Gorgessity GOOPy GOOPa Barcelona It’s GOOP Thursday! Today’s issue: Gwyneth Paltrow’s Barcelona recommendations. This one I care about. Because I haven’t been and have always wanted to go. Finally a keeper instead of recipes and child rearing tips. Click here to read the GOOP’s Barcelona tips. And it’s By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 05:33 am
Gorgessity Music to GOOP to This week’s GOOP is not for preachy mommies and does not feature the kitchen! Unless the kitchen becomes the dance floor. Love dance parties. On our last night in London last fall, Duana, Michelle, and I had a dance party in our adorable room at the Charlotte St Hotel By Lainey • May 14, 2009 05:26 am
Girly Throw Downs The Frenemy on the carpet If you’ve been reading my blog long enough, you know already that I left Winona for Gwyneth. I did. Winona was my first love. I had my hair cut like hers in Reality Bites. In the mirror when I’m alone, when the 26th of the month happens on By Lainey • May 01, 2009 04:03 am
Dumbass GOOPy’s one “fat” friend It’s Mario Batali. They went to Spain together and he claims she eats a lot of his food. No doubt, Mario is heavy. And you know the GOOP. Being heavy is unacceptable. Reports Page Six: "Mario is the only fat friend she has, and wants him to change. By Lainey • Apr 23, 2009 04:02 am
Girly Throw Downs The Frenemy On the day that Gwyneth Paltrow called her a backstabbing “frenemy” on GOOP, Winona Ryder was photographed shopping at the Grove with a friend… Coincidence or conspiracy? Gwynnie just gave Noni some free publicity, especially useful since she actually has a part in Star Trek, due out in a couple By Lainey • Apr 17, 2009 03:10 am
Girly Throw Downs GOOPy’s blind riddle GOOP’s newsletter was a gossip column today, for reals. Yes! Give us a break from those f-cking recipes and the incessant parent chatter – THIS is what we come for! All in service of becoming a better human being, of course, and finding enlightenment somehow, but whatever. The only thing By Lainey • Apr 16, 2009 03:04 am
Dumbass Own your own GOOP! It’s Thursday GOOP Day! And this time – thankfully – it’s not about recipes or raising children. This week, it’s about clothes! Click here for the latest newsletter. Gwyneth Paltrow’s spring recommendations. As usual, it’s nothing groundbreaking (and she really needs an editor – so many mistakes!), but By Lainey • Apr 09, 2009 05:44 am
Quiveration RDJ: forgiven in flat shoes? Many of you were traumatised by his high heel stylings this week. Me too. Those lifts, they were a quiver killer. Now… Redemption! Same outfit, same beautifully tailored pants, same sexy beast RDJ, same sly smile, same infectious energy, but now in flat shoes. In casual shoes. Sigh. Hot again. By Lainey • Apr 08, 2009 03:59 am
Assy Style RDJ & Tom What do they have in common? Heels! My bad – I did not look closely at the photos yesterday before posting after viewing them in thumbnail size only before downloading… Many of you emailed to point it out: RDJ is wearing at least 2 inches, if not more. Just like Tom By Lainey • Apr 07, 2009 03:20 am
Style With the Emperor in LA A few weeks ago, my Gwyneth supported her bestie Valentino in New York at the screening of his film The Last Emperor. Last night it premiered in LA. Of course G stood next to her friend, towering over him in those strappy Loubs – LOVE them so much – with a grey By Lainey • Apr 02, 2009 03:17 am
Style GOOPy tees! Two Gwyneth Paltrow posts in one day – it’s a fried rice day! And I haven’t even eaten any in what feels like a week. Had some duck risotto last night, was delicious, but not the same… So anyway, about my Gwynnie, it was inevitable, non? I mean f-ck, By Lainey • Mar 26, 2009 07:54 am
Bitch please Dance with GOOPy! I used to hate Thursdays. Now Thursdays are GOOP days. GOOP days are good days – yay! Latest GOOP newsletter…very convenient. Last week it was reported that Gwyneth and her trainer, with whom she’s opening a gym in New York, couldn’t sell memberships. This week, GOOPy’s featuring By Lainey • Mar 26, 2009 03:35 am
Thinnification The Thinnification of Scarlett Johansson Et tu Scarje? Scarlett Johansson was in London the other night at a Moet & Chandon event. She’s their new spokesperson. As you can see, she’s still on with the dark hair and the red lips but now apparently there is a weight loss objective. Scarjo turned heads By Lainey • Mar 26, 2009 03:04 am
Baby and Bump Obsession GOOP in America Apparently my Gwyneth will be spending most of her time in America to work on Iron Man 2. Here she is with the children in New York the other day, enjoying some lunch before heading to Build-a-Bear. While living in London, G has managed to keep pap photos of her By Lainey • Mar 23, 2009 02:55 am
Girly Throw Downs Back from a break And we needed one from her, non? I did. Anne Hathaway was front and centre all through awards season. After Oscar she disappeared for a few weeks, resurfacing last night at the Valentino event, seated on the other side of the designer who – photo assumption! – seemed to be more interested By Lainey • Mar 18, 2009 06:58 am
BFFs With Mom, Madge, and Mr Valentino It’s my Gwyneth last night feting Valentino at a screening and then afterparty for The Last Emperor, a documentary about the designer’s legendary life and career. Seriously…it’s sublime. Click here for the trailer. When he says “I would eat them!” you will DIE. And of course By Lainey • Mar 18, 2009 03:24 am
