Lenny Letter, it reminded me of Leonardo DiCaprio. Or rather, Lainey’s characterization of Leonardo DiCaprio. You know how Lainey loves to refer to Leo’s STRUGGLE filming The Revenant? How he STRUGGLED? How that STRUGGLE won him an Oscar? Well this By Maria • Sep 21, 2016 04:05 pm
Music Beyoncé > Tom Hiddleston I already had to make Beyoncé share a post title with Tom Hiddleston so to avoid any further sh-t from the Beygency, we’re starting this post with some Beyoncé news. Beyoncé’s Formation was in LA last night. And there were a lot of celebrities there. These celebrities proceeded By Lainey • Sep 15, 2016 03:40 pm
Celebrity Lifestyle Brands Goop Label Gwyneth Paltrow’s goop launched its very own clothing line today, goop Label. Even though both Vanity Fair and the NY Times are calling it Goop Label. You know what’s annoying about a brand with a lower case name, “goop”? It’s hard to find consistency in the way By Lainey • Sep 12, 2016 11:29 am
Top Reads Gwyneth Paltrow, the “punk rock kid” Gwyneth Paltrow has joined LinkedIn and written an essay for it. Also there’s an interview. You can watch that below. G is an entrepreneur now. So LinkedIn is her people. G’s essay is all about how she transitioned from her “old life” to her new one, as the By Lainey • Sep 07, 2016 04:01 pm
Shoes Gwyneth’s shoes and books Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow at Author’s Night in the Hamptons on Saturday. The snakeskin flats she’s wearing are from the new goop collaboration with M. Gemi. There are four styles. These ones, in my opinion, are the standout of the collection: What I like about these sandals, even By Lainey • Aug 15, 2016 11:13 am
Jock Smut Gwyneth Paltrow’s pre-Olympic cupping On Saturday in Rio, American gymnast Alex Naddour competed in the team qualification with circular marks on his arms and back. Yesterday Michael Phelps competed in the men’s 4x100 freestyle relay with similar looking marks. Obviously, for me, this was the first person who came to mind: Remember when By Lainey • Aug 08, 2016 11:30 am
BFFs Gwyneth’s old boyfriends Gwyneth Paltrow showed up for her friend Mario Batali at a dinner in New York the other night. Vanity Fair was one of the media outlets invited to cover it. Have you listened to this week’s episode of the Sasha Answers podcast yet? We begin with Sasha’s Gwyneth By Lainey • Jul 22, 2016 02:19 pm
Maple Leaf Gwyneth’s celebrity sale 2016 Gwyneth Paltrow was in Toronto yesterday at Holt Renfrew promoting her beauty line. Sasha was there and talked to her for etalk and afterwards her first email to me was, “omg omg omg I have to tell you everything”. When I wrote back to her with all caps and exclamation By Lainey • Jul 15, 2016 12:07 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, July 14, 2016 Pony is Channing Tatum’s song, don’t even try it Alex Pettyfer. When your working late at night and your team decide to bring up the past!!! 😂😂😂 #magicmike #whatwouldyouhype #imissthosedays #littlerusty @hypit A video posted by Alex Pettyfer (@alexpettyfer) onJul 14, 2016 at 10:23am PDT Amy Schumer isn’ By Maria • Jul 14, 2016 03:19 pm
Maple Leaf Gwyneth & Brad in Canada My inbox has been steady today with Canadians messaging me about Gwyneth Paltrow because she Instagrammed that she’s in Fogo: Dinner spot #heaven #newfoundland #fogo A photo posted by Gwyneth Paltrow (@gwynethpaltrow) onJul 10, 2016 at 3:04pm PDT Can we call this a Canadian tour? Because she’s By Lainey • Jul 11, 2016 04:51 pm
