Tom Cruise Beckham the Thespian? Source So says Georgio Armani who might not have a bitchbeating fan like Karl Lagerfeld but who clearly has an opinion about the most random subjects. Armani says that if Becks did indeed accept a $250 million deal then he absolutely did the right thing…especially with his good looks By Lainey • Jan 15, 2007 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham Becks: exit Spain, enter LA? Real Madrid’s Sporting Director has just announced that the club will not be renewing Beckham, confirming that David will be leaving at the end of the season and opening up opportunities for him to sign elsewhere, including Los Angeles. However, Beckham’s rep expressed surprise about the announcement, especially By Lainey • Jan 10, 2007 07:00 am
David Beckham Fresh Freebie Five...Finally Leo at #1 for weeks and, as you know, I couldn"t figure out how to officially change it until now and even then I had to cheat. Nevertheless, as you can see, the Freebie Five has been shuffled. Yes...George Clooney is gone. No...George Clooney is not By Lainey • Jan 10, 2007 07:00 am
Cameron Diaz The Pip Split? Sorry…I know beauty is in the eye of the whatever but seriously, strip away the MJ rip off dance moves and the boyband thing, and yes yes of course talent does account for some…but superficially speaking, if you strip away all that and consider only feature for feature, By Lainey • Jan 04, 2007 07:00 am
Gwen Stefani Madge gets roughneck Madonna showed up at the British Comedy Awards last night and things got a little testy when Jonathan Ross, her co-presenter, crossed the line with this tasteless jibe: “Congratulations on your lovely little black baby, David" which elicited an amused response. Not to be outdone however, Madonna replied: " By Lainey • Dec 14, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise Hot Harry beats Beaver Will Hot Harry on a Horse – for me, since they were young, from the very beginning it has always been Harry. And now, side by side, as the hotness of the spare is showcased in sharp contrast to the dork of the heir…I mean really, is there really any question? By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Madge Controlling, Guy Enraged? The UK Mirror is reporting that a romantic dinner turned into a nasty argument the other night when the Ritchies went out for dinner. According to witnesses at the restaurant, Guy berated his wife for being too “controlling”, and refused to hear a word otherwise, raising his voice and talking By Lainey • Dec 08, 2006 07:00 am
Henry Windsor The Beautiful Family Smith You know, if I was David Miscavige and my 2nd ranked Hollywood puppet was threatening to break rank and let out his gaygay, Will Smith and Family would look pretty good to me too. Look at all this gorgessity. Trey is almost a man, Jaden’s already acting, and little By Lainey • Dec 08, 2006 07:00 am
Ben Affleck The Daily Past Prime: Ben Affleck Past Prime is not a bad thing, you know. Past Prime means goodbye to the hunky beefcake, hello serious acting. I’m sure that’s what he’s after anyway, so it’s all good. Undeniable though, don’t you think? Three years ago, at the height of glorious Bennifer By Lainey • Nov 30, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham My Leo ain’t no Pipsqueak No gossips…My Leo has balls, unlike Pipsqueak who’d probably hide behind his Cam and knock his knees together if true harm ever came his way. Even more fuel for the Freebie Five – despite what you see to your right, Leo actually sits atop the list, as I explained By Lainey • Nov 24, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Katie, Tom… and Dupree? Well People Magazine certainly didn’t report on this, did it? For the 2 remaining naysayers out there who actually think this thing was legit – let me ask you this: what in the world would be the purpose of bringing the head of Scientology David Miscavige along for your honeymoon? By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan: self harming? According to The Sun, these marks on her wrist are the result of cutting – contrary to what her publicist said about a fractured wrist or a minor scrape, The Sun had a medical professional analyse the marks and contends that my Lilo’s wounds could be self inflicted. Nothing to By Lainey • Nov 17, 2006 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton Leo Ascends the Freebie Five Yes – the Freebie Five is still broken. I’m attempting to fix it later today. And again, just in case you’ve forgotten the current iteration: David, George, Leo, Hot Harry on the Horse, then Borat. Until today. Today there will be a shake up. Today, Leo will rise to By Lainey • Nov 16, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan: DirtyFace does London...again Sigh. It’s back. Lilo and her foundation problems – what the FRUCK is the problem??? Here she is, newly arrived in London, eager to hit the circuit – first stop Bond, the premiere then the afterparty, dirtyface noticeably dirtier as the night wore on, bloatface also present and accounted for. Interestingly By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham It’s George I’ll be wrong for George any day – ANY day. George who is smart and funny and gorgeous, who SHOULD be #2 on the Freebie Five if not for my sh-tty web skills, George who jokes that Brad will be mad seeing as the Two Time moniker was the only By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline KFed is the new Gest After spoiling Liza Minelli’s life for the better part of 2 years and then trying to extort her in a nasty divorce, David Gest is scraping the bottom of the barrel, appearing as a contestant in the British reality show “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here” By Lainey • Nov 14, 2006 07:00 am
