Celebrity Bodies Gwyneth: the body in motion Big topic of conversation yesterday on the site was Gwyneth Paltrow’s crazy tight beach body in Barbados and her many bikinis. Now there’s video to go along with it from the pap agency. Watch the clip straight through. Not even the photographers are denying that she was rather By Lainey • Feb 23, 2011 07:29 am
Fitness Porny's wedding mission Why does Porny hate the gym? Well, I can't say I love the gym. The gym isn't the funnest place ever. For Porny though, the gym sucks extra hard because, essentially, this is a lazy person with a lazy mind. If she had it her way, By Lainey • Feb 23, 2011 04:30 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Gwyneth: bikini before Oscars F-ck. This is a serious, serious body. Gwyneth Paltrow spent last week in Barbados. She was seen shooting a documentary around town but also spent a significant amount of time on the beach with her kids, showing off her Tracy Anderson Method in 4 different bikinis. Remember, she runs that By Lainey • Feb 22, 2011 01:53 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Can Porny look like GOOPy? Porny’s getting married this year. So she’s trying to lean out, get into her dress. Her last trainer was Harley Pasternak. But Harley’s connected to John Mayer. And besides, Porny wants to look like GOOP. Gwyneth’s body is aspirational? That’s actually a business plan. Gwyneth By Lainey • Feb 18, 2011 05:00 am
Girly Throw Downs GOOP for Nobel Peace F-ck the EGOT. Gwyneth’s after something more. She acts, she sings, she macrobiotics, she mothers, she matchmakes, she works out, she bakes, she purees, she loves, she laughs, she cries, and now she brokers peace… Am I missing something? Amazing story today coming out of THR: as you may By Lainey • Feb 17, 2011 08:42 am
BFFs Grammy BFFs: Gwyneth & Beyonce They held hands backstage while greeting Seth Rogen. Then, after G changed, they went out to their seats and watched the rest of the show together. What? But who else is good enough to offer support and bff-ness to Gwyneth Paltrow but Beyonce? You don’t get more royal, musically, By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 04:30 am
BFFs Pre-Grammy GOOP with B & J Gwyneth Paltrow will perform with Cee-Lo and the Jim Henson Company Puppets at the Grammys this weekend in LA. No doubt she’s been rehearsing in seclusion. Before her big Grammy debut though she hooked up with her BFFs and Grammy veterans Beyonce and Jay-Z, perhaps for a little pep By Lainey • Feb 11, 2011 05:00 am
Dumbass The China-fication of GOOP Last year, Gwyneth Paltrow dedicated an issue of GOOP to Chinese New Year and featured a lady called Adele Reising who recommended a “winter bath” consisting of milk and essential oils. Click here for a refresher. When I asked my ma about a milk bath she said it’s a By Lainey • Feb 03, 2011 03:50 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy at the Grammys! Can’t wait to liveblog the Grammys! Especially now…because Gwyneth Paltrow is confirmed to be performing with Cee-Lo! Apparently they’ll be joined by the Jim Henson Company Puppets. Sounds like Forget You is probably a good bet. Imagine that. My G. On a night that celebrates the best By Lainey • Feb 02, 2011 03:02 am
Gwyneth Paltrow You’re lame if you hate GOOP Gwyneth Paltrow covers the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar UK. I love the styling. Particularly the skin lace gown as she contorts to find the most flattering angle of her taut body. Heavily shadowed and retouched, for sure, because from G to SJP, no one wants to actually resemble By Lainey • Jan 31, 2011 07:16 am
Style Gwyneth or Amy Chua? Who do you hate more, Judgy Moms? GOOP for her “A Day in the Life” working mom blog from a couple of weeks ago, or Amy Chua and the challenge to Western parenting that she threw down in her book Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother? Have you read TIME By Lainey • Jan 27, 2011 05:12 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth is not cold Two days after looking like total sh-t in Switzerland, Gwyneth was photographed last night in London for Gary Barlow’s birthday celebration and performance in a tight grey dress with big heels and her hair slicked back, a slight improvement on how we last saw her. Is it summertime in By Lainey • Jan 21, 2011 02:42 am
Girly Throw Downs Gwyneth’s twin face & throwdown with Madonna Yesterday during the liveblog, a commenter noted that Gwyneth Paltrow’s f-cked up face in Geneva now resembles her trainer’s Tracy Anderson. You know how that lady always looked like she was just skinned? Gwyneth totally looked like she was just skinned. I’m posting pictures of both. The By Lainey • Jan 19, 2011 09:00 am
Assy Style Gwyneth, you look like sh-t Jesus, this is bad. Maybe even the worst. Gwyneth was in Geneva yesterday at the Baume & Mercier Gala. She’s their new ambassador or something. I wonder if they regret their choice. Because on one of the first occasions she’s representing them, she looks like total f-cking ass. By Lainey • Jan 18, 2011 03:23 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOP is delayed, busy, and the bird There’s a new GOOP newsletter today. It’s about how moms are so busy and so busy being moms. And she asks her important mom friends to talk about being busy being moms. Like Stella McCartney. Also some other woman. All three of them giving us a journal entry By Lainey • Jan 13, 2011 03:42 am
Try Please stop this now As you know, Gwyneth Paltrow has been hustling HARD recently in service of Country Strong, opening wide tomorrow, so hard there hasn’t even been a new GOOP. G wants this so badly she’s been flinging her Try everywhere, even breaking her usual silence on her marriage, dropping bits By Lainey • Jan 06, 2011 02:50 am
