Break Ups Gwyneth in stripes Maria noted in Celebrity Social Media yesterday that Gwyneth Paltrow didn’t post anything for Father’s Day like she did last year when she shouted out both her husband, Brad Falchuk, and her ex-husband, Chris Martin, who is now, reportedly, Dakota Johnson’s ex-boyfriend. G and Chris are close. By Lainey • Jun 18, 2019 03:18 pm
Dumbass Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t want to be “exempt” Ummm…really? There are three headlines about Gwyneth Paltrow making the rounds today. Two of them are connected so we’ll deal with them in a minute. Let’s start with what she said about marriage to Brad Falchuk. In an interview with The Sunday Times Style magazine via the By Lainey • Jun 10, 2019 03:53 pm
Met Gala 2019 Gwyneth Paltrow: Met Gala Most Boring (Lainey) When the theme is Camp, “worst dressed” isn’t actually the worst. “Worst dressed” might actually be the prize. By now, hopefully, we have a better understanding of the spirit of Camp, what it can be and what it most certainly isn’t. Is Gwyneth Paltrow on theme? Is she By Lainey • May 07, 2019 11:39 am
Assy Style “She just wants to look pretty” Tonight is the Met Gala. It’s worth repeating, as we do every year, that the Met Gala is not an ordinary red carpet. The basics never seem to understand this which is why they think Blake Lively is Best Dressed year after year even though, year after year, she By Lainey • May 06, 2019 11:38 am
Chris Martin Did Chris Martin take this picture? Maria mentions Derek Blasberg often in her Celebrity Social Media posts. He’s the Truman Capote of our time – only there’s no way he’ll sabotage his celebrity friendships with a barely-veiled story outing all their secrets. Derek celebrated his birthday a couple of days ago. And Gwyneth Paltrow By Lainey • Apr 24, 2019 10:53 am
Movie Reviews and Previews The Avengers Prom King ….graduates? POSSIBLE SPOILER ALERT ALTHOUGH I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY WOULD LET IT BE A SPOILER?! They’re calling it Endgame, and most of them are talking like it’s the end of the game in other ways and this is why there’s so much speculation about which Avengers By Lainey • Apr 23, 2019 03:14 pm
BFFs Gwyneth was there too When Gwyneth Paltrow was announced as one of the presenters at the GLAAD Media Awards earlier this week, many people assumed that she’d be presenting to Beyoncé and Jay-Z. They’re friends – but it’s been a while since we’ve seen evidence of that friendship. Gwyneth was indeed By Lainey • Mar 29, 2019 10:55 am
Equality Issues Gone Gooping Lainey sent me this photo from the In Goop Health conference in New York this weekend and it made me think of Heidi Montag’s recent quote about diversity in The Hills cast. “We don’t all look the same. I mean, Audrina has darker hair. I feel like Mischa By Maria • Mar 12, 2019 10:11 am
BFFs Chris Martin’s birthday guests Chris Martin’s birthday was on Saturday. There was a party and a lot of celebrities were at the party, including his ex-wife, Gwyneth Paltrow, who also wished him Happy Birthday on Instagram. Right after wishing her husband, Brad Falchuk, Happy Birthday the day before – his bday is on March By Lainey • Mar 04, 2019 11:46 am
Gossip Nostalgia Gwyneth on Oscar week I wasn’t expecting to see Gwyneth Paltrow on the cover of Variety this week, this of all weeks. It’s Oscar week. Gwyneth is not involved at all at this year’s Oscars, at least not yet, unless, of course, she’s to be announced as a presenter. Which By Lainey • Feb 19, 2019 01:22 pm
Celebrity Social Media Celebrity Social Media, January 17, 2019 Last night Lainey sent me this post by Devany Amber Wolfe, whose tarot cards were sold by Goop shop (you can find her product here); Devany says she was continually f-cked over in the process. If Goop acknowledges this (which I doubt), the blame will fall on “haters” because as By Maria • Jan 17, 2019 02:06 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Gwyneth Paltrow's Outfit of the Week I mean, I hate to do this because it’s not like she needs another win but I really, really do love this outfit. It’s not unlike Rosamund Pike’s travel outfit that I just posted and it’s probably a toss-up between which one is better and I By Lainey • Jan 11, 2019 03:41 pm
Books Gwyneth’s here to help I came back to work on Monday and practically everyone in the office is either “eating clean” or doing a “dry January” or substituting everything with cauliflower or doing Peloton. It’s January. It happens every January. We go bonkers in December with the parties and the holiday gatherings and By Lainey • Jan 09, 2019 11:01 am
Top Reads Gwyneth covers WSJ Magazine Gwyneth Paltrow is featured in this month’s WSJ Magazine. As a CEO. It’s right there, on the cover: Gwyneth Paltrow, CEO. You know she loves this so much. This is where we are now. Gwyneth Paltrow, not even “former actress” but simply “CEO”. Of goop, of course, recently By Lainey • Dec 04, 2018 03:36 pm
Coincidence or conspiracy Gwyneth & Dakota’s first Thanksgiving Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson were first seen together in October 2017. Chris was not at Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk’s (#TheFaltrows) wedding in September. He was performing that day at the Global Citizen Festival. Convenient, coincidence, or conspiracy? Apparently there’s no drama. Because we’re now being By Lainey • Nov 26, 2018 01:28 pm
TV Updates Gwyneth & Netflix? Gwyneth’s goop is apparently still a magazine even though they’re no longer partnered with Condé Nast because fact-checking was an issue – Condé Nast was apparently into it and goop wasn’t. The fourth issue of the magazine will be on stands at the end of the month. G’ By Lainey • Nov 21, 2018 10:30 am
