Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth in white, red lips, and vaginas Gwyneth Paltrow's been wearing a lot of white. Is it the Hugo Boss thing? Last night she wore white with pockets. I can get behind most dresses with pockets. I wish this particular dress wasn't a tank but I do like this mid-length which is supposed By Lainey • Sep 17, 2013 10:52 am
Baby and Bump Obsession GOOP goes to baseball Come on. How many times did you watch Gwyneth Paltrow’s garden party video with Stella McCartney video yesterday? Did you spot the non-white person? I think there may have been a non-white person but only shown in half-face. And kneeling. So don’t you ever say it’s not By Lainey • Sep 13, 2013 09:43 am
Amazingness GOOP's garden party -- the video Have you seen this yet? You have to see it. When you see it you'll understand why I'm obsessed with it. You remember the GOOP garden party Gwyneth Paltrow hosted in the Hamptons a few weeks ago? Um. There's video. Here. See? Now you By Lainey • Sep 12, 2013 01:57 pm
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth and her scooter Have you seen that video of Gwyneth Paltrow on her scooter in LA nearly colliding with a school bus? Apple’s riding in back. And then Chris Martin – or at least they’re saying it’s Chris Martin – follows behind in his own scooter with Moses. VIDEO REMOVED. SORRY. I By Lainey • Sep 10, 2013 04:31 pm
Girly Throw Downs Gwyneth vs Vanity Fair (again) You remember when Page Six first reported that Gwyneth declined Vanity Fair and was telling her friends all over the place not to do it? The NY Times is now confirming it. They were able to access an email from G to her people that read as follows: “Vanity Fair By Lainey • Sep 09, 2013 04:22 pm
BFFs Gwyneth’s weekend: garden parties and book signings Gwyneth Paltrow and Stella McCartney hosted an English garden party for GOOP in the Hamptons on Friday. How do you make it on the guest list for this event? If I walked in would they automatically direct my Chinese ass into the kitchen? The dress with the two hearts is By Lainey • Aug 26, 2013 02:01 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Gossip Genie to the Hamptons Gwyneth Paltrow's in the Hamptons, riding around on her scooter, no makeup, cut-off jeans, hair scraped back in a bun. You know who else is spending August in the Hamptons? The Slum Bears. Gossip Genie that for me would you? G and JLO running into each other at By Lainey • Aug 21, 2013 01:09 pm
Top Reads GOOP du Jour The last time Gwyneth Paltrow was promoting Hugo Boss it was for the Boss Nuit fragrance. Click here for a refresher. It was high class sex by night, only not the Heidi Fleiss variety, despite the fact that’s she claims to have a 22 year old stripper’s ass. By Lainey • Aug 20, 2013 09:39 am
Girly Throw Downs They backpedal for Gwyneth Earlier this week it was reported that Gwyneth Paltrow was a pain in the ass at Authors Night in the Hamptons. It was a charity event and G was there to sign copies of her book and raise money for the East Hampton Library. Christina Oxenberg was seated next to By Lainey • Aug 15, 2013 09:17 am
Dumbass Gwyneth’s “significant problem areas” Thanks to Belinda, who forwarded me this article written by Tracy Anderson, Gwyneth Paltrow’s trainer and business partner. It’s a long piece, and I’m not sure what it’s about, because I skipped directly to the part where she talks about G. And, frankly, this is what By Lainey • Aug 14, 2013 03:27 pm
Girly Throw Downs The other authors hate GOOP As reported yesterday, Gwyneth Paltrow was at the Author’s Night fundraiser in the Hamptons this weekend with Chris Martin and her kids to sign copies of her book. Christina Oxenberg was the author placed beside G at the signing table. Oxenberg wrote about the experience here. In short, Gwyneth’ By Lainey • Aug 13, 2013 12:27 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Gwyneth signs books As mentioned last week, Gwyneth Paltrow and her family are spending August in the Hamptons. Click here for a refresher. On Saturday G lit up the Hamptons social scene not as an “actor” but as a “writer”, showing up for the Authors Night For The East Hampton Library event. Her By Lainey • Aug 12, 2013 10:01 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Gwyneth’s Hamptons Summer It’s August. Why have a home in the Hamptons if not to enjoy it in August? Gwyneth has a home in the Hamptons. It’s 7,000 sq ft with 5 bedrooms, an apple orchard right next to a private workout studio. Gorgeous, obviously. Click here if you’ve By Lainey • Aug 09, 2013 09:39 am
Royals Diana > GOOP Princess Diana covers the September issue of Vanity Fair. It’s the timing – because of Georgie Cambridge’s arrival, “The Grandmother Prince George Never Knew”, and also that upcoming biopic, with Naomi Watts playing Diana, about her secret love affair with Dr Hasnat Khan. Apparently she desperately wanted to marry By Lainey • Jul 30, 2013 10:09 am
Baby and Bump Obsession GOOP & Depp? Variety reported yesterday that Gwyneth Paltrow and Ewan McGregor are currently negotiating roles in the upcoming Mortdecai film adaptation starring Johnny Depp. It’s about a badass art dealer (Depp, obviously) who’s looking for a painting with links to Nazi gold. Kinda like Thomas Crown + Inside Man? They’re By Lainey • Jul 25, 2013 11:13 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Indo GOOP The new issue of GOOP is all about G’s family trip to Indonesia. I didn’t read it. I just looked at the pictures. And there are a few of them with her kids. They’re small shots so you don’t really get a clear shot of their By Lainey • Jul 12, 2013 12:47 pm
