Royals Hot Harry on a Horse with his cousins Young royals hit up Mahiki last night with Hot Harry leading the way along with Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie. I love the name Eugenie. If a female dog is in my future, her name will be Eugenie. This is a compliment. Am also all over her blue polish. Like that By Lainey • Apr 04, 2008 06:35 am
Royals Hot Harry on a Horse Hump Day Here he is last weekend in South Africa with Chelsy and her family apparently rather preoccupied with his crotch. Or am I just dirty? Hot Harry is 23… just one year shy of my Gay Math threshold. Is it ok to lust him? What’s a year anyway?!?!? And how By Lainey • Apr 02, 2008 03:30 am
Royals Hello Hot Harry on a Horse in a Tent! New issue of Hello Canada features details on Hot Harry and Chelsy’s African boat trip getaway. They slept on a tent perched on top of a roof on a boat and sailed down a river, preparing breakfast on a small gas stove in the mornings, sunbathing, taking the speedboat By Lainey • Mar 12, 2008 07:35 am
Maple Leaf Hello! Bryan Adams For some reason, many of you have been emailing lately about him … How serendipitous – Hello! Canada has just landed an exclusive interview with Bryan about what he’s been up to. In short: photography and philanthropy. He even took a photo of the Queen. Spends most of his time abroad, By Lainey • Mar 06, 2008 10:37 am
Harry Windsor Hot Harry on a Horse in the Army with Hair Horrible the way it was exposed like that, non? Hot Harry on a Horse was serving in peace, then his secret was blown outta the water, forcing him to come home early, apart from his regiment. Now that he’s home safely though, new photos have been released from Hot By Lainey • Mar 03, 2008 02:38 am
Lindsay Lohan Hot Harry back on the Horse Mixed feelings today. On the one hand – Hot Harry on a Horse is back on his horse. Single again after 3 and a half years. On the other, will miss Chelsy as she slips back into obscurity, a girl whose resume will always be marked by an asterisk: *dated Prince By Lainey • Nov 12, 2007 12:32 am
Harry Windsor NOT Hot Harry on a Horse There was a report that surfaced a few days ago – some scandal involving a sex tape, a royal, and a blackmail scheme. Most immediately suspected Hot Harry on a Horse. Just because he’s a dirty, dirty boy. The giveaway however is that the sex act caught on video was By Lainey • Oct 30, 2007 10:15 am
Harry Windsor The Perfect Royal Bloat Sure…he’s thicker than his best. His wrists and hands especially. But still…still with the bloat, still Harry is the finest piece of royal ass, like, ever. Check him out deplaning in London the other day. Look how he carries his body, looks how he wears his pants, By Lainey • Oct 22, 2007 08:00 pm
Harry Windsor Royal Curbside At the beginning of our relationship, my husband and I were all about the romantic airport pick-up. Nowadays it’s the curbside pick up – parking isn’t necessary. So how cute is this? My Chelsy arrived in London yesterday expecting to be collected from the airport by her Prince. Hot By Lainey • Sep 06, 2007 01:04 am
Harry Windsor The Smart Move Hot Harry is hot on a horse. And if he’s anything like Henry the VIII, he’s also a randy motherf&cker. Which is why his royal wand and wild red streak is constantly getting him into trouble. Through it all, however, my Chelsy has been a stalwart By Lainey • Aug 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Harry Windsor Chelsy Forgives As you can see, whatever did or didn’t happen at Cowboys in Calgary – clearly Chelsy is over it. Because while those skanks can claim to have f&cked the Prince, Chelsy knows she’s the one dating the Prince. And girls like Chelsea were bred to know the By Lainey • Jul 30, 2007 08:00 am
William Windsor Why the Spare is Hotter than the Heir Thanks to Lara S for the scan from the London Times. As is the case with Jakey G, it’s not always purely about the face and the body. It’s how they move, it’s the Pants Issue. It’s how the pants hang just right off narrow hips. By Lainey • Jul 24, 2007 08:00 am
