Gorgessity Hot Harry & puppies Hot Harry visited the Canine Partners Training Centre in England yesterday as part of his princely duties. But it couldn’t have been too taxing of a job. After all, he was bred to love dogs. They all are. Dogs and horses. Remember this? Remember little Harry and his squishy By Lainey • Jul 14, 2010 05:13 am
Royals Second place is sometimes better Hot Harry on a Horse is in Botswana today at an event to celebrate the Queen’s official birthday. Royal people are amazing, non? She gets an “official” birthday in June because her real birthday takes place when the weather is usually for sh-t. Because there needs to be a By Lainey • Jun 14, 2010 11:06 am
Victoria Beckham Protecting his Property At dinner with my cousin Cat last night – two grown women well into our thirties and when the subject of David Beckham came up, still we had to squeal. And she’s not really the type. But on pure physical loin-pounding quiveration…seriously, who’s hotter than Becks? And what’ By Lainey • Jul 17, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham All Smiles…even Posh! Victoria Beckham doing a Hello Kitty smile!!! Love, love, love. For those of you unfamiliar with Hello Kitty Asian culture – for some reason, my homeland people (the girls in particular) can’t pull off a full frontal grin without hunching forward and throwing their hands straight up in front of By Lainey • Jul 13, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Beckhams En Route As reported in yesterday’s column, after her silent admission that David did indeed goose Rebecca Loos and that she chose to tough through it, am now more convinced that ever that Posh will never let him go. The Beckhams are for life, perhaps not out of passion but certainly By Lainey • Jul 12, 2007 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake Dating Up Much of a prick as he is, Justin Timberlake, in terms of talent and prestige, was certainly a tough act to follow. Pip is super A list, absolutely. But after a brief dalliance with that mindfreak loser, Cam like Gisele is finally dating up, hopefully recognising her own super elite By Lainey • Jul 11, 2007 08:00 am
Pamela Anderson Chelsea at Mahiki! My summer girl… my Chelsea in London partying at Mahiki. Well of course she was partying at Mahiki – she’s 21 and Mahiki only works for 23 and under. Big boobs, skinny legs, blonde and tan…like Pam Anderson but super rich. An heiress. With connections good enough for a By Lainey • Jul 11, 2007 08:00 am
David Banda Ritchie Black, Blonde, and Boobed! Would give anything to look this good at a work out. Madge heading to the gym today in London complete with blackberry and phone, in her track suit and the sweetest leather jacket. Am also coveting the shoes. All pales in comparison however to the tits. Pushing fifty and still By Lainey • Jul 10, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Bullsh-t Like Beckham They all believe their own bullsh-t. What’s amazing about Victoria is that as ludicrous as it is, her version of the truth, somehow she manages to keep a straight face…as is the case with her concrete tits. Not only does she claim they’re authentic, she also insists By Lainey • Jul 10, 2007 08:00 am
Henry Windsor Hot Harry and his Brother – new concert photos In the new issue of Hello Canada, several photos not widely circulated from the Concert for Diana last Sunday. For the first time in a long time, I actually find William attractive. Even his dorky dancing. Some say he was only goofing around – whatever he was doing, he looked like By Lainey • Jul 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham The Beckham Jersey Exclusive Giveaway!!! This will be a hot one so please read details closely? Don"t mean to be a pickle ass but I want you to win which means I want to make sure your entry is received. Please forgive? OK so about Becks... As you all know, David Beckham is By Lainey • Jul 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Henry Windsor Bred For It They are young yet and marriage is nowhere near a reality but my new favourite Chelsy Davy has clearly been bred for the position should the opportunity present itself. At the tender age of 21, Chelsy is already adept at the turn and swallow – not a porn move but a By Lainey • Jul 01, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham British Becks Many concur: it was a kneejerk reaction, a decision based on emotion, a decision made prematurely, and a decision he is supposedly regretting more every day, though with a stiff upper lip he will gamely honour his promise. David Beckham, on the eve of his move to America, in London By Lainey • Jul 01, 2007 08:00 pm
Ben Affleck The Heir Can’t Dance In all fairness, his beaver bucks weren’t quite so beaver bucky yesterday...but then another dorky problem reared its dorky head and that would be the Rhythm Issue. Is there anything unsexier than a dude who can’t dance? And tries to? His brother knows. The Hotness on a By Lainey • Jul 01, 2007 08:00 pm
Jude Law Is Chelsy Chav? I don’t think so but Karen L and I were debating it the other night at the Sanderson Hotel. She says yes, I say no…You? Here’s Chelsy arriving at Heathrow yesterday, likely joining Hot Harry on a Horse at the Concert for Diana on Sunday. Girl can By Lainey • Jun 28, 2007 08:00 pm
Hugh Grant Intro for Jun 26, 2007 We spent most of the day at Mahiki yesterday on a shoot. Sound familiar? Mahiki is the club where the Princes go - William and Harry and their friends. On a few occasions, the two have even been photographed leaving there looking flushed and rather inebriated. So now perhaps you By Lainey • Jun 25, 2007 08:00 pm
