Girlcrushes What Gwyneth’s Girl Sh-t sounds like Click here if you missed my Girl Sh-t post on Gwyneth Paltrow yesterday about how she slagged the MET Gala and patronised Miranda Kerr. The photos in that article were taken of my G out to dinner on Wednesday night and it turns out she was meeting up with two By Lainey • May 10, 2013 09:58 am
Amazingness Girl Sh-t, by Gwyneth Paltrow Like handbags, Girl Sh-t comes in high end and low end. Low end would be, say, the housewives of whatever city. Slightly above that are the WAGs of whatever sport. For the luxury Girl Sh-t, you look to Anna Wintour. And, of course, my G. Have you seen this yet? By Lainey • May 09, 2013 11:49 am
B-tchFace Gwyneth the Developer After not punking in pink at the MET Gala, Gwyneth Paltrow made an appearance at the Apple Store in Soho yesterday with her friend Jessica Seinfeld, wife of Jerry, and one of the best bitch-facers in the business. Look at her, in the shot I’m including below, straight on, By Lainey • May 08, 2013 11:00 am
Assy Style Pink Gwyneth at the MET Gala I am devastated. This is two years in a row now that Gwyneth Paltrow has under-delivered at the MET Gala. Last year she gave us a preview of Anne Hathaway’s eventual Oscar dress that was supposed to be Valentino but ended up being Prada because of Amanda Seyfried, except By Lainey • May 07, 2013 11:53 am
Gwyneth Paltrow The World Needs More Gwyneth Paltrow (Over the last 8 weeks or so, it seems like almost every publication/blog has featured an article about hating Gwyneth Paltrow and why she’s insufferable. The Daily Beast just added itself to that list. And there’s an article about Gwyneth Hate in the new issue of Maclean’ By Lainey • May 03, 2013 03:12 pm
Top Reads Punk Rock Gwyneth But first, Gwyneth Paltrow covers the new issue of UK Glamour, apparently “Britain’s No 1 Women’s Magazine”? The pictures are very clean, high end, kinda like how you’d imagine her home(s). If they asked for an artist’s rendering of “Classic Socialite”, this is what they’ By Lainey • May 02, 2013 01:58 pm
Girlcrushes GOOP on fellatio Why can’t this be the subject of a GOOP newsletter instead of recipes and meditation? Fellatio is Wellness, non? Last week Gwyneth Paltrow told us that her bush is styled for the 70s. Then we learned that when she and her girls, like Cameron Diaz, get together for sleepover By Lainey • May 01, 2013 03:43 pm
BFFs Gwyneth goes home for the Carters Gwyneth Paltrow is back in London. I’m told she was at dinner at Zuma last night with Chris Martin and their kids, Apple and Moses, and Jay-Z. Jay’s in England because Beyonce kicks off 6 shows at the O2 tonight. There’s a very good chance then that By Lainey • Apr 29, 2013 12:20 pm
Girlcrushes Did Cammie trim Gwyneth’s... Gwyneth Paltrow told Ellen that she likes it 70s styles down there. If you missed that article from earlier, click here. Abby just sent me this video of Cameron Diaz on The Graham Norton Show... Talking about a girlfriend... Who is married... “Who is obsessed with having a 70s bush” By Lainey • Apr 26, 2013 10:19 am
Girlcrushes Gwyneth is hairy You’re going to be sad, you know. Gwyneth Paltrow is all up in your face right now, every day, making you hate her, or love her more, and then Iron Man 3 will come out next week in North America and she’ll retreat. And then there will be By Lainey • Apr 26, 2013 10:03 am
Movie Reviews and Previews The Most Beautiful Woman In The World doesn’t wear underwear Well she can’t in this dress. Here’s my G in Antonio Berardi last night at the big Hollywood premiere for Iron Man 3. The sleeves are good. Not feeling much else, especially the design around the breasts and the collar. But then again, as it always is with By Lainey • Apr 25, 2013 10:00 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Pepperony & the Downeys We will get to Gwyneth in a minute. Of course, she’ll have her own dedicated article. This article however is about Robert Downey Jr, and, more specifically, RDJ, his wife Susan, and their cinematic mirror, Pepperony. But first... look at this badass arriving in a Stark Audi at the By Lainey • Apr 25, 2013 09:36 am
Top Reads My G is the Most Beautiful! PEOPLE Magazine has named Gwyneth Paltrow the World’s Most Beautiful Woman for 2013. Did I just ruin your day? But WHYYYYYYY? Pretty soon, after all this Iron Man 3 promotion is over, G won’t be as visible. And you will miss her. I will miss her. G is By Lainey • Apr 24, 2013 09:26 am
Lainey Interviews Pepperony Porn! But why can’t it be Iron Pepper? After all, she wears the suit now, and don’t yell at me about spoilers because that scene is in the trailer. I saw Iron Man 3 in a screening room on the Disney lot on Saturday which ended up being cooler By Lainey • Apr 22, 2013 03:46 pm
BFFs Gwyneth Paltrow: still at the best lunch table You remember last week when I mentioned that Gwyneth Paltrow interview with Jon Stewart on The Daily Show a few years ago and at the end, he talked about how talking to her was like being in the lunch room in high school and staring longingly at the best table? By Lainey • Apr 19, 2013 11:51 am
Girlcrushes There she is! As I said earlier, I came home from the gym, and it came true! She’s been found! Gwyneth was not in London at the Iron Man 3 premiere... Because she was in New York at an event for Tiffany & Co -- yay! In sateen -- boo! Again, and By Lainey • Apr 18, 2013 07:59 pm
