Johnny Depp The Freebie Five As mentioned, it’s new and hopefully improved. There’s been some juggling too. Leo is off the top spot in favour of Jake Gyllenhaal – for the lamest of reasons, I KNOW, but I’m confident it will pass. Give me a few weeks and I’ll get over my By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The New Becks Do you LOVE it? I do. Not for everyone but definitely for me…and probably for the gays. I can hear the gays moaning. Which is what’s great about David, non? He’s never afraid to cater to the gays. Check these two out, posing up a storm at By Lainey • Mar 29, 2007 08:00 am
Henry Windsor Exclusive Giveaway at the Junos!!! In celebration of the Junos, ONE LaineyGossip.com reader has an exclusive opportunity to win a crazy gift bag! This contest is open to everyone, international AND domestic readers. Gift bag includes: - Bloodline Jewelry: A handcrafted sterling silver jewelry piece featuring a skull and wing from Bloodline - Paper By Lainey • Mar 29, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Battle of the Chav North America is bracing for Chav War… love, love, love. In one corner: Victoria Beckham. No introduction required, though she’s mildly turned it down of late, getting rid of those press on nails and that tacky ass weave, the concrete tits remain firmly in tact, as do the c* By Lainey • Mar 27, 2007 08:00 am
Keith Urban Marriage & Business Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban – marriage is, for all intents and purposes, a contract…is it not? And so Nicole gets the gushing, the husband who calls her his “saviour”, a new image that she is the kind of woman who can transform a man. New interview with the Sunday By Lainey • Mar 26, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Daily Bitch … Please: Victoria Beckham Precisely why I worship her: the Chav, the concrete tits, the c*ckblow lips, the posing, the posturing, and now this… Posh lamenting about being away from David, about how hard it is, how her heart aches at the separation, how her CONSTANT jaunts to Los Angeles to shop and By Lainey • Mar 08, 2007 07:00 am
Courteney Cox The Daily Defense: Courteney & David Amid reports of marital unrest, Courteney Cox and David Arquette have released a statement to Us Weekly, assuring the MiniVan Majority that all is well between them. The sanctity of their union had been questioned by low ranking tabloids Star and Life & Style, both reporting that Courteney’s relationship By Lainey • Mar 06, 2007 07:00 am
David Beckham The Blonde Posh By now I’m sure you’ve seen it. Victoria’s new ‘do. Now blonde and bimbo and weave and wavy is one thing. But short and sassy in a sea of straggly locks? Love, love, love. Here she is rockin’ a shorter version of her signature cut, lightened for By Lainey • Feb 28, 2007 07:00 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone The Daily Quiveration: Becks shirtless and humping I remember seeing Truth or Dare for the first time – Madonna’s documentary about her Blonde Ambition tour stocked with the hottest gayest (save one…what happened to Oliver anyway?) dancers, like, ever. At one point, two of them giv’er. They were playing – what else – Truth or Dare and By Lainey • Feb 21, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Posh & Becks: on 2 continents They’ve been together more than they’ve been apart this year – six weeks of constant separation, save for a few stolen vacay days in France and perhaps a night or two to check in…Posh is hellbent on securing her Stateside status while David, well, David is supposed to By Lainey • Feb 13, 2007 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Daily Quiveration: Zizou is back sh-t. Now I need to kick someone off the Freebie Five again to bring back Zizou. So who? How about Harry? Something tells me Harry doesn’t dig Asians. Something tells me Zizou digs the United Nations a whole lot. Zizou it is. Zizou will return to the Freebie Five By Lainey • Feb 09, 2007 07:00 am
Halle Berry Halle…Finally? One of my favourites and almost perfect. Almost. Because for all the self discovery and the success and of course the outside package, Halle Berry has/had one huge flaw: she sucks at picking good men. And don’t we all know a girl like that? Wesley Snipes is rumoured By Lainey • Feb 08, 2007 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham A Call From David Beckham He might be a philandering greedy arse married to a set of concrete tits, but once in a while it"s nice to know he doesn"t think only for himself.... Thanks to all of you who forwarded the article in the Toronto Star, of David"s By Lainey • Jan 26, 2007 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham Posh & Karl: Concrete Tits & The Bitchbeating Fan Ok…how can you not LOVE this? I. Worship. Posh in plastic glory and a killer pants suit with Le Karl himself at Paris Fashion Week trying to out-stoneface each other in a posing frenzy - now THAT’s what I call tacky-ass heaven. Not surprisingly, Victoria is in town By Lainey • Jan 23, 2007 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Saving Lindsay Lohan Not exactly a surprise, is it? The pupils have been pinned for months, the behaviour erratic, the vocabulary atrocious, the spelling even worse, and the most disgusting, useless pieces of sh-t parents possible…is it any wonder Lilo has landed in rehab? Appendix my ass, and obviously following in the By Lainey • Jan 17, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Pragmatic Courteney Cox In case you haven’t heard, Courteney Cox has something to sell. It’s a tv show called Dirt, satirising the underbelly of tabloid journalism – she is the star and executive producer. I saw the pilot, definitely has potential, and super raunch in parts – a nice change from the sugar By Lainey • Jan 17, 2007 07:00 am
