Top Reads Ben Affleck’s gambling Oh the Ups and Downs of gambling… Ahem. AHEM. I mean, if that wasn’t obvious enough. And if it was obvious, you should not be surprised about what happened to Ben Affleck in Vegas last week. He was at the Hard Rock playing blackjack, allegedly counting cards. The casino By Lainey • May 05, 2014 09:41 am
Beyoncé For Sale: Gwyneth’s Closet GOOP.com crashed just minutes after the announcement yesterday that Gwyneth Paltrow was putting items from her closet up for sale. I tried for a couple of hours and gave up. Then when I checked back this morning, almost everything was gone. Including Beyonce’s booties. For $2500. All of By Lainey • May 02, 2014 09:57 am
Media Manipulation Papping GOOP’s gear Check out Gwyneth Paltrow at the Brentwood Country Mart with daughter Apple and some friends earlier this week. And this is supposed to be wrong. Of course. No one wants to see children harassed. But my position is that if they can’t agree one where the line is, among By Lainey • May 01, 2014 12:10 pm
Break Ups G is for Glum Is it raining where you are? It's raining where I am. And cold. Do you hate Gwyneth Paltrow? I don't. Never ever ever. But many of you do. So if your day has been sh-t and you love to sh-t on G, this might lift your By Lainey • Apr 30, 2014 05:06 pm
Break Ups Gwyneth in LA, Chris in London Gwyneth Paltrow was at Paramount Studios yesterday for the Paris Photo preview, the same one Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom went to last week. Here she is with the director of the exhibit, Julien Frydman. I love everything about this outfit, especially this sleeveless white shirt. Are you surprised that By Lainey • Apr 28, 2014 11:01 am
Gossip Nostalgia Gwyneth’s past …and future? There was some kind of art event – I think – at Paramount Studios yesterday in Hollywood. Brad Pitt was there wearing his favourite outfit. His only outfit? It’s the only thing he ever wears! And the thinking used to be that if you wear the same thing, the paps won’ By Lainey • Apr 25, 2014 10:12 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Intro for April 25, 2014 Dear Gossips, Maybe it's because I'm getting old, but right now I'm always thinking about "this day last year". What were we talking about on April 25, 2013? Well, Gwyneth Paltrow had just been named PEOPLE's Most Beautiful. You were By Lainey • Apr 25, 2014 09:25 am
Break Ups Gwyneth & Orly? Gwyneth Paltrow was in Hong Kong yesterday to promote GOOP amid reports that GOOP is losing money. She also lost her CEO and work-husband. Here’s a shot she posted on Instagram: I’m telling you. The Year of the Horse is sh-t for Rats! And next year, it’ll By Lainey • Apr 24, 2014 12:48 pm
BFFs Gwyneth’s girl rally Gwyneth Paltrow went out for dinner the other night. Nicole Richie was there. Gwen Stefani was there. That’s all the paps managed to get. Later on though, G, Nicole, and Gwen posted a group photo to their social media accounts. Naomi Watts was also there. And Stella McCartney. And By Lainey • Apr 21, 2014 10:23 am
Break Ups No husband, no work-husband either It’s another conscious uncoupling. Page Six reports that Gwyneth Paltrow and Seb Bishop, GOOP CEO, have broken up. G will be moving GOOP operations to Los Angeles because she’s getting the f-ck out of London now that she and Chris Martin are done. Word is, Bishop had originally By Lainey • Apr 17, 2014 10:47 am
Break Ups The two faces of Conscious Uncoupling Chris Martin was in Brooklyn last night to honour Peter Gabriel as he was inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame. Ironically, Martin cited Don’t Give Up as one of his favourites. I LOVE that song. You know that Say Something bullsh-t they keep playing on the By Lainey • Apr 11, 2014 10:46 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Intro for April 10, 2014 Dear Gossips, Katie Holmes and Jason Segel are not dating. Because STAR Magazine is the publication that initially reported it. STAR, by the way, also reports in its latest issue that Lupita Nyong’o and K’naan are talking about marriage. No. Holmes rep has denied the claim: "The By Lainey • Apr 10, 2014 09:03 am
Break Ups The consciously uncoupled ring Gwyneth Paltrow posted a photo to social media yesterday to mark her son’s birthday with the message: Moses Bruce Paltrow Martin turns 8 today. We love you! pic.twitter.com/O7d1a7Hwul I’m guessing Moses is not on Twitter or Instagram yet. So… who is this for? Is it By Lainey • Apr 09, 2014 09:43 am
Music Coldplay’s Magic video: Coincidence or conspiracy Coldplay’s new album Ghost Music drops in May. The video for Magic was released yesterday. I’ve already told you how I feel about the song. Click here for a refresher. It’s TERRIBLE. But while everyone else initially thought those lyrics were for Gwyneth, I wondered if they By Lainey • Apr 08, 2014 02:13 pm
Cheating Loins Chris Martin and the intern Page Six reported this weekend that back in 2011, when Coldplay appeared on Saturday Night Live, Chris Martin hooked up with an assistant, some mystery woman who was backstage, either an intern or a member of someone’s entourage. Not the most detailed reporting but enough for them to suggest By Lainey • Apr 07, 2014 10:35 am
Break Ups Gwyneth’s open marriage and two covers Both PEOPLE and US Weekly have gone Gwyneth this week on their covers with similar stories. Basically Gwyneth sucks. She was intolerable. She was too glamorous but also insecure about aging and staying skinny and feeling desirable and Chris Martin preferred wearing t-shirts and couldn’t deal with her anxieties By Lainey • Apr 03, 2014 11:59 am
